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I'LL BE A TEENAGE IDOL JUST GIVE ME A BREAK

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here!
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.



Welcome, imPorts, to the one and only FanPort! As they're driven outside of the convention center, they'll see line-ups leading well out the doors filled with those dressed normally and cosplayers alike, complete with plenty of scalpers just outside of the doors. As guests of honour, imPorts get to skip past all the busy lines and are ushered into the Convention Centre through the back doors, only to be greeted with a veritable swarm of people. The quiet room being used for the Swear-In aside, this venue is absolutely packed, and filled to the brim with enthusiasm. Venture in a little further, imPorts, and see what awaits you...

A R T I S T ' S A L L E Y

The Artist's Alley is a bustling place, filled with creative minds of all sorts. It's easy to find tasteful - and not-so-tasteful - prints of imPorts to hang on the wall from everything to Power Girl leaping heroically into the air to Dorian Gray with his back turned and a sultry expression on his face. Of course, Artist's Alley isn't restricted to mere drawings: it's easy to find piles of plushies and keychains, buttons, T-shirts, and other types of exciting merchandise!

Want to simulate the mind as well as the eye? Look no further than the piles of doujinshi ready for the taking. Most tables are dominated by interactions that are seen as at least somewhat legitimate - such as Shepenko, Geiszlieb, and Pricefield - but there are tables in the back who crow about rarepairs like Laurie/Maya, Olivier/Kang, Gansey/Manolo and more! There's plenty of creativity on display, but be careful: as long as all involved parties are of age, there may be a scene a touch steamier than expected!

If you don't see what you want being sold already, there are plenty of commissioners who would leap at the chance to provide an imPort with a custom print or doll, just for them!

C O S P L A Y C O N T E S T

It's not a true convention without cosplayers, and for this event, the cosplayers come out in droves. There are those who have clearly raided their closet for ideas - claiming that they're the more ordinary looking imPorts like Jesse Pinkman or Alison Hendrix - but others have delighted in the challenge that the stranger imPorts have presented to them. Non-humans such as Kanaya Maryam and Marceline Abadeer are common for those who want to flex their make-up skills, but otherwise, heroes with identifiable costumes or who commonly wear period dress are popular choices.

And what of imPorts who want to join in? There are only two rules: imPorts may not enter as themselves, nor are they allowed to use shapeshifting powers. Other than that, they're welcome to join in on the competitions and the festivities! There are awards being given for everything from Best Performer to Best Costume to Most Accurate Posing, so jump in, and enjoy!

I M P O R T H A L L

Aside from the panels, this is where imports are welcomed as special guests! Above the entire affair is a huge sign that reads, cheerfully: "WELCOME IMPORTS!". Here, imPorts are welcomed to set up their own booths to sell their goods, autographs, and pictures, advertise their businesses, or to simply meet some of their fans! Security is tightest around this area, but only for the safety of imPorts; if any fans get a little too touchy-feely without the imPort's consent, rest assured, they'll be hauled out in short notice.

This is also the place where willing and participating imPorts are showered with special gifts featuring everything from fanmade scrapbooks of their public exploits and fanart, home baked goods, or samples from all sorts of corporate representatives eager to have imPorts represent everything from their clothing and perfume lines to their hemorrhoid creams.

R E F R E S H M E N T S

After all this fuss and bluster, it's time to get some refreshments. Just outside the venue, a series of imPort-inspired food tracks and stalls have set up shop, and are ready for your business! Want cotton candy in the shape of Qubit's hair? How about spooky, squid ink Scarecrow pasta? Dipper Dots icecream with a side of Mabel Mint Crisps? Some Minato Aritacos? Whatever your fancy, this is your place to find all the food you could ask for and more, complete with discounts if you're willing to show off that fancy imPort tattoo to prove that you're not just an exceptionally good cosplayer.

B A L L P I T

Even imPorts need a break from all this attention, which is where the ballpit comes in. It looks like they may have run out of funding when they planned this one... but hey, only imPorts are allowed in the ballpit room, and surely they'll be able to entertain themselves.

