I'LL BE A TEENAGE IDOL JUST GIVE ME A BREAK

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here!
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.



Welcome, imPorts, to the one and only FanPort! As they're driven outside of the convention center, they'll see line-ups leading well out the doors filled with those dressed normally and cosplayers alike, complete with plenty of scalpers just outside of the doors. As guests of honour, imPorts get to skip past all the busy lines and are ushered into the Convention Centre through the back doors, only to be greeted with a veritable swarm of people. The quiet room being used for the Swear-In aside, this venue is absolutely packed, and filled to the brim with enthusiasm. Venture in a little further, imPorts, and see what awaits you...

A R T I S T ' S A L L E Y

The Artist's Alley is a bustling place, filled with creative minds of all sorts. It's easy to find tasteful - and not-so-tasteful - prints of imPorts to hang on the wall from everything to Power Girl leaping heroically into the air to Dorian Gray with his back turned and a sultry expression on his face. Of course, Artist's Alley isn't restricted to mere drawings: it's easy to find piles of plushies and keychains, buttons, T-shirts, and other types of exciting merchandise!

Want to simulate the mind as well as the eye? Look no further than the piles of doujinshi ready for the taking. Most tables are dominated by interactions that are seen as at least somewhat legitimate - such as Shepenko, Geiszlieb, and Pricefield - but there are tables in the back who crow about rarepairs like Laurie/Maya, Olivier/Kang, Gansey/Manolo and more! There's plenty of creativity on display, but be careful: as long as all involved parties are of age, there may be a scene a touch steamier than expected!

If you don't see what you want being sold already, there are plenty of commissioners who would leap at the chance to provide an imPort with a custom print or doll, just for them!

C O S P L A Y C O N T E S T

It's not a true convention without cosplayers, and for this event, the cosplayers come out in droves. There are those who have clearly raided their closet for ideas - claiming that they're the more ordinary looking imPorts like Jesse Pinkman or Alison Hendrix - but others have delighted in the challenge that the stranger imPorts have presented to them. Non-humans such as Kanaya Maryam and Marceline Abadeer are common for those who want to flex their make-up skills, but otherwise, heroes with identifiable costumes or who commonly wear period dress are popular choices.

And what of imPorts who want to join in? There are only two rules: imPorts may not enter as themselves, nor are they allowed to use shapeshifting powers. Other than that, they're welcome to join in on the competitions and the festivities! There are awards being given for everything from Best Performer to Best Costume to Most Accurate Posing, so jump in, and enjoy!

I M P O R T H A L L

Aside from the panels, this is where imports are welcomed as special guests! Above the entire affair is a huge sign that reads, cheerfully: "WELCOME IMPORTS!". Here, imPorts are welcomed to set up their own booths to sell their goods, autographs, and pictures, advertise their businesses, or to simply meet some of their fans! Security is tightest around this area, but only for the safety of imPorts; if any fans get a little too touchy-feely without the imPort's consent, rest assured, they'll be hauled out in short notice.

This is also the place where willing and participating imPorts are showered with special gifts featuring everything from fanmade scrapbooks of their public exploits and fanart, home baked goods, or samples from all sorts of corporate representatives eager to have imPorts represent everything from their clothing and perfume lines to their hemorrhoid creams.

R E F R E S H M E N T S

After all this fuss and bluster, it's time to get some refreshments. Just outside the venue, a series of imPort-inspired food tracks and stalls have set up shop, and are ready for your business! Want cotton candy in the shape of Qubit's hair? How about spooky, squid ink Scarecrow pasta? Dipper Dots icecream with a side of Mabel Mint Crisps? Some Minato Aritacos? Whatever your fancy, this is your place to find all the food you could ask for and more, complete with discounts if you're willing to show off that fancy imPort tattoo to prove that you're not just an exceptionally good cosplayer.

B A L L P I T

Even imPorts need a break from all this attention, which is where the ballpit comes in. It looks like they may have run out of funding when they planned this one... but hey, only imPorts are allowed in the ballpit room, and surely they'll be able to entertain themselves.

