I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[deadtective]

Just Hazel's fine.

[gotta take that politeness down to the most basic level she can, because otherwise it starts to make Hazel feel even more dishonest than usual. just fooling people into thinking she was decent was bad enough - no way she could ever be deserving of a 'Miss' or bullshit like that.]

Nice to actually talk to you, Maya. You get assigned here with the shittiest timing in the world orrr..?

[Hazel's similarly seen Maya around on her visits, but she's usually so wrapped up in hanging out with Tetsuo (or avoiding her own thoughts) that she never really approached her or asked anyone what her deal was.

god, she hoped she wasn't a new resident. that was karmic cruelty that no one aside from herself deserved.]

[missleadingquestions]

Aaactually, no.

[Maya can't help but laugh.]

Kaneda brought me to me stay over for Christmas since I kinda got in a fight with my roommate? But I ended up staying to watch Tetsuo when everyone went back to Heropa.

[It's not a bad reason, so she has no problem answering.]

[deadtective]

Oh.

[a beat, and then she jerks a thumb behind her to indicate the front of the house.]

You know the door's over there, right? They don't lock it half the time, I can cover you.

[shitty as she's feeling, Hazel really needs a moment to make a terrible joke now more than ever. what better way than to teasingly imply someone else was being held against their will in a nuthouse?]

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya makes a sputtering sound as she covers her mouth, trying not to let out a laugh-- but the urge to break out in laughter is TOO MUCH. She giggles behind her palm, shaking her head.]

Don't worry, I'm really just here to play with Capsule!

[deadtective]

That's how they get you. They drop an animal in the middle of shit that's so fucking cute you totally forget that it can fit out the door with you.

[she shakes her head sadly, the gesture over-exaggerated and dripping with theatrics. it's easy to fall back into this, especially when it elicits the right reactions.]

You've been here way too long.

[missleadingquestions]

I'm doomed.

You've gotta sneak me out!

[She giggles, giving Hazel a little smirk.]

[deadtective]

[she holds her hands up in front of her in a facetious stop sign sort of gesture]

Hey, whoa! I said I'd cover for you if you wanted to make a run for the door, not that I'd fucking smuggle you out in my bag!

[missleadingquestions]

But Ken'll find out! He'll guilt me back!

[deadtective]

Turn off your damn phone for a week! Take a vacation in the mountains! Don't drag me into this just because you have a shit tolerance for being guilted.

[missleadingquestions]

You won't even help a stranger in need? I see how it is.

[deadtective]

Look who I'm dragging my ass all the way up here to see. You think I'm a nice person?

[missleadingquestions]

Well, yeah.

[Maya laughs.]

You're kidding, right? I love these guys. If you're here, you must be good company, at least.

[deadtective]

[she makes a tsking noise, shaking her head in disagreement.]

Nah, they've just got some of the shittiest taste I've seen in a while. ...and I think at this point they don't know how to throw me out.

[missleadingquestions]

Ah, well, I can't say I've got any better taste.

[She teases.]

Wanna be friends then?

[deadtective]

I don't know. I've got a strict three person maximum when it comes to friendship.

[missleadingquestions]

I'm cooler than Kaneda, at least. Does that count for something?

[deadtective]

Not much. A goddamn half-melted popsicle's cooler than Kaneda.

[missleadingquestions]

Um--- I like samurai movies?

[Is she actually trying to impress her here or just trying to see what gets a reaction out of her... WHO KNOWS.]

[deadtective]

I'm more of a kung fu kinda girl myself.

[similarly, it's impossible to tell if Hazel's just being difficult for fun or if she's actually that unmoved.]

[missleadingquestions]

Oh-- I love those, too!

I just saw Tiger Fist Hustle on Netflix the other week!

[Why is Maya losing track of the point of the conversation already...]

[deadtective]

[because honestly doing that to people is one of Hazel's strong points]

Oh, yeah? I still haven't gotten around to that one yet, I've got a fucking hell of a backlog. Was it any good? He's getting kind of old now.

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah! I mean, I liked his older movies better, they're more like the classics back home. But it was still worth the watch!!

[deadtective]

Hey, I've got enough free time that I'll sit through pretty much anything. [you know, 'insomnia'.] Have you ever switched the language on his old shit to English? The voices are fucking hilarious.

[missleadingquestions]

Yes!

[Maya damn near cackles, covering her mouth.]

I was watching one on the bus one time and got in trouble for laughing so hard.

[deadtective]

Yeah, see, people don't expect anything from me anymore. I can watch shit like that and have an owl on my shoulder and nobody bats an eye.

[nobody sits near her either, but that's just the way she likes it.]