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ken (ง •̀_•́)งfightme amada ([personal profile] amadaman) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-02-01 10:12 am

february catch-all;

WHO: Ken, Koromaru & YOU.
WHERE: wherever specified
WHEN: throughout February
WHAT: catch-all for the month!
WARNINGS: there we be talks about cannibalism at the very least.
ursawhiner: Just like, a shaft of light. (Can you see out the blowhole?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Dodging the crowd of kids, Dipper lets himself be led, only to bump into Ken when he slows down. He looks at Ken in surprise, a little confused by his serious expression.]

Uh, yeah? Everything okay?
ursawhiner: (vesties for realsies)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[SO THIS IS HAPPENING??? To say Dipper wasn't expecting this at all is an understatement. He jerks a little, causing his hat to fall backwards off his head, but then worries that's rude and over-corrects in the other direction. There's a lot of nose bumping and Dipper is suddenly so sweaty for some reason? This is the best and also the worst.]
ursawhiner: (Pianos can definitely explode.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[After awhile it gets kind of hard to breathe and his nose really hurts, so Dipper tentatively pulls back. His face feels really hot for some reason?? Ken's face is so close?! Where did his hat go?]

Um! N-neat!

[Well, that was absolutely the worst thing he could possibly say.]
ursawhiner: Have we got the wands for you! (Wizard's aren't upsetting enough?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd ruined everything. Ken probably thought Dipper hadn't liked it! How could he fix this... Kiss Ken back? That might be too desperate. And Dipper has proven that he has no idea what to do with his mouth parts. Is it polite to say thank you after you've been kissed? Or is that too formal? Oh no, Ken's staring at him. Dipper probably looks like a crazy person. Is he thinking out loud??]

I mean-- great! Awesome! Cool?
ursawhiner: Put your vagina in the crisper. (Put your dick in the crisper.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[When Dipper peeks out from behind his fingers and sees Ken trying to hold in his laughter, he can't help but laugh too. His cheeks still feel like they're on fire, and people are probably staring at them, but everything immediately feels more comfortable.]

Sorry. I just... wasn't expecting it. I'll do better next time.
ursawhiner: I had painted his nose brown like a dog. (Well color me embarrassed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. It was a nice surprise.

[He reaches down with his free hand to grab his hat and tuck it back onto his head.]

So uh... is that why you asked me out?
ursawhiner: and think "yeah, I could juice that?" (You ever look at a skinny cucumber)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, everyone likes dinosaurs! [He swings their hands a little, obviously joking.]

Next time, we'll have to do a Ken thing. I think there's a superhero movie coming out in a couple weeks?
ursawhiner: I'm looking at the lamp and it's screaming in my brain. (How was my babyhood? Not great.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Beeman looks cool! And I think there's a cafe doing like, Beeman themed food or something.

[Dipper likes superheroes; maybe not as much as Ken likes them, but enough that he's excited to see a new movie.]


--You know, if anyone would be into skydiving, I think it'd be you and Mabel.
ursawhiner: inside John Goodman. (You could really make a life for youself)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-19 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Except I'll ask you out properly. Like, set it up right and everything.

[He pauses thoughtfully.]

Maybe they'll have souvenirs or something... Collectible cups or actions figures would be cool.
ursawhiner: Two hearts, one passion. (Hoofprints never fade. Together as one.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper punches Ken on the arm lightly.]

Hey! Only I'm allowed to make that joke?
ursawhiner: Sincerely, Billy Joel Junior. (Keep on rockin' in the free world.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You've already got all the thunder anyways. With the um, kiss.

[And he's blushing again.]
ursawhiner: and tell them I'M the covered dish. (I like to wear a trench coat to parties)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-02-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you making fun of me again? Because lists are a totally logical thing to make! Subheadings and bullet points are very important!
ursawhiner: I had painted his nose brown like a dog. (Well color me embarrassed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

I can help you with that. Lists are kind of my thing.

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