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- †: armitage hux | starkiller
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WHERE: An hour outside De Chima
WHEN: January 10-12
WHAT: imPorts are treated to a Swear-In that’s nothing but a weekend of relaxation at a brand new resort and spa!
WARNINGS: Possible mild nudity
It’s been a long few months, hasn’t it imPorts? Between the invading monsters (yikes!), evading the apocalypse (double yikes!) and then some fear toxin on behalf of your good pal Joker (triple yikes!), imPorts are overdue for a vacation. And wouldn’t you know it? One is coming right up.
Oh, yeah. It’s a Hot Springs Episode.

Welcome to Elysium Resort and Spa! When you come in, you’ll get a brochure with all of their offerings. They’re a little confused, perhaps, espousing relaxation ideals of every culture, clearly having just thrown all of their relaxation spaghetti at the wall to see if it sticks, but they’ve got the spirit! The smell of eucalyptus fills the air as you toe off your shoes and change into the slippers and robes that they have available for you as they usher you into what must be, for some, absolute paradise.

You can find rooms for all persuasions here, all purporting various health benefits. They have your typical fare - salt rooms, saunas, steam rooms, buckets of water with ladles resting in them to pour over the heaters to allow them to sizzle - but be warned! Some of these rooms climb up to ridiculous temperatures, leaving the bottoms of your feet red and toasty as you jump in (they suggest sandals, but who reads instructions anyway?), and other rooms are filled with ice as you’re plunged into what may as well be a walk-in freezer. Sometimes the doors are a little fiddly, though. Don’t worry - you won’t get trapped in here long enough for any real harm to come to you. But you might get a little uncomfortable as you rattle at the door, one of the employees eventually hurrying to let you out and offering their sincerest apologies, and won’t you have a gift certificate?
If those rooms aren’t enough for you, you can check out the baths. Salt baths, chilled baths, and hot tubs galore are here for imPorts, but that’s not all. Ever wanted to bathe in tea? In wine? Would you like to sink into a bath filled entirely with clay? How about getting all your dead skin chomped off by fish? It’s all here for you! Just try not to drink the bathwater - or, heavens, eat the fish. Those aren’t for you!
As imPorts stroll outside, they’ll see a beautiful vista overlooking the mountains, attached to a spacious hot springs (it’s natural, they claim, but who’s checking?) where imPorts can simply relax and enjoy the scenery. After that, why not pop inside to where some of the technicians will absolutely insist that you get a massage. Or a mani-pedi - yes, even you, big guy. Or, really, anything that your heart desires.
Once you’ve been poked and prodded and primped to your heart’s content (or discontent, as it may be), the spa open until the wee hours of the morning, it’s time to go and dine on some of the local cuisine, prepared fresh by the resort’s resident chef with a distinct eye to fresh, clean flavors and a truly ridiculous amount of salad. They want to make sure that you’re healthy inside and out, after all!
Before arriving at the spa, everyone was able to choose who they wanted to room with. But it seems that their systems got a bit scrambled during their grand opening, so you may find yourself bunking with a stranger instead. They’re deeply apologetic, of course, but it really would be easier for them if you’d just be nice for an evening and give it a shot. It’s only one evening, right? It’s not like you’ll be roomed with a serial killer. Probably. Given the imPort population there’s, what, a five percent chance?

The hotel rooms themselves are beautiful and spacious, each with a window looking out over the lovely view of the scenery below. It’s the perfect way to end your night… until 3 AM when an alarm begins to blare and all of the guests are ushered outside in the chilly winter air while firefighters come to check the place out. It’s a false alarm (some brat must have pulled it, the manager says apologetically, ready with more gift certificates), but hey, maybe this is a good chance to get to know your neighbors!
The next day, guests are free to take advantage of the resort’s facilities once more, or they can go hiking in the mountainous trails available to them, complete with regular rest stops with firepits, with the staff more than happy to pack lunchboxes and fixings for s’mores.
After they come back and have a thankfully uneventful night’s rest, buses will be ready to take them back to civilization, along with goodie bags filled with luxury goods and an earnest invitation to come back anytime! But maybe next time, wait a couple of months so they can iron out the kinks in their system.
Boba Fett | Star Wars (Legends) | OTA
[For Fett, Swear-ins serve a practical purpose; they give him a chance to see who the newest imPorts are and to scan for any he recognizes. The Porter does seem to have an affinity for bringing in those from their galaxy—and if that includes any familiar faces, Fett would prefer to have advance warning.
Plus, sometimes Swear-ins get attacked, which always makes his week more interesting.
