I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah, but when you hang out with simple people all the time, it's easy to forget.

[deadtective]

That's why you gotta keep tricking them into dumber and dumber shit to remind yourself. Just keep falling down that rabbit hole until you hit fucking wonderland.

[missleadingquestions]

I guess that means I'll have to step up my game!

[deadtective]

[she shuts an eye to regard Maya with mock appraisal.]

You've got a lot of steps to jump up. Better get your ass in gear before you're completely left behind!

[missleadingquestions]

Yes, m'am!

[She snaps into a soldier's pose, mock-saluting.]

I'll do my best! Any tips?

[deadtective]

[she crosses her arms over her chest, humming thoughtfully in the back of your throat.]

Think of the stupidest fucking bullshit you possibly can right now. You're gonna need to dip at least twenty miles below that.

[missleadingquestions]

[Maya purse her lips for a second.

Dumber than the dumbest thing she can think of...?

.....Dumber than that?

Aha! She smacks her fist against her hand. Could she possibly have the perfect response?!]

I have no idea.

[deadtective]

And that's why you're the bottom fucking rung of the totem pole.

[she uncrosses her arms again to gently tap the top of Maya's head with a closed hand.]

You've got your work cut out for you if you wanna stay in the business.

[missleadingquestions]

I wouldn't worry too much. I'm a pretty quick learner!

[She's so determined to be dumb as shit for you now, Hazel.]

[deadtective]

Do you know how many times I've heard that? I could buy my own private island if I got paid for listening to that garbage.

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, it's not my fault you listen to people who make bad promises!

Fey's word's a guarantee.

[deadtective]

Enough to shake on it? I take promises seriously, you better be damn committed.

[missleadingquestions]

[She sticks her hand out immediately.]

Swear on my honor.

[deadtective]

Hope you've got more than me, then.

[she takes the hand and gives it a firm shake, grinning all the while. as teasing as her words are, Hazel's not really joking with them.]

[missleadingquestions]

I guess I should hope so, too, then!

[She's got more than you know, Hazel.]

It's a deal, then!

[deadtective]

[she really hopes so. as with everything, Hazel can't think of anything worse than someone being on the same level as herself.]

Congrats, you're fucked now! I expect weekly progress reports.

[missleadingquestions]

Oooo-kay! You got it!

But don't complain when you get a message every week for real.

[deadtective]

Hey, I never said I was actually gonna read any of them.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, I guess you can miss out on my shining sense of humor if you wanna.

[deadtective]

My favorite thing in the world is killing humor, you have no fucking idea.

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah? But have you stood against my sense of humor? It's pretty tough!

[deadtective]

Eh, it might be, but there's nothing in this world tougher than me. I'll outlast it.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, now I guess we have to stick around each other. It wouldn't be right if I didn't test your word on that!

[deadtective]

Hey, try all you like. You're not the first moron who got knocked on their ass by trying to beat me.

[missleadingquestions]

Alright, sounds like a plan, then.

[Is she totally leaning over to offer a fist bump

yeah

yeah she is


c'mon hazel c'mon bump the weird kid's fist]