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ken (ง •̀_•́)งfightme amada ([personal profile] amadaman) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-02-01 10:12 am

february catch-all;

WHO: Ken, Koromaru & YOU.
WHERE: wherever specified
WHEN: throughout February
WHAT: catch-all for the month!
WARNINGS: there we be talks about cannibalism at the very least.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-14 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper's face visibly darkens at the mention of Fernando.]

Really not a fan of that guy.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-14 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing! [Boy, that was squeaky. Dipper clears his throat before continuing.]

Nothing. I just don't like him!
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that explains all the kids.

[They've been dodging little kids for awhile now. Dipper frowns when one tries to budge between him and Ken and steps a little closer.]
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-22 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dipper is suddenly reminded that Ken probably hasn't had a lot of family outings like this.]

--Yeah. My parents always take me and Mabel to museums and stuff. ...Not the zoo, though.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-23 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Not that often. My dad's pretty busy and me and Mabel have school and other stuff. They're more like special treats.

[Suddenly, Dipper remembers how long it's been since he and Mabel have seen their parents. He can't help but feel a pang of loneliness. Mabel's been here even longer, but she doesn't show any signs of missing their parents. Dipper resolves to ask her about it later.]

This uh, is different, though. Because I'm with you.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-24 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I always have fun with you.

[Ken's presence is always kind of... calming for Dipper. He get to be himself without any judgement or comparisons to Mabel. He just really, really likes Ken.]

...Maybe we should have come earlier, though.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-26 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's-- you say things like that so easily.

[Ken is always so honest with his feelings. Dipper's still getting used to it, and he feels that maybe he owes Ken the same in return.]

Next time we'll bring a stepstool.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-26 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
..Yeah. We gotta take every chance we've got.

[It's a sobering reminder that eventually this will all end. Sometimes Dipper imagines growing up with Ken and Mabel here, and it's... nice. Really nice. But he still doesn't like to think about it too much. Better not to wish for things you can't have.]

Hey, I think they have a fossil digging thing set up. Wanna get a souvenir?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-26 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dipper leads them toward what is essentially a giant sandbox, with various tools laid out nearby.]

I'm pretty good. I mean, this kind of thing doesn't take too much finesse. We're pretty much just dusting off rocks. Or trilobites.

[Despite his words, Dipper still looks pretty excited.]
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-03-28 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll teach you, don't worry.

[He hands Ken a rake and motions at the sand.]

You kind of sweep through it, looking for rocks or whatever.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper can't stop being reminded of the last time he cleaned the litter boxes, though he decides not to mention it. The rake turns up a couple dirt encrusted rocks, so Dipper scoops them up and brings them to a low table.]

Now we kind of brush off the dirt. Use the chisels on the tougher bits.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-04 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Fossils technically are rocks. Just with imprints or bits inside. I've never done this museum's dig before, so I dunno what we'll get.

[Worse that happens is they get some dinosaur poop or something. Which is still pretty cool.]
Edited 2016-04-04 06:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-06 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dipper stiffens for a second, not expecting Ken to suddenly be so close. He relaxes quickly though, and grabs one of the chisels.]

So uh... just gotta crack off the harder bits of dirt first. But you have to be gentle or you'll chip the fossil underneath

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