I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

H-hey, I know that's not true...

[She's not that sheltered, she promises!!

...Besides, she's seen so many criminals it would have totally set in by now.]

[deadtective]

Yeah? [she tilts her head to the side, looking Maya over] Maybe you're right, you might already be in the terminal stages...

[missleadingquestions]

W-wait, no, really!

[She's-- just pulling her leg, right? WHY IS SHE FALLING FOR THIS...]

I-I'm not even sure what we're talking about anymore...

[deadtective]

[because this is actually what Hazel was brought back from the dead for: to make people doubt the fabric of their own reality.]

Calm down, we'll get this sorted out. Do people look at you funny, even when you're not doing anything fucking weird?

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- well that's kind of a hard question.

[Most people consider most of what she does weird.]

What do you qualify as being weird?

[She said 'fucking' weird, thank you maya]

[deadtective]

You're giving me the runaround, so that's a 'yes'.

[she's too skilled at the circular logic conversation to fall for that, girl. you can't escape this.]

Do you get into dumbass arguments over everyday shit with people you're not living with?

[missleadingquestions]

U-um, I don't think I do.

[Maya, this totally counts as a dumbass argument.]

[deadtective]

You don't think or you're absolutely sure?

[missleadingquestions]

Um-- I'm totally sure!

[deadtective]

Bullshit! You hesitated, so that's another yes. It's not looking good for you at all.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, if you're so sure... There's nothing to cure it with?

[Why is she still playing along with this..]

[deadtective]

Not at this stage. You're fucking terminal now, all that's left is to say your goodbyes and tie up loose ends.

[missleadingquestions]

Well-- I would just come back to life around here, y'know!

[deadtective]

Yeah, but you're never the same once you die. And it's not like it'd reset that cancer of yours.

[missleadingquestions]

--Wait, you're not the same after you die?

[deadtective]

Of course not. Why would you be?

[missleadingquestions]

I... didn't feel any different when I died a few months ago...

[Maya she isn't talking about a physical change]

[deadtective]

Yeah, people in this world are lucky with that. [haha...ha...oh man moving on so fast.] I meant more shit in your head anyway.

[missleadingquestions]

Y'know, you sound like you know a lot about it.

[Don't mind her turning that inquisitive eye on you, Hazel.]

[deadtective]

Back home I was neck deep in the fucking supernatural. You pick up some shit.

[hey, go ahead. she's got answers that are almost true ready and waiting for questions like that.]

[missleadingquestions]

Supernatural?

[Annnd now she's extra interested.]

What was it like? Was there-- like, magic?

[deadtective]

If you've ever heard about it, it was somewhere out there back home. [she rolls her eyes] Fucking pain in the ass, I'll tell you that for free.

[missleadingquestions]

So, so, so, do you like-- hunt down supernatural creatures and stuff?

[deadtective]

[that makes her laugh, but the sound is kind of bitter around the edges.]

Who the hell needs to hunt them? It's not like they're hiding - regular people just don't know because supernatural assholes don't care about them.

[missleadingquestions]

Huh, so I guess that stuff really doesn't work like you see it on TV.

I'd think it would be the other way around, though.... I mean, most regular people can't communicate with the supernatural, right?