I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

[Dish after dish and wine after wine are presented...]

You'd have to eat that.

[Whatever weird French-Japanese hybrid gelatinous dessert ish lamb thing that is.]

[rideme]

[Wine. Shit. Why don't they have any wine around here? That'd be great to dump in the juice -- and --]

What, that?

Doesn't look too bad. Shit, I've probably had worse.

[iamtetsuo]

You don't understand what it is... It's some kinda uiro with lamb in it.

[Not that he's saying that's terrible. BUT THAT'S TERRIBLE.]

[rideme]

Uiro?

You're going to have to elaborate.

[iamtetsuo]

Like mochi, but not.

[rideme]

The fuck is a mochi?

[iamtetsuo]

[He's.

He's at a loss.]

[rideme]

... What?

[iamtetsuo]

...forget it. It's not important.

[Back to dark muttering.]

[rideme]

Come on. Try.

How can I take a dare if I don't know what I'm dealing with, eh?

[iamtetsuo]

I don't know how to describe it. Mochi is mochi.

[rideme]

Yeah, okay, great. What's it taste like?

[iamtetsuo]

[like uiro but less sweet]

Rice, I guess... It's sweeter, and the consistency ... I guess it's like... [His face scrunches as he thinks. THANKS.] A... a gel or something?

[Even with all the attitude Bull's getting - who the hell doesn't know mochi?? - he's trying hard to even work out how to explain something that seems so simple it never needed explaining. The easiest way would be to waste a cake on the monster guy and be done with it, but there's not really mochi anywhere he knows how to get.]

You saw the stuff, it's kinda like that.

Without the lamb.

[rideme]

Sweet rice gel.

Huh. Doesn't sound so bad.

[He props his chin up on his hand, drinking his own cocoa while he watches all the nonsense go on TV.]

Bet it'd be all right if you salted the lamb enough. Salt and sweet are pretty good combinations.

[iamtetsuo]

[The flattest of flat stares.]

[rideme]

What?

It's true.

[iamtetsuo]

That sounds even worse...

[rideme]

... What do you think of that cocoa, by the way?

[iamtetsuo]

It's okay.

[You mean it's almost gone. That mug's mostly empty whoops.]

Why?

[rideme]

Because the secret ingredient?

Salt.

Makes the chocolate better.

[iamtetsuo]

[...looking down at that mug again...]

[rideme]

See?

Not that bad, is it?

[iamtetsuo]

You wouldn't put lamb in it.

[Finishes it off.]

[rideme]

No.

I'd put chocolate on the lamb.

[iamtetsuo]

Don't act like you'd eat it.