I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[deadtective]

[Hazel extends a hand...


and uses it to slowly lower Maya's fist back to her side with her palm, expression flatter than literally any part of the midwestern United States.]

You're gonna have to work up to that one.

[missleadingquestions]

A-aw. I can't even get a high five?

[deadtective]

I'm making eye contact with you; that's as good as you're gonna get right now.

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, I'll take it over you whipping everyone and yelling at me.

I knew a girl who liked to do that.

[deadtective]

Usually they'll stop if you learn the safe word, unless you really want to get your money's worth from the hour.

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- what?

[JUST. GONNA STARE FOR A BIT.

You got it Hazel you stumped her]

[deadtective]

What? It's ok, I don't judge. That's shit you do on your own time.

[welcome to die, Maya]

1/3

[missleadingquestions]

...

[missleadingquestions]

Oh.

Oh!

3/3

[missleadingquestions]

No! She's a prosecutor, not a-- you know.

She's just weird.

[You're one to talk, Maya.]

[deadtective]

Oh, so you get it for free? And you've got legal security the whole time? Fucking congrats! That's super rare.

[missleadingquestions]

No-- what? No!

[Maya's cackling.]

I think she'd whip someone to death before she did anything like that.

[grooooooooss.]

[deadtective]

Into that too, huh? And I thought you were so innocent with your dumb cutesy outfits.

[she tsks, shaking her head sadly.]

[missleadingquestions]

They're not dumb.

[is she pouting a little]

Buuuuut y'know, I'm totally a rebel. I've been arrested four times.

[Three of them were for things she didn't do.]

[deadtective]

That's not a rebel, that's someone who doesn't know how to cover their tracks.

[they are so dumb and Hazel respects that on the inside. also, man, talk to her about shit that should have probably thrown her in jail.]

[missleadingquestions]

[Snorts.]

Okay, Iiii can't argue that one.

[Mostly because, well, it's more like people kept using Maya to cover their tracks.]

What about you?

[deadtective]

What about me? Do I look like the kind of person who'd ever be within three feet of a prison for any reason?

[missleadingquestions]

[Just. This face. Really, Hazel?]

[deadtective]

[she crosses her arms, refusing to back down.]

Oh, I get it. Just because I've got some fucking stitches means I must have been a gangleader of ex-felons, right? People like you make me sick.

[missleadingquestions]

Oh-- what?

[Wait hold up Maya has to check and make sure here. Looks like you've got 'er, Hazel.]

You know I wasn't serious, right?

[deadtective]

Wow, that's convenient! Fall knee deep into a pile of shit and suddenly you were joking the whole time!

[and she is going to ride this as far as she can possibly take it. sorry, girl.]

[missleadingquestions]

Nonono! I totally wouldn't have said something like that! B-besides it's not like it's a bad thing, we've worked for gangsters before, even!

[...Maya you're not making it sound any less like you think Hazel's totally a criminal...]

[deadtective]

So scum like us is fine as long as we can pony up the cash, huh? Fucking disgusting.

[missleadingquestions]

Th-th-that wasn't what I said, either!

[deadtective]

You can forget ever fistbumping, I'll tell you that. Wouldn't wanna get your hands dirty with the criminal element.