R A V E

As the convention begins to wind down in the evenings, other people are just getting started! The grand hall is opened up to various imPort inspired acts, including but not limited to the acts described in the last Majority Report, including new acts such as the A-T-inspired Roller Blade Bunnies, the Kid Flash-inspired All I See Is Yellow, and the Jinseok Jin-inspired Blissful Beauties. All of these shows are complete with light shows and complimentary glow sticks, and once the clock hits past 9 PM, a bar opens up in the back for natives and imPorts alike, provided that they're of-age -- and yes, they will be checking their IDs!

Want to get your rock on? These acts will gracefully step aside to allow imPort musicians to take the stage, but will respond even more happily to jam sessions.

P A N E L S

PLEASE STOP MESSING UP THE TIMESTREAM

What happens when imPorts bring in their own technology to a world unprepared for it? What happens when they try traveling in time? How does this adversely affect the world around them, and how can you help stop it? Find out here, as an old man yells at an audience that's mostly excited to see an imPort in-person. Starring imPort guest: The Doctor.

LEAVE ME ALONE & DON'T TOUCH MY LUGGAGE

A short, five-minute panel in which con-goers can get the necessary information about that odd trunk with feet they've seen scurrying around. This necessary information includes: 1) leave its owner, Rincewind alone, and 2) do not touch the luggage, complete with stacks of informative pamphlets. Brevity is the soul of wit, right? Starring imPort guest: Rincewind the Wizzard.

THE UNIQUE CHALLENGES OF BEING NON-HUMAN IN A VERY HUMAN WORLD

Join some of America's non-human imPorts in discussing the trials they face on a daily basis, and why they have decided to create SELF, an organization built to help them! While this is no doubt scintillating stuff, new members and businesses that may wish to invest are welcome. Starring imPort guests: Kang, Sabriel, and more!

MAGIC: NOT JUST FOR YOUR KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Curious about magic? Tune in here for a discussion of the ins and outs of magic, differences across worlds, and what it's used for! Not interested in all that nerdy crap? Make sure to arrive for the second half of their presentation for a real life demonstration of magic! (FanPort does not take responsibility for any injuries or loss of property that may occur during this demonstration). Starring imPort guests: Sabriel, Elsa Brandt, L'Arachel, and more!

