I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[deadtective]

[she crosses her arms, refusing to back down.]

Oh, I get it. Just because I've got some fucking stitches means I must have been a gangleader of ex-felons, right? People like you make me sick.

[missleadingquestions]

Oh-- what?

[Wait hold up Maya has to check and make sure here. Looks like you've got 'er, Hazel.]

You know I wasn't serious, right?

[deadtective]

Wow, that's convenient! Fall knee deep into a pile of shit and suddenly you were joking the whole time!

[and she is going to ride this as far as she can possibly take it. sorry, girl.]

[missleadingquestions]

Nonono! I totally wouldn't have said something like that! B-besides it's not like it's a bad thing, we've worked for gangsters before, even!

[...Maya you're not making it sound any less like you think Hazel's totally a criminal...]

[deadtective]

So scum like us is fine as long as we can pony up the cash, huh? Fucking disgusting.

[missleadingquestions]

Th-th-that wasn't what I said, either!

[deadtective]

You can forget ever fistbumping, I'll tell you that. Wouldn't wanna get your hands dirty with the criminal element.

[missleadingquestions]

Wait-wait-wait, seriously?!

I-I've fistbumped criminals before!

[...that's still not the point]

[deadtective]

Even more of a reason not to! You're probably one bump away from getting fucking societal cancer or something.

[missleadingquestions]

That's not a thing!

[...]

Is it? I mean-- it's totally not!

[deadtective]

[she sniffs disdainfully]

Shows what you know. Probably been running around without protection, smashing your face on anything that moves - I'm surprised you haven't come down with it already.

[missleadingquestions]

H-hey, I know that's not true...

[She's not that sheltered, she promises!!

...Besides, she's seen so many criminals it would have totally set in by now.]

[deadtective]

Yeah? [she tilts her head to the side, looking Maya over] Maybe you're right, you might already be in the terminal stages...

[missleadingquestions]

W-wait, no, really!

[She's-- just pulling her leg, right? WHY IS SHE FALLING FOR THIS...]

I-I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore...

[deadtective]

[because this is actually what Hazel was brought back from the dead for: to make people doubt the fabric of their own reality.]

Calm down, we'll get this sorted out. Do people look at you funny, even when you're not doing anything fucking weird?

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- well that's kind of a hard question.

[Most people consider most of what she does weird.]

What do you qualify as being weird?

[She said 'fucking' weird, thank you maya]

[deadtective]

You're giving me the runaround, so that's a 'yes'.

[she's too skilled at the circular logic conversation to fall for that, girl. you can't escape this.]

Do you get into dumbass arguments over everyday shit with people you're not living with?

[missleadingquestions]

U-um, I don't think I do.

[Maya, this totally counts as a dumbass argument.]

[deadtective]

You don't think or you're absolutely sure?

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- I'm totally sure!

[deadtective]

Bullshit! You hesitated, so that's another yes. It's not looking good for you at all.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, if you're so sure... There's nothing to cure it with?

[Why is she still playing along with this..]

[deadtective]

Not at this stage. You're fucking terminal now, all that's left is to say your goodbyes and tie up loose ends.

[missleadingquestions]

Well-- I would just come back to life around here, y'know!

[deadtective]

Yeah, but you're never the same once you die. And it's not like it'd reset that cancer of yours.