R A V E

As the convention begins to wind down in the evenings, other people are just getting started! The grand hall is opened up to various imPort inspired acts, including but not limited to the acts described in the last Majority Report, including new acts such as the A-T-inspired Roller Blade Bunnies, the Kid Flash-inspired All I See Is Yellow, and the Jinseok Jin-inspired Blissful Beauties. All of these shows are complete with light shows and complimentary glow sticks, and once the clock hits past 9 PM, a bar opens up in the back for natives and imPorts alike, provided that they're of-age -- and yes, they will be checking their IDs!

Want to get your rock on? These acts will gracefully step aside to allow imPort musicians to take the stage, but will respond even more happily to jam sessions.

P A N E L S

► PLEASE STOP MESSING UP THE TIMESTREAM

What happens when imPorts bring in their own technology to a world unprepared for it? What happens when they try traveling in time? How does this adversely affect the world around them, and how can you help stop it? Find out here, as an old man yells at an audience that's mostly excited to see an imPort in-person. Starring imPort guest: The Doctor.

► LEAVE ME ALONE & DON'T TOUCH MY LUGGAGE

A short, five-minute panel in which con-goers can get the necessary information about that odd trunk with feet they've seen scurrying around. This necessary information includes: 1) leave its owner, Rincewind alone, and 2) do not touch the luggage, complete with stacks of informative pamphlets. Brevity is the soul of wit, right? Starring imPort guest: Rincewind the Wizzard.

► THE UNIQUE CHALLENGES OF BEING NON-HUMAN IN A VERY HUMAN WORLD

Join some of America's non-human imPorts in discussing the trials they face on a daily basis, and why they have decided to create SELF, an organization built to help them! While this is no doubt scintillating stuff, new members and businesses that may wish to invest are welcome. Starring imPort guests: Kang, Sabriel, and more!

► MAGIC: NOT JUST FOR YOUR KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Curious about magic? Tune in here for a discussion of the ins and outs of magic, differences across worlds, and what it's used for! Not interested in all that nerdy crap? Make sure to arrive for the second half of their presentation for a real life demonstration of magic! (FanPort does not take responsibility for any injuries or loss of property that may occur during this demonstration). Starring imPort guests: Sabriel, Elsa Brandt, L'Arachel, and more!

► RISEING ABOVE: CHALLENGES AND TRIUMPHS IN IMPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT What we should really be talking about this convention is ethics in imPorts, and what better way to start than with America's very own law enforcement organization, RISE? Find discussion on the ethics of superpowers, dangerous imPorts, and how differently imPorts from other worlds and cultures view this world's legal system. Get out your pens and paper, because there's sure to be plenty of college students writing about this as a practical assignment! Starring imPort guests: Sabriel and RISE.

► BEYOND MEDICINE: IMPORT HEALING TECHNIQUES Interested in imPort healing techniques? Have some sort of nasty injury or illness that native medicine just can't fix? If you're willing to sign a waiver, this is your chance to get it cured, thanks to the saint-like generosity of charitable imPorts. Just be warned that those suffering from deadly conditions will take priority! Starring imPort guest: Jesse Pinkman.

► STAYING FIT WITH YOUR DOG Think something as mundane as workout routines with man's best friend is too mundane for this convention? Think again! A real expert on exercise is here to teach you and your pooch how to stay fit with both indoor and outdoor activities, complete with a Q&A, a photo-op, and doggie demonstrations. If you're not interested, that's fine; stay for the cute dogs... or for their handsome owners. Hubba, hubba! Starring imPort guest: Commander Shepard.

► A SALUTE TO THE SUPERSUIT! Who says that you can't fight crime and look stylish at the same time? ImPorts are here to discuss the dos and don'ts of supersuit fashion, showcasing the most cutting-edge suits that natives no doubt see on the news every day, and tips for all con-goers and, needless to say, extremely invested cosplayers. If other imPorts are interested in sharing, they are welcome to do so! Starring imPort guests: Echidna and Wallflower.

