FANPORT OVERFLOW LOG

[maskormods]

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: Heropa's Convention Centre.
WHEN: April 14-16, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here! The original log can be found HERE.
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Comments

[iamtetsuo]

Maybe he will anyway. Guy eats everything in sight.

[deadtective]

Yeah, no fucking kidding. You're gonna have to roll him over to the fridge eventually.

[iamtetsuo]

[That's it. The image itself is enough to ruin any attempts at one-upping this conversation, leaving him at the mercy of laughing all the harder.]

[deadtective]

[she grins in satisfaction at his complete collapse, shoving her hands into her pockets cheerfully.]

Hey, I'm just saying. It's fucking coming.

[iamtetsuo]

He better be damn grateful I've got powers then, or I'm leaving him on the floor!

[deadtective]

You really wanna use your shit on him? The strain might blow your fucking head off.

[iamtetsuo]

Yeah.. not a bad point. He's on his own, I guess.

[deadtective]

Gotta learn to deal with the consequences of his actions sometime, right?

[iamtetsuo]

Like he has those.

[deadtective]

Gonna come around sometime. The longer it takes the worse it's gonna be, that's all.

[iamtetsuo]

With that guy, I don't know if it does.

[deadtective]

Shitty teenage boy metabolisms can't stay high forever, dude. So at least you can look forward to him being like three hundred fucking pounds by thirty.

[iamtetsuo]

[UGH MATH UGH WHY AMERICA WHY IS YOUR DUMB BACKWARD SYSTEM DUMB]

.. how much is that in kilograms?

[deadtective]

What?

[DON'T YOU SHOVE THIS MATH GARBAGE ON HER]

[iamtetsuo]

300 pounds. How much is that in kilos?

[deadtective]

Where are you asking me? You fucking figure it out!

[iamtetsuo]

I don't know this bullshit backward country's way of pretending it can measure stuff! You tell me!

[deadtective]

If your way's so much fucking better then you should be able to do it yourself!

[iamtetsuo]

Like hell! It's YOUR country that's broken!

[deadtective]

You're the only one here who doesn't fucking understand shit, it's on you to do something about it!

[iamtetsuo]

That's cause everyone ELSE is a dumbass who buys into this idiocy!

[deadtective]

Sounds like that's your problem, man.

[iamtetsuo]

It's their problem for having a stupid-ass excuse of a measurement system!

[deadtective]

If it's so stupid, why can't you use it?

[iamtetsuo]

BECAUSE IT'S STUPID! You listening to me?!