I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, it's not my fault you listen to people who make bad promises!

Fey's word's a guarantee.

[deadtective]

Enough to shake on it? I take promises seriously, you better be damn committed.

[missleadingquestions]

[She sticks her hand out immediately.]

Swear on my honor.

[deadtective]

Hope you've got more than me, then.

[she takes the hand and gives it a firm shake, grinning all the while. as teasing as her words are, Hazel's not really joking with them.]

[missleadingquestions]

I guess I should hope so, too, then!

[She's got more than you know, Hazel.]

It's a deal, then!

[deadtective]

[she really hopes so. as with everything, Hazel can't think of anything worse than someone being on the same level as herself.]

Congrats, you're fucked now! I expect weekly progress reports.

[missleadingquestions]

Oooo-kay! You got it!

But don't complain when you get a message every week for real.

[deadtective]

Hey, I never said I was actually gonna read any of them.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, I guess you can miss out on my shining sense of humor if you wanna.

[deadtective]

My favorite thing in the world is killing humor, you have no fucking idea.

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah? But have you stood against my sense of humor? It's pretty tough!

[deadtective]

Eh, it might be, but there's nothing in this world tougher than me. I'll outlast it.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, now I guess we have to stick around each other. It wouldn't be right if I didn't test your word on that!

[deadtective]

Hey, try all you like. You're not the first moron who got knocked on their ass by trying to beat me.

[missleadingquestions]

Alright, sounds like a plan, then.

[Is she totally leaning over to offer a fist bump

yeah

yeah she is


c'mon hazel c'mon bump the weird kid's fist]

[deadtective]

[Hazel extends a hand...


and uses it to slowly lower Maya's fist back to her side with her palm, expression flatter than literally any part of the midwestern United States.]

You're gonna have to work up to that one.

[missleadingquestions]

A-aw. I can't even get a high five?

[deadtective]

I'm making eye contact with you; that's as good as you're gonna get right now.

[missleadingquestions]

Hey, I'll take it over you whipping everyone and yelling at me.

I knew a girl who liked to do that.

[deadtective]

Usually they'll stop if you learn the safe word, unless you really want to get your money's worth from the hour.

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- what?

[JUST. GONNA STARE FOR A BIT.

You got it Hazel you stumped her]

[deadtective]

What? It's ok, I don't judge. That's shit you do on your own time.

[welcome to die, Maya]

1/3

[missleadingquestions]

...

[missleadingquestions]

Oh.

Oh!

3/3

[missleadingquestions]

No! She's a prosecutor, not a-- you know.

She's just weird.

[You're one to talk, Maya.]