► DENDARII SECURITY CORPS This panel is what it says on the title: a prolonged advertisement for the Dendarii Security Corps. Don't worry, though, there will likely be tales of dashing adventure, and maybe you'll even discover how the heck to pronounce Dendarii in the first place! Starring imPort guests: Miles Vorkosigan, Gregor Vorbarra, and Tex.

► IS THAT A DRAGON IN MY GARDEN? All these sentient imPorts hobbling around are all well and good, but aren't you interested in what exists on other worlds? If that's the case, this panel is for you! Listen as imPorts discuss fantastic creatures, robots, aliens, and super smart dogs that just don't exist naturally in this world, and enviously follow along to the various stories those with far, far more exciting lives than you have to tell! Starring imPort guests: Hawke and The Doctor.

► PHOTO-OP WITH THE BULL He's huge, he has arms, and he's got pecs to die for. What more could you want in a man? Take a photo with the Iron Bull today in his specialty booth for a small fee... and even attack him with a plastic sword if you dare. Starring imPort guest: The Iron Bull, of course!

► SURVIVING UNDER FIRE: THE MILITARY APPROACH TO FIRST-AID Even conventions need to touch on serious issues sometimes. In the wake of so much violence, your charitable neighbourhood imPorts are here to show you how to conduct first-aid in tight situations, something that's doubtlessly useful to each and every imPort fan in the audience. Starring imPort guests: Kaidan Alenko and Commander Shepard.

► BIOTICS 101: EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SPACE MAGIC What the heck is up with those glowy blue powers from space? Join your imPort guests for a brief lecture on what biotic powers do, how they work, and what it takes to keep a biotic going. Provided is a table of food as a demonstration of just how much they eat, and more entertainingly, live demonstrations of what they can really do! Starring imPort guests: Commander Shepard, Jacob Taylor, Kaidan Alenko, and Samara.

► IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL: ADOPT AN ANIMAL OR SUFFER CRIPPLING GUILT Have you noticed a large amount of imPorts walking around with cuddly furry, feathered, or scaled pets? That's for a reason! Join us today in a panel about the animal shelter, and the dos and don'ts of adopting an animal today! Starring imPort guest: Carl.

► MAGNETS AND MOTORBIKES You see that panel above about how not to introduce technology outside of this timeframe? Ignore it! Look at cool bikes instead! Join imPorts in a practical discussion of building motorcycles, magnetic technology, and take a look at their cutting edge technology. Note: All racing that goes on outside of FanPort is not affiliated with this organization, nor is it condoned by it, and they are not responsible for any injuries incurred in outside demonstrations. Starring imPort guest: Gogo Tomago.

► BUILDING THE FUTURE WITH IMPORT TECHNOLOGY Continuing the trend of bringing imPort technology to the forefront, come and watch this panel for a spirited discussion of imPort technologies, and how it will pave the way to the future and a brighter tomorrow! Want to know what it can do for you? Step right up, and take a look. Starring imPort guest: Tony Stark.

► IMPORTS AND REGISTRATION: A CONTROL MODEL THAT SPANS WORLDS Join your friendly imPorts in discussing Registration, and how this has been used - effectively, even! - in other worlds! Take a look at how it's used for the safety of everyone involved, as told by one of America's greatest success stories. How could Tony Stark ever be wrong? Starring imPort guest: Tony Stark.

► IMPORTS AND THE LAW: AN EVERCHANGING LANDSCAPE Want something with a lot of pizzaz, with a ton to look at, and plenty to interact with? Go to some other panel! If you're interested in law, and the ramifications of the ever-evolving state of the law in light of changing politics and the shifting population of imPorts, however, this is the panel for you, in as much detail as anyone could possibly ask for. Starring imPort guest: Mitchell Hundred.

► Q&A WITH THE AMBASSADOR(S)

Ever wonder what it's really like being the Ambassador of an imPort city? Whether you want to know what colour tie the ambassador in question likes wearing, want to know more about due process, or just want to get a juicy scoop, step right up to where at least one Ambassador is ready to answer your questions! Starring imPort guest: Mitchell Hundred.