RISEING ABOVE: CHALLENGES AND TRIUMPHS IN IMPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT What we should really be talking about this convention is ethics in imPorts, and what better way to start than with America's very own law enforcement organization, RISE? Find discussion on the ethics of superpowers, dangerous imPorts, and how differently imPorts from other worlds and cultures view this world's legal system. Get out your pens and paper, because there's sure to be plenty of college students writing about this as a practical assignment! Starring imPort guests: Sabriel and RISE.
BEYOND MEDICINE: IMPORT HEALING TECHNIQUES Interested in imPort healing techniques? Have some sort of nasty injury or illness that native medicine just can't fix? If you're willing to sign a waiver, this is your chance to get it cured, thanks to the saint-like generosity of charitable imPorts. Just be warned that those suffering from deadly conditions will take priority! Starring imPort guest: Jesse Pinkman.
STAYING FIT WITH YOUR DOG Think something as mundane as workout routines with man's best friend is too mundane for this convention? Think again! A real expert on exercise is here to teach you and your pooch how to stay fit with both indoor and outdoor activities, complete with a Q&A, a photo-op, and doggie demonstrations. If you're not interested, that's fine; stay for the cute dogs... or for their handsome owners. Hubba, hubba! Starring imPort guest: Commander Shepard.
A SALUTE TO THE SUPERSUIT! Who says that you can't fight crime and look stylish at the same time? ImPorts are here to discuss the dos and don'ts of supersuit fashion, showcasing the most cutting-edge suits that natives no doubt see on the news every day, and tips for all con-goers and, needless to say, extremely invested cosplayers. If other imPorts are interested in sharing, they are welcome to do so! Starring imPort guests: Echidna and Wallflower.
DENDARII SECURITY CORPS This panel is what it says on the title: a prolonged advertisement for the Dendarii Security Corps. Don't worry, though, there will likely be tales of dashing adventure, and maybe you'll even discover how the heck to pronounce Dendarii in the first place! Starring imPort guests: Miles Vorkosigan, Gregor Vorbarra, and Tex.
IS THAT A DRAGON IN MY GARDEN? All these sentient imPorts hobbling around are all well and good, but aren't you interested in what exists on other worlds? If that's the case, this panel is for you! Listen as imPorts discuss fantastic creatures, robots, aliens, and super smart dogs that just don't exist naturally in this world, and enviously follow along to the various stories those with far, far more exciting lives than you have to tell! Starring imPort guests: Hawke and The Doctor.
PHOTO-OP WITH THE BULL He's huge, he has arms, and he's got pecs to die for. What more could you want in a man? Take a photo with the Iron Bull today in his specialty booth for a small fee... and even attack him with a plastic sword if you dare. Starring imPort guest: The Iron Bull, of course!
SURVIVING UNDER FIRE: THE MILITARY APPROACH TO FIRST-AID Even conventions need to touch on serious issues sometimes. In the wake of so much violence, your charitable neighbourhood imPorts are here to show you how to conduct first-aid in tight situations, something that's doubtlessly useful to each and every imPort fan in the audience. Starring imPort guests: Kaidan Alenko and Commander Shepard.
BIOTICS 101: EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SPACE MAGIC What the heck is up with those glowy blue powers from space? Join your imPort guests for a brief lecture on what biotic powers do, how they work, and what it takes to keep a biotic going. Provided is a table of food as a demonstration of just how much they eat, and more entertainingly, live demonstrations of what they can really do! Starring imPort guests: Commander Shepard, Jacob Taylor, Kaidan Alenko, and Samara.
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL: ADOPT AN ANIMAL OR SUFFER CRIPPLING GUILT Have you noticed a large amount of imPorts walking around with cuddly furry, feathered, or scaled pets? That's for a reason! Join us today in a panel about the animal shelter, and the dos and don'ts of adopting an animal today! Starring imPort guest: Carl.
MAGNETS AND MOTORBIKES You see that panel above about how not to introduce technology outside of this timeframe? Ignore it! Look at cool bikes instead! Join imPorts in a practical discussion of building motorcycles, magnetic technology, and take a look at their cutting edge technology. Note: All racing that goes on outside of FanPort is not affiliated with this organization, nor is it condoned by it, and they are not responsible for any injuries incurred in outside demonstrations. Starring imPort guest: Gogo Tomago.
BUILDING THE FUTURE WITH IMPORT TECHNOLOGY Continuing the trend of bringing imPort technology to the forefront, come and watch this panel for a spirited discussion of imPort technologies, and how it will pave the way to the future and a brighter tomorrow! Want to know what it can do for you? Step right up, and take a look. Starring imPort guest: Tony Stark.
IMPORTS AND REGISTRATION: A CONTROL MODEL THAT SPANS WORLDS Join your friendly imPorts in discussing Registration, and how this has been used - effectively, even! - in other worlds! Take a look at how it's used for the safety of everyone involved, as told by one of America's greatest success stories. How could Tony Stark ever be wrong? Starring imPort guest: Tony Stark.
IMPORTS AND THE LAW: AN EVERCHANGING LANDSCAPE Want something with a lot of pizzaz, with a ton to look at, and plenty to interact with? Go to some other panel! If you're interested in law, and the ramifications of the ever-evolving state of the law in light of changing politics and the shifting population of imPorts, however, this is the panel for you, in as much detail as anyone could possibly ask for. Starring imPort guest: Mitchell Hundred.
Q&A WITH THE AMBASSADOR(S)

Ever wonder what it's really like being the Ambassador of an imPort city? Whether you want to know what colour tie the ambassador in question likes wearing, want to know more about due process, or just want to get a juicy scoop, step right up to where at least one Ambassador is ready to answer your questions! Starring imPort guest: Mitchell Hundred.

WALK WALK FASHION BABY

Do you want to get fashion tips from a preteen? Do you believe that they know what you should be wearing better than you? Well, you're in luck, because imPort kids are the best dressed around! Follow our imPort guests into a world of fashion from clothing to hairstyles to tasteful cosmetics! Starring imPort guests: Pacifica Northwest and Ken Amada.

