FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

300 pounds. How much is that in kilos?

[deadtective]

Where are you asking me? You fucking figure it out!

[iamtetsuo]

I don't know this bullshit backward country's way of pretending it can measure stuff! You tell me!

[deadtective]

If your way's so much fucking better then you should be able to do it yourself!

[iamtetsuo]

Like hell! It's YOUR country that's broken!

[deadtective]

You're the only one here who doesn't fucking understand shit, it's on you to do something about it!

[iamtetsuo]

That's cause everyone ELSE is a dumbass who buys into this idiocy!

[deadtective]

Sounds like that's your problem, man.

[iamtetsuo]

It's their problem for having a stupid-ass excuse of a measurement system!

[deadtective]

If it's so stupid, why can't you use it?

[iamtetsuo]

BECAUSE IT'S STUPID! You listening to me?!

[deadtective]

I'm listening! All I'm hearing is some guy who's pissy 'cause he can't work a baby ass measurement system.

[iamtetsuo]

Why don't you people use the right one??

[deadtective]

Because no one can make us.

[iamtetsuo]

Someone can.

[deadtective]

Can't be you, 'cause you don't even know how to fucking convert everything to your side.

[iamtetsuo]

I. Shouldn't. Have to.

[deadtective]

And yet here we fucking are anyway.

[iamtetsuo]

You used it. You figure it out.

[deadtective]

I don't need to.

[iamtetsuo]

Oh, that's right... you can make up numbers instead and pretend you're clever for it.

[deadtective]

Sorry, I forgot that Japan banned any number higher than fifty a couple years ago.

[iamtetsuo]

You're dumber than you look if you think that!

[deadtective]

Says the guy who can't even convert three hundred fucking pounds? Gimme a break.

[iamtetsuo]

Says the girl with the made up measurement system!