I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

But Ken'll find out! He'll guilt me back!

[deadtective]

Turn off your damn phone for a week! Take a vacation in the mountains! Don't drag me into this just because you have a shit tolerance for being guilted.

[missleadingquestions]

You won't even help a stranger in need? I see how it is.

[deadtective]

Look who I'm dragging my ass all the way up here to see. You think I'm a nice person?

[missleadingquestions]

Well, yeah.

[Maya laughs.]

You're kidding, right? I love these guys. If you're here, you must be good company, at least.

[deadtective]

[she makes a tsking noise, shaking her head in disagreement.]

Nah, they've just got some of the shittiest taste I've seen in a while. ...and I think at this point they don't know how to throw me out.

[missleadingquestions]

Ah, well, I can't say I've got any better taste.

[She teases.]

Wanna be friends then?

[deadtective]

I don't know. I've got a strict three person maximum when it comes to friendship.

[missleadingquestions]

I'm cooler than Kaneda, at least. Does that count for something?

[deadtective]

Not much. A goddamn half-melted popsicle's cooler than Kaneda.

[missleadingquestions]

Um--- I like samurai movies?

[Is she actually trying to impress her here or just trying to see what gets a reaction out of her... WHO KNOWS.]

[deadtective]

I'm more of a kung fu kinda girl myself.

[similarly, it's impossible to tell if Hazel's just being difficult for fun or if she's actually that unmoved.]

[missleadingquestions]

Oh-- I love those, too!

I just saw Tiger Fist Hustle on Netflix the other week!

[Why is Maya losing track of the point of the conversation already...]

[deadtective]

[because honestly doing that to people is one of Hazel's strong points]

Oh, yeah? I still haven't gotten around to that one yet, I've got a fucking hell of a backlog. Was it any good? He's getting kind of old now.

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah! I mean, I liked his older movies better, they're more like the classics back home. But it was still worth the watch!!

[deadtective]

Hey, I've got enough free time that I'll sit through pretty much anything. [you know, 'insomnia'.] Have you ever switched the language on his old shit to English? The voices are fucking hilarious.

[missleadingquestions]

Yes!

[Maya damn near cackles, covering her mouth.]

I was watching one on the bus one time and got in trouble for laughing so hard.

[deadtective]

Yeah, see, people don't expect anything from me anymore. I can watch shit like that and have an owl on my shoulder and nobody bats an eye.

[nobody sits near her either, but that's just the way she likes it.]

[missleadingquestions]

Oh--! You have an owl?

[deadtective]

With a three person friend cap, you really think I wouldn't have a pet? I'm surprised it's just the one, honestly.

[missleadingquestions]

I didn't have a pet before I started making friends! I'm jealous.

Although... I guess I kinda just got a dog.

[deadtective]

I was working on a lifetime pet ban in my other world, so. [she shrugs expansively] Beats the shit out of being fucking social, I'll tell you what.

Good on you for finally deciding to take that dog when you make a break for it, though. He deserves to see the world.

[missleadingquestions]

[snicker!]

Noooo! I can't steal Capsule. I'm looking after this little komainu I found.

[deadtective]

[her nose wrinkles gently at the word. ugh, more Japanese. why can't she escape this calligraphy-riddled hell?]

You've got two arms. I'm sure you could nab them both if you worked hard enough for it.

[missleadingquestions]

Yeah, but then who's gonna make sure Kaneda gets exercise and doesn't sleep all day?

Capsule's here to walk him, I'm pretty sure.