CHUCKY KENTUCKY WORLD PREMIERE

Everyone welcome the premiere of America's newest teen pop sensation: Chucky Kentucky! ImPort fans have been abuzz since this event was announced, speculating on everything from his doubtlessly fashionable clothes to the dulcet tones of the voice they're bound to hear. Come see his premiere for yourself -- but come early, because there will surely be a line-up out the door! Starring imPort guests: Edward Elric AKA Chucky Kentucky, Winry Rockbell and Roy Mustang.

AIR TREK: THE COOLEST TECH AROUND

So, what's with those rollerblades you see around town? Find out here as imPorts do a live demonstration of what A-T is really capable of! If you want to watch some cool tricks and see the extent of the athleticism-on-wheels that imPorts are capable of, here's the place! Starring imPort guests: Yayoi Nakayama, Kururu Sumeragi, Ikki Minami, and Mikura Kazuma

LAWYER AT LARGE: IMPORTS' IMPACT, INVOLVEMENT, AND INFLUENCE ON TV & MEDIA

Want to discuss all imPort-driven media? Well... this probably isn't the place for you. If you wish to discuss Jeff Winger's TV show, however, and learn a thing or two about his firm, this is the place for you! While this is mostly Q&A, don't worry; maybe Jeff will even divulge a secret or two about his killer work-out routine. Starring imPort guest: Jeff Winger.

WELSH KINGS, LEY LINES, AND THE NEW WORLD

Calling all history buffs! One of your friendly imPorts is here to teach you about natural magic and the supernatural, including all sorts of spooky splendors like ghosts, mythical Kings, and how the supernatural fits into World History. While it may be more informative than it is strictly entertaining, it's bound to be a treat for inquiring minds. Starring imPort guest: Gansey

SCREAM QUEENS SECRET PANEL

This secret panel is... wait a second. This panel isn't secret at all! Using the glories of false advertising, imPorts take the stage to announce a benefit concert to be held within the next month. Ask your imPort entertainers questions about what it's really like to be them and listen to a song or two, but if it's a concert you want, you'll be disappointed... unless you stay for the real deal for their next panel! Starring imPort guests: Marceline and Maya Fey.

SCREAM QUEENS CONCERT

Now this is where the party's really at! Join one of your rocking-est - FanPort's description, not her own! - vampire superstar in a performance ready to bring the house down. And hey, if you want to shell out some cash for some merch and support your local artists, that's certainly a plus. Starring imPort guest: Marceline.

RELIGION: HOW TO JUSTIFY YOUR FAITH IN A WORLD WHERE THE DEVIL EXISTS

Whoa. Things are getting heavy around here as one very special imPort takes the stage to talk about the influence of the devil, dispel common myths about his possession of equine features, and a meditation on what Lucifer means to the common man. Starring imPort guest: Lucifer.

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PINK PRINCESS! TV SHOW TODAY!

A Q&A panel featuring The Pink Princess herself, expect droves of the kids the show is directed at, and yes, plenty of adult fans to flock to this panel in droves! Gain hints as to what the Pink Princess is going to be up to next, and look at some awfully familiar silhouettes for future partners and villains... but of course, everyone's here for one reason, and that's the cute-as-a-button leading lady. Starring imPort guest: Maya Fey



wizzardly: Just the 'from' (The 'to' is never important)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2016-04-16 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Rincewind notices the angelic addition to his panel's audience, of course; he's rather sure he's meant to.

Already testy from the series of unexpected (and frankly bizarre) questions his panel raises among fans, Rincewind's mood is hardly improved to see that firefly of magical energy humming so patiently in the back row. The longer things go on, the more distracted and half-hearted the wizard's answers become. He risks a flickered gaze at Lucifer's cool, blue eyes every now and again, flexing his fingers, until finally his last thread of patience snaps and he's outright trying to shoo people from the room, shoving pamphlets in their protesting hands like life preservers on a rapidly sinking ship.

There is, after all, only one exit in the small, sad room, and Rincewind would like to be through it. Specifically, he would like to be through before he's left alone with the godlike-being he robbed of both a sigil and a ransom.

As soon as fans take their last photos of the Luggage and start to file out, Rincewind edges towards the door, camouflaged with a stressed smile and averted gaze.