► WALK WALK FASHION BABY

Do you want to get fashion tips from a preteen? Do you believe that they know what you should be wearing better than you? Well, you're in luck, because imPort kids are the best dressed around! Follow our imPort guests into a world of fashion from clothing to hairstyles to tasteful cosmetics! Starring imPort guests: Pacifica Northwest and Ken Amada.

► CHUCKY KENTUCKY WORLD PREMIERE

Everyone welcome the premiere of America's newest teen pop sensation: Chucky Kentucky! ImPort fans have been abuzz since this event was announced, speculating on everything from his doubtlessly fashionable clothes to the dulcet tones of the voice they're bound to hear. Come see his premiere for yourself -- but come early, because there will surely be a line-up out the door! Starring imPort guests: Edward Elric AKA Chucky Kentucky, Winry Rockbell and Roy Mustang.

► AIR TREK: THE COOLEST TECH AROUND

So, what's with those rollerblades you see around town? Find out here as imPorts do a live demonstration of what A-T is really capable of! If you want to watch some cool tricks and see the extent of the athleticism-on-wheels that imPorts are capable of, here's the place! Starring imPort guests: Yayoi Nakayama, Kururu Sumeragi, Ikki Minami, and Mikura Kazuma

► LAWYER AT LARGE: IMPORTS' IMPACT, INVOLVEMENT, AND INFLUENCE ON TV & MEDIA

Want to discuss all imPort-driven media? Well... this probably isn't the place for you. If you wish to discuss Jeff Winger's TV show, however, and learn a thing or two about his firm, this is the place for you! While this is mostly Q&A, don't worry; maybe Jeff will even divulge a secret or two about his killer work-out routine. Starring imPort guest: Jeff Winger.

► WELSH KINGS, LEY LINES, AND THE NEW WORLD

Calling all history buffs! One of your friendly imPorts is here to teach you about natural magic and the supernatural, including all sorts of spooky splendors like ghosts, mythical Kings, and how the supernatural fits into World History. While it may be more informative than it is strictly entertaining, it's bound to be a treat for inquiring minds. Starring imPort guest: Gansey

► SCREAM QUEENS SECRET PANEL

This secret panel is... wait a second. This panel isn't secret at all! Using the glories of false advertising, imPorts take the stage to announce a benefit concert to be held within the next month. Ask your imPort entertainers questions about what it's really like to be them and listen to a song or two, but if it's a concert you want, you'll be disappointed... unless you stay for the real deal for their next panel! Starring imPort guests: Marceline and Maya Fey.

► SCREAM QUEENS CONCERT

Now this is where the party's really at! Join one of your rocking-est - FanPort's description, not her own! - vampire superstar in a performance ready to bring the house down. And hey, if you want to shell out some cash for some merch and support your local artists, that's certainly a plus. Starring imPort guest: Marceline.

► RELIGION: HOW TO JUSTIFY YOUR FAITH IN A WORLD WHERE THE DEVIL EXISTS

Whoa. Things are getting heavy around here as one very special imPort takes the stage to talk about the influence of the devil, dispel common myths about his possession of equine features, and a meditation on what Lucifer means to the common man. Starring imPort guest: Lucifer.

► KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PINK PRINCESS! TV SHOW TODAY!

A Q&A panel featuring The Pink Princess herself, expect droves of the kids the show is directed at, and yes, plenty of adult fans to flock to this panel in droves! Gain hints as to what the Pink Princess is going to be up to next, and look at some awfully familiar silhouettes for future partners and villains... but of course, everyone's here for one reason, and that's the cute-as-a-button leading lady. Starring imPort guest: Maya Fey

Comments

Lucy Pevensie | registered | ota

[illuminescent]

a; artists's alley

[ She's making her way through the stalls; she doesn't look particularly out of place, for once, because she's wearing jeans, of all things, and a long tunic-style shirt, and boots, and she has her hair in a very simple braid instead of one of her more elaborate hairstyle. This has helped her avoid a lot of notice.

