la cucaracha! la cucaracha! [closed]

[subourbon]

WHO: Clone Club + "friends"
WHERE: Mexico!
WHEN: Feb 17 onwards
WHAT: Clone Club's first family vacation across the border! They're probably all going to fight over the bathroom, tbh
WARNINGS: N/A

Comments

[doubleblind]

Deal.

[How well she'll clean is a totally different story.]

[subourbon]

And if I see anything lying out where it shouldn't be, I'll just throw it out.

[doubleblind]

Whoa, whoa, isn't that a little extreme?

[subourbon]

No.

[doubleblind]

[Cosima sighs with the most exaggerated hand gesture paired with it. She has a feeling she's going to regret making this deal.]

How do we share the same genes?

[subourbon]

I ask myself the same question all the time.

[But her tone at least sounds more amused than not.]

[doubleblind]

[Cosima drapes one arm over Alison's shoulders, moving them toward the door.]

Awww, see. If we're asking the same question, we can't be that different.

[subourbon]

[She tolerates the arm-draping for about sixty seconds before she shrugs it off.]

Don't even joke. My mother barely believed we were related in any way.

[doubleblind]

[Sixty seconds is a small victory in Cosima's mind!]

Okay, to be fair, you did kind of spring it on her in the worst possible way.

[subourbon]

Well, I thought my mother was due for a reality-check. Not that I made so much as a dent in her armor of complete denial.

[That's made two people she's told about being a clone at point-blank who didn't believe her.]

[doubleblind]

[Alison is clearly telling the wrong people. Cosima's track record with people believing her is much better.]

I'm still not entirely sure who she thinks I am if not your genetic identical...

[subourbon]

She thinks her supposedly "exclusive sperm sample" was sold off to some other woman, basically.

[doubleblind]

Oh my god...

[Cosima keeps it together for approximately ten seconds before cracking up.]

[subourbon]

[Alison just looks exasperated.]

Do you see what I was growing up with?

[doubleblind]

You're definitely better at the mom thing than she is.

[subourbon]

[Alison wasn't expecting the compliment, so she looks a little taken aback.]

Oh. Well, thank you, Cosima. That's very nice of you to say.

[doubleblind]

[Cosima shakes her head at Alison's surprise. She'll never understand why her sister doesn't expect compliments from her.]

Don't look so surprised, man.

[subourbon]

... anyway, let's get this museum thing over with.

[doubleblind]

Not until you get a better attitude. This is supposed to be fun.

[subourbon]

I'm not spending an afternoon carrying groceries around museums, Cosima.

[doubleblind]

Want to do the museums tomorrow instead?

[subourbon]

[That idea seems to perk her up! Or maybe it's because she's going to suggest...]

Why don't you take Chloe along? I'm sure she'd like to see more of Mexico.

[doubleblind]

[If Alison thought Cosima would reject that plan, she's 100% wrong. Cosima somehow looks even more excited about her museum excursion.]

Sure. That'd be awesome.

[subourbon]

Then the two of you can plan for all of that tomorrow.