Technically, he reminds himself, technically he's not actually disobeyed Lucifer since their little chat. He was told to return to Lucifer's side of things, to the imPort cities, and he's done so; he said it would be a few a days, and it's been just that, and no longer; he was told to surrender himself and... well, the how of that was never specified, now was it? Personally, Rincewind is still hoping that can be accomplished through a signed piece of paper and a reasonably-priced bottle of wine. Maybe one with a little white flag stuck in the cork. ...Like a joke.

Hah. Ha. Hah.
dendarii: (good point)

[personal profile] dendarii 2016-04-16 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
... We'll investigate then. I think I have just the man in mind for the job.
slightlyoffchilt: (Unipotent.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-04-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Which man might that be?

[He was quite curious, after all.]
resoundingpledge: (sudden burst of sunlight)

[personal profile] resoundingpledge 2016-04-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Definitely sensitive, and highly adaptive—there's barely any lag between the start of a trick and the correct identifying flags being triggered.

His question, though—that makes her perk up in a way few of the other questions have. ]


It's not the best hardware, but the READ system . . . at home, it's part of a global neural network. I've been reprogramming that network here, a little.

Um . . . I don't think we were ever really introduced, but . . . you were part of the New Zealand group too, weren't you . . . ?
illuminescent: (Lucy - first in faith)

[personal profile] illuminescent 2016-04-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[She ducks and makes her way to him. She doesn't know him but he's an imPort, and maybe she can't trust him completely but it's better than what's happening at this exact moment.]

I'm so glad you came.

[That's not precisely a lie.]
illuminescent: (Lucy - first in faith)

[personal profile] illuminescent 2016-04-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
No, please, do not-

[Don't make a fuss, please don't make a fuss, Toby...]
monge: (🍦|| [shishi] ladies dig talking animals)

[personal profile] monge 2016-04-16 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, did Sky High just say zura? He had no he was also from the countryside, that just makes him even better!]

Aha, that's true, but the king's job is to take care of the people, zura. Therefore I take care of the Pink Princess, zura.

[It made sense to him anyway.]

If you want to talk to her, you'll have to find Maya, zura. [He tries not to laugh, easier said than done.] Just be careful, she has a lot of fans, zura.
knightunerring: (13)

C

[personal profile] knightunerring 2016-04-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Flynn is busy industriously taking notes at both panels, but not so intent that he doesn't notice the boy both times. Wasn't that one of his housemates? When the second panel ends and he's in no danger of missing anything of note he slides over into the seat beside Conan.]

Hello again. I didn't know you were interested in this kind of thing too.

[If he looks a little young, well. Twelve is a reasonable age to start a guild in Terca Lumireis, a little younger than that is a totally fine time to take an interest in the law.]
helpline: (griiiiiiin)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-04-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
And Danny Pink...and Ashildr-now-Me...and Jane Austen, you certainly weaponized your cuteness against her.

[ he teases right back, counting off on his fingers as he does so. ]
dendarii: (cocky lil bastard)

[personal profile] dendarii 2016-04-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Have you met Nicolas yet?
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-04-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Your Time Baby's really rubbish at keeping order in the timestream, you know. [ yet another reason why the Doctor hates his stupid baby face despite never having met said Time Baby. ]
iamtetsuo: (:/)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-04-16 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
The hell is key limes? They have any food here that's not a dumb joke?

[In English, specifically?]
helpline: (doctor disgruntled)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-04-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
You're really going to make me do this, aren't you.

[ said with a siiiiiiigh as he reaches for his shoe. The people around Hazel just...start to move out of the way because what the hell, man. ]
shittybirthday: (video game 006)

import hall

[personal profile] shittybirthday 2016-04-16 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ These goddamn Swear-Ins, Jesus Christ. Joel hadn't been intentionally looking for Jesse because the last thing Joel wants is anyone suspecting anything going on between Jesse and himself and making some paparazzi spectacle out of it. He wound up crossing paths with Jesse, though, and now he's standing beside him, hands shoved into his suit trouser pockets (the suit being very begrudgingly worn), a hard and uneasy look on his face. All the noise, the claustrophobia of crowds, the way people keeping running up to him... and Jesus, all the people that keep running up to Jesse.

In a brief lull of silence and nobody running up to either of them, Joel turns around, trying to casually make it look like he's just looking around at the venue, but he mutters loud enough for only Jesse to hear: ]


I swear, one more person runs up to me, I'm gonna murder 'em.
airshow: (Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-16 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't have any specific doodads in mind. [ Trickster taps his chin, considering. ] So nothing that beeps, but geographical improbability is totally fine and hilarious?
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-04-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Doe eyes, floppy hair, no sense of things like cultural norms, don't tell me you went with his cat names. [ His kingdom for the cue cards, this is a situation where the Doctor knows there's a polite thing to say but he just can't think of the polite thing to say. ]

I'm the Doctor, by the way.
slightlyoffchilt: (Axiomatic.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2016-04-16 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe I have. [At least, he had not beyond any passing social glance along the Network and the like.] Do you think he would be willing to work with Mr. Graham? I have already involved his expertise, and I would rather not cold shoulder him.

[Loyalty to those few he felt were worth the effort. That won't backfire, or anything.]
iamtetsuo: (You lookin at me?)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-04-16 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[The change is abrupt; instead of close to an angry 'it can't be helped' attitude, he zeroes his focus right in on her, evaluating her face... There's no feeling that she's being insincere there, when he focuses. Maybe a little too sincere; a hint that there may be something deeper that he doesn't try to hunt for.

Fuck it. He doesn't care enough to know. What matters is she understands this fundamental thing so many people are quick to forget - that's all America does with them. Their sole purpose, in the eyes of any public he's heard about...

Not digging doesn't mean he's not going to test this hunch. Either she's worth talking to, or he can ditch her right here and now.]


Lemme see your wrist.
deadtective: (sixty-three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-04-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Gonna make you lose both or it's not worth the effort.

[you'd think she'd be more worried about this, but it seems that only the surrounding folks have that minimal amount of common sense.]
matadorable: (♮ Stayin' Alive)

[personal profile] matadorable 2016-04-16 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Why, thank you!" Manolo nudges him with an elbow. "Nothing beats the original, though, eh?"

The news that Joaquin bought him a present comes as a surprise, though. He raises his eyebrows before his face splits into a huge smile. "Really? For me? I can't wait to see it!"
monge: (🍦|| This is not the face of mercy)

ARTISTS ALLEY

[personal profile] monge 2016-04-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He sees you there, Mewtwo, holding that smaller, softer version of yourself. You can bet Komasan is drawn to the sight, taking advantage of the sexy magazine distracting the giant psychic mutant beast as he tries to grab onto the plush's tail.

Stealth lasts for all of about a second before he starts getting excited in typical Komasan fashion.]


Monge~!!

You never told me you were a dad, zura~!!

[He thinks it's real.

He seriously believes that's a baby Mewtwo.

...That he's pulling on. Yes, good, that's exactly how you treat babies.]
thelimitdoesnotexist: (I laid them out for you)

b bad and naughty protags go to the ball pit

[personal profile] thelimitdoesnotexist 2016-04-16 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Mewtwo has been staring too. He's gotten back from walking a round and coming back to look at the ball pit again. It's just so underwhelming and strange you have to take a break to take it all in.

Mewtwo stands next to Kel as an introverted greeting.]


< ...it exists. >
boobwindow: sorry i have to leave right now immediately (shoving breadsticks in purse)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2016-04-16 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably not... but there's a lot."

She picks up one doujin where the cover alone is pretty graphic (featuring Will Graham and Jeff Winger, depicted with glossy lips and long lashes) and flips it open to the middle, landing on a page where Will is going down on Jeff — but then she quickly snaps it shut when a mother and her child walk by.

"Where do people get the time for stuff like this?"
iamtetsuo: (pouting intensifies)

[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-04-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you have to get involved?! I could have cleared that up!

[He's not going to be considered WORSE at being himself than some cosplayer.

Damn, it's weird to think about other people wanting to be him. While he wanted to be that cool, and he craved the attention desperately, he didn't really expect it after finding so little reaction to his existence at first. Forever the underdog, that's his role in life. Maybe he didn't think that through so far...]
medalsome: commissioned through rabblerauser @ tumblr (confidence all over)

[personal profile] medalsome 2016-04-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, obviously," Joaquin agrees, no desire to be falsely humble about it.

"Well, if you liked that mustache, you'll definitely love what I got," he replied. Then he reached over and gave Manolo a spin. "But you owe me a dance first!"