He’s less interested in the “Resort and Spa” side of things. Still, it seems that submitting to some degree of mandatory “relaxation” is the price of entry here, given that visitors have to pass through a “Rejuvenation Room” to reach the facility proper. Fett picks the one he wagers to have the fewest other takers (Halotherepeutic Salt Room) and resigns himself to enduring a few minutes of pretentious quackery to get inside.
He isn’t quite sure what to make of a room that’s literally just rows of lounge chairs surrounded by salt. Once the few guests have shuffled into the room, the technicians start exhorting visitors to breathe the salty air, remove their shoes to feel the grains between their toes, or perhaps even take a handful of salt to rub into their pores.
At this point, Fett’s helmet turns marginally towards the other imPort in the room. He’s certainly not doing any of those things; are you?]
ii. lucky five percent
[’It’s just one evening, they said. ‘It’s not like you’re going to be roomed with a serial killer.’
Except, whether you know it or not, you kind of were.
Fortunately, this particular murderer usually only kills when he’s being paid for it, so you’re probably safe. Unless you happen to accidentally sneak up on him before he’s been informed of the impromptu rooming situation, in which case you’ll likely find yourself staring down the barrel of a blaster rifle.
Upon seeing that the other person doesn’t appear to be a hostile, Fett’s helmet tilts slightly to the side. He doesn’t lower his blaster.]
I was told I’d have a room to myself.
[Not angry. Not even annoyed. Just a flat, unemotional statement of fact.]
iii. fire drill
[The problem with Fett’s armor-summoning ability is that technically, it has a time limit. Usually, he can manage around eight hours with nothing but a short break here and there, but eventually, the armor disappears and he has to sleep before he can summon it again. This cycle was already complicated by the arrival of an unexpected roommate. Still, Fett had thought he could risk a catnap while the other person was asleep.
Apparently, someone had different plans. Which is how he ends up standing in plain clothes with everyone else out in the cold, feeling unpleasantly exposed without his helmet to cover his face. Even before the firefighters arrive, he’s eyeing the now empty resort building, as if considering slipping back inside.]
There’s no fire, [he mutters to no one in particular. With the flat way he talks, it’s difficult to tell if he’s relieved, disappointed, or neither.]
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he didn't expect to mess up to the point of opening a door to a gun. he doesn't actually understand that at first, just standing frozen and confused as he stares at it...and then the helmet.
oh. it's...]
...Lucky?
[he blinks, his head starting to tilt, going still again when that statement gets uttered.]
Oh. Um. Sorry. [he hesitates, looking down at his key card.] I could've got the numbers wrong...
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Or they booked more imPorts than they expected.
[Or perhaps they’d mistaken his room for Rex’s. None of the options are particularly impressive.
Fett holsters his blaster, nodding to the card in Martin’s hand.]
What’s the number?
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in any case, more fear had come from the faceless helmet than anything, but having quickly recalled it as Fett's, his fear was more just the general bundle of nerves he always is, mixed in with a pinch of relief for something familiar.
glancing down at his card for a moment, he decides to just walk over and hand it over to him instead of guess. he trusts other people's judgment more than his own, after all.]
Rex told me to find the room and put my stuff in it. [aforementioned stuff being in a backpack over his shoulder.]
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Someone made a mistake, [he says, handing the card back to the boy. It could be worse. Of all the people they could have accidentally placed him with, Martin is fairly inoffensive. He’s more irked that they seem to have confused him with Rex.
He makes room in the doorway for Martin to enter if he chooses.]
You should tell Rex where you are.
[Maybe the clone can sort this out—and deal with the vouchers for various, ridiculous spa features they’ll no doubt off as recompense.]
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even if he did, he can't dare suggest it.
he remains at the doorway even when space is made, prickling with his usual, nervous energy, heightened by the pointed-out error and the mystery surrounding it, considering the suggestion Fett made.]
Um. So--do I...tell him we're all sharing, then? Is that right?
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[It comes out a little more sharply than Fett intends. He may have a grudging respect for the clone, but he has no interest in sharing a room with him. That might risk an actual conversation about what had happened the last time they saw each other.]
Tell him there was a mistake and someone at the resort placed you with me instead of him. He can take it up with management.
[Implying that Fett doesn’t care enough to take it up with them himself. And he doesn’t; Martin is, for the most part, a known variable and one that Fett knows he can tolerate for a day. The pushy resort staff, on the other hand, are a headache he’d rather avoid entirely.]
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...Y...Yessir. Sorry. I'll--I'll go, then.
[and he shifts, ready to do so, but hesitates.]
Ss...sorry. Do I...take the card back with me? [the one Fett has in-hand.]
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He doesn’t feel remorse about it. He hadn’t done anything to make Martin afraid—hadn’t threatened harm or loomed over him. He also hadn’t ordered him to leave. He supposes the dissatisfaction he feels lies in Martin hearing something that he didn’t say.
He holds out the card to Martin for him to take.]
I’m returning it because it’s your card. [Not because he’s angry or has any strong opinions about where Martin stays. That should be obvious, but then, Fett remembers from that ill-fated driving lesson two decades back that Martin often needs things spelled out for him.] Take it back to Rex or stay here. Choice is yours.
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being told the choice is yours makes his stomach clench.]
Sorry. I don't-- [he doesn't want to make a decision that makes him mad or unhappy!] I mean...it's better to go back to Rex, right?
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[Fett is sure Martin would prefer he just tell him what to do one way or another, but he’s choosing not to indulge that weakness. Martin had already been old enough to make his own decisions when Fett had been here as a boy and more so now with the time that’s passed. As far as choices go, this one is trivial enough as to be inconsequential, but it still feels like he’s having to shove Martin towards it.]
Choose whatever benefits you more.
[It’s what he does whenever he’s in doubt.]
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[he gets one of those scrunched, thoughtful looks on his face as he considers that. it's a perspective he doesn't actively think about, even if it's common to lean in toward options that provide him comfort -- that comfort doesn't strike him as benefit.
it makes no matter to Lucky, or at least, he says so. so...]
Um. Well. I'll...go talk to Rex. He'll know what's better.
[sure, it's ultimately passing the choice off to Rex, but it's still...kind-of a choice he's just made? baby steps.
in any case, he nods, resolved to that.]
I can come back later and tell you.
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Suit yourself.
[It sounds like neither disapproval nor praise; just an impassive repetition of already-given advice.]
ii
And his own.]
As was I. [A beat.] There was some sort of mix-up, and here we all are.
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I don’t know you. [Blunt and matter-of-fact once again as his eyes search the stranger for weapons. ImPorts don't necessarily need weapons to be dangerous, but old habits are hard to break.
A beat and then:] Do you have your keycard?
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Will you allow me to reach for it?
[Of course, he didn't need his hands to manipulate it into Boba's view... but there was no way he was going to lay out all of his cards right now. Not in the middle of some kind of stand-off.]
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With slow, deliberate movements, he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his key card, holding it up for several seconds before tossing it to the newcomer.]
Feel free to try it in the door.
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Fett’s own hand flicks up to catch the keycard when it’s tossed to him. As it does, the thick gloves that normally cover the skin suddenly split and peel away, leaving his fingers bare as he catches the card. However, he doesn't move to test it in the door. Instead, he turns it over in his hand as if testing the texture.
He feels no malevolent emotion or intent from the card. Of course, it is possible to kill dispassionately—he’s done it enough times before—but it’s another mark against the likelihood that the man is here to do harm. And then there’s the question of the number. Fett glances down at the glossy keycard, then back up at the man. Sure enough, the card shows the same number for the room they’re currently in.
Another beat and Fett finally lowers the blaster to his side. With his free hand, he tosses the card back to the stranger, the glove from before rematerializing over his skin almost immediately after.]
Can never be too careful, [he remarks dryly.] I’m sure you understand.
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The motion that follows--the one where his masked roommate touches the card from all angles--is more familiar. Psychometry? Or something similar. At least something makes sense in this backward world.
Though the Ps-Psy he knew back home would hardly wear anything like that.]
You'd be surprised how few people are as careful as they could be.
[Judd understands. No insult perceived, Fett.]
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Finally, Fett holsters his blaster.]
So. It appears we’re expected to share the room.
[Fett can’t say he’s pleased about that. It’s the second time in recent memory something like this has happened and, though he rates this man as less likely to try and kill him in his sleep as Princess Organa, it’s still an unwanted interruption to his usual solitude. But if that’s the way things are, he might as well know who he’s stuck with.]
Who are you?
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Yes, it appears so. Judd Lauren.
[He nods his head in greeting, not offering his hand to shake. While Judd doesn't mind physical interactions, he's grown up avoiding such practices, so he doesn't engage in it unless the other party initiates it.]
Would you prefer to expose yourself to the window or the door?
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Take your pick, [he says after a long moment, indicating the beds with a tilt of his helmet.] I’ll take the couch.
[Perhaps that makes Fett’s mistrust a little obvious, but then, the man seems the kind to understand. If anything, Fett’s been impressed with just how pragmatic he’s been so far.]
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It isn't necessary, but if that is what you prefer.
[He takes his spartan backpack and puts it on the bed closer to the window. It gave him a better overall vantage of his surroundings. He then carefully removes his boots, still laced, and places them next to his bed, where he can promptly put them back on should the need arise in the middle of the night.]
I plan on waking up at 0400 and leaving for a morning run. I will not take up too much of your time.