FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

[He laughs a little at the memory.]

Yeah... the only thing he was worse at was dodging. I wasn't aiming anything!

[deadtective]

You'd think he'd have been able to get out of the way of a fucking car, but I guess it snuck up on him.

[what's better than reminiscing about good times with friends? shit talking a mutual friend while doing so when they can't defend themselves.]

[iamtetsuo]

[He laughs even harder, sliding the second sketch into his bag as well.]

Who would've seen that coming? Oh right.. the whole damn network!!

[deadtective]

I can't believe he had time to fucking post that but not haul his ass up. What a dipshit.

[except she totally can, and that's why she's still snickering as she finally stands up. it wasn't even that great a video, definitely not worth bridge-posting.]

[iamtetsuo]

Maybe he really loves that traffic job!

[deadtective]

Must fucking drive his whole life if he's gonna walk on the edge like that.

[we've reached max shitlord status, she's making terrible puns about Kaneda being thrown off a bridge by a car.]

[iamtetsuo]

Wasn't doing much walking. No wonder this world gave him a bike - it had to take pity on him.

[They're both dead if Kaneda could hear this.]

[deadtective]

[good thing Kaneda's not the psychic then, huh!!]

That's kind of a shitty thing to enable, isn't it? He's gonna get fat if he never gets off his ass.

[iamtetsuo]

Maybe he will anyway. Guy eats everything in sight.

[deadtective]

Yeah, no fucking kidding. You're gonna have to roll him over to the fridge eventually.

[iamtetsuo]

[That's it. The image itself is enough to ruin any attempts at one-upping this conversation, leaving him at the mercy of laughing all the harder.]

[deadtective]

[she grins in satisfaction at his complete collapse, shoving her hands into her pockets cheerfully.]

Hey, I'm just saying. It's fucking coming.

[iamtetsuo]

He better be damn grateful I've got powers then, or I'm leaving him on the floor!

[deadtective]

You really wanna use your shit on him? The strain might blow your fucking head off.

[iamtetsuo]

Yeah.. not a bad point. He's on his own, I guess.

[deadtective]

Gotta learn to deal with the consequences of his actions sometime, right?

[iamtetsuo]

Like he has those.

[deadtective]

Gonna come around sometime. The longer it takes the worse it's gonna be, that's all.

[iamtetsuo]

With that guy, I don't know if it does.

[deadtective]

Shitty teenage boy metabolisms can't stay high forever, dude. So at least you can look forward to him being like three hundred fucking pounds by thirty.

[iamtetsuo]

[UGH MATH UGH WHY AMERICA WHY IS YOUR DUMB BACKWARD SYSTEM DUMB]

.. how much is that in kilograms?

[deadtective]

What?

[DON'T YOU SHOVE THIS MATH GARBAGE ON HER]

[iamtetsuo]

300 pounds. How much is that in kilos?

[deadtective]

Where are you asking me? You fucking figure it out!

[iamtetsuo]

I don't know this bullshit backward country's way of pretending it can measure stuff! You tell me!