But she's taking a look at one of the booths when someone does notice her, and they sidle up to her, and soon she has a small crowd of men - yes, they're all men - who are starting to crowd into her personal space. No one is being outright rude, although some of them are getting a bit too handsy with photo ops, and she's clearly starting to look for a polite way to get out. ]

Ah, oh! A moment, there's my companion-

[ That companion is you. Hopefully. ]

b; cosplay contest

[ She's found her way here next, and this is better, although she's really not one to grasp the mechanics of fame, really, despite being a Queen. She smiles at the girls who are dressed in period dress and she takes pictures - oddly enough - with a couple of the people (girls and guys) dressed like Musketeers. Her compliments are gracious and exuberant.

And then she's in the corner a moment. ]

I must admit I did not think it would be so colorful!

a;

[hisheartsdesire]

[Even though Toby's used to navigating himself through busy scenes with all eyes on him, there's just so many people at FanPort that it's hard to escape. Thankfully, Lucy managed to call out just loud enough for Toby to see her desperately gesturing hands and arms.]

Ah, Lucy, there you are! Been looking all over for you!

[With that, he presses through the mass of men and reaches out to her.]

[illuminescent]

[She gives a sort of a sad nod, except it's not sad at all, and finds Toby's arm, pressing against him. It's good to see him. It's good to not feel as though she's completely alone, certainly.]

Ah, my, well, my apologies for getting so lost.

[Someone snorts, something about typical, but she's tugging him in a different direction.]

[hisheartsdesire]

[Indeed, once he has her, he pulls her close and tries to shield her from the mass of men closing in about them.]

No, it's... quite all right. It's. Like a zoo got loose here...

[But wait, he heard that derisive comment in the background. Lucy can continue pulling him away, but Toby's still going to address that stranger as he moves on.]

Oh, and as if you're behaving any better. Like a pack of wolves, the lot of you!

A.

[puppydoctor]

[It takes a good five seconds for George to even realize she's talking about him. In fact - he doesn't even recognize her at first, in her modern clothing. He's been lying low himself, a sweatshirt hood pulled up over his head, and is parked next to Lucy's booth by sheer coincidence.]

Me?

[Oh. Yeah. He sees the crowd of men, and immediately understands.]

Y-yeah, I'm here! To, um. Talk to you.

[illuminescent]

Oh, yes-

George.

[There's an undeniable relief in her voice. She is so pleased to see him.]

Yes, we can go, over there, here, take my arm-

[puppydoctor]

((continued HERE))

a, must happen frequently

[protects_the_small]

[Kel looks down, startled out of her reverie over some actually very nice key chains, surprised and not unhappy to see a face she knows]

Oh! My lady, it's good-[That is a large contingent of men behind her, most holding cameras]-was it time for lunch then?

so often

[illuminescent]

Ah, Lady Knight-

[Lucy is polite as ever, and she takes Kel's arm as though Kel were a man, easily and smoothly as that.]

I would gladly buy you something, if you can spare a bit of time to attend to me.

[Maybe that was a mistake, because the men are not dispersing.]

[protects_the_small]

I will gladly accept your kind offer, my lady.

[She narrows her eyes at the group, and has a thought...perhaps if she doesn't order....]

I'm sure the rest of you have somewhere else to be

[And she's glad to note that her throat does not feel at all raw, though it does seem to have had some impact]

b

[enucleation]

[ corners are great: it's where kaneki is most of the time. When he sees a familiar face, he smiles back at her ]

Very imaginative, too. Most of these were handmade by themselves. [ he nods at her after ]

How are you, Miss Lucy?

[illuminescent]

Ah-

It truly is you, isn't it!

[She laughs a little.]

I fear to wonder should it be some enterprising soul who is more than capable with a needle.

I am quite well, and you?

[enucleation]

Yes I am- not a fan.

[ it is a bit creepy that people are dressing up like him, but okay, he won't comment on that ]

When you enjoy something, you are willing to go to great lengths. It also seems to give it more value during the contest.

