I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[violentmotion]

[The crow ruffles at the sound. The large wings shudder, as if dreaming about flying...

And then Ikki rolls over onto you.]

[learntofly]

[Red alert! RED ALERT!

Yayoi lets out a tiny shriek somewhere between offended and alarmed, