MASK OR MENACE

[So, sometime during the last week, you might have seen a transmission go up on the Network. It opens with Darin's face, close up to the camera. He appears oddly subdued.]

So, here's the thing. The last...let's saaaaay month and a half? Yeah, month and a half sounds about right...

So, the last month and a half? Not been great for people. I've seen it. I'm sure you all have seen it. Even a guy like me is starting to feel it in the air, you know? We're all just tired of weird and terrible things happening.

So, I have a proposal for you.

This weekend. The beaches of Heropa. It's time for a mini vacation. I'm talking fun in the sun, swimming, relaxation on the beach, and all of the delicious food you can eat, courtesy of...

[At this point, Darin dons a pair of radical wrap-around shades and backs away from the camera to show a massive custom built grill.]

[He fingerguns at the camera.]

...Yours truly.

That's right, all the food you can eat, on the house, paid for by me, Darin Altway. We've got hot dogs, we've got burgers, we've got steaks, we've got veggies, we've got fruits. I'll be manning the grill personally! All imPorts and civilians are welcome! Bring your hottest swimsuits, some frisbees and volleyballs, anything you want, and lets all just take a day and freakin' relax!

And if you don't think you need a day at the beach, I'm calling you out. You do. I better see you there!!

[And sure enough, this weekend, the beach is open and ready for all kinds of imPort shenanigans!]

(OOC: This log is open to all! Feel free to top level, mingle, relax, and have a good time! There's no particular date in mind for this, so feel free to have it be any weekend in June!)