[ Kaneki nods after ] I've been well. Not quite used to all of this, i admit.

also A, not sorry.

[girlwithout]

Uh?

[Rikki was walking around with her hoodie pulled over her head and hands in the pockets like the moody teen she's being today, and it takes her a second to realize she's being called upon to rescue someone from her adoring fans.

Yeah, okay. She can do that.] I've been looking everywhere for you. [She grabs hold of Lucy's hand to pull her away from the crowd.]

aahhaha no prob

[illuminescent]

[She lets herself be dragged, without any hesitation.]

I must apologize for my tardiness, I did not wish to be rude-

[And she ducks her head. Now she's a little uncomfortable, worried, almost.]

I must thank you for this.

[girlwithout]

Nah, it's cool. [She glances over her shoulder to make sure the crowd of admirers aren't following or anything.] My grandparents didn't raise me to ignore damsels in distress.

[psychofailed]

[He's just passing through, trying to blend in and mind his own business--luckily, being new means his face isn't too recognizable yet--when Lucy calls out to him. It takes a moment of discreetly looking around to realize that yes, it's him she's talking to. Awkward.

How do you pretend to be the friend of someone you've never met? Tsunemori would be better at this kind of thing than him.

Still, he does manage to play it cool without arousing suspicion:]

Hey.

[That's...all he says, but at least he's walking in her direction now? And uh. Ignoring the various disgruntled mutters from the male crowd that's gathered.]

[illuminescent]

[She ducks and makes her way to him. She doesn't know him but he's an imPort, and maybe she can't trust him completely but it's better than what's happening at this exact moment.]

I'm so glad you came.

[That's not precisely a lie.]

[psychofailed]

[Ah. Okay, he's got this, he can do this.]

No problem.

...You want to, uh, get some air, or something?

A

[baetiful]

[ Saving a damsel in distress? Why absolutely. Petyr can't help but notice Lucy, and while she has blended in with a more modern style of dress -- he has stubbornly clung to his tunics and robes. Attire that, while old fashioned, is still quite fashionable. ]

Your Grace.

[ He extends his hand like a lifeline amidst the crowd. ]

There is simply something I must show you.

[illuminescent]

My lord Baelish-

[The relief in her voice is palpable; she takes his hand. Her's is tiny and she's firm-gripped, her fingers wrapping securely around his hand. It truly is a lifeline.

The crowd is actually a little bit offended at this; that's just a guy like them. But as she presses closer to Petyr they also turn to move because, well.

That's a guy.]

How pleased I am to see you.

[baetiful]

[ He holds her hand up and over the head of one particularly disgruntled gentleman, managing a smirk in the process. Yeah, he's mildly rubbing it in that she chose him over them. ]

And I you, Your Grace.

[ He whisks her away from the crowd and toward a more private corner. ]

Are you all right? They did not hurt you or touch you in any way you did not want, did they?

[ As a brothel keep, he knew far too well how men could operate. ]

Another one for A

[dreamkid]

[ Well, they had talked about meeting up today, so this works out. Matthew almost doesn't recognize her for a moment, and then a smile lights up his face. ]

Lucy!

[ He reaches for her hand, oblivious about situation from which he is rather self-indulgently pulling her away. ]

You look different.

[ Not in a bad way, of course. He just didn't realize she owned a pair of jeans. ]

[illuminescent]

Matthew!

[ She takes his hand, fondly and firmly, and squeezes. This is something the people around them did not expect. They look like a couple (even if they aren't) and well.

Okay. She's tugging him a bit to the door. ]

I know, I do not oft wear clothes like this, but I thought it might be wise, in such a place.

B

[helladoomed]

You should see the ones pretending to be aliens.

[Chloe had taken a moment away from admiring the costumes to catch her breath in the corner, though in her case it consisted of leaning against the wall with an unlit cigarette in her mouth. She had her phone out and was flipping through pictures she had taken, but she offered the other girl a little grin.]

I'm pretty sure there aren't half as many fancy colored alien imports as these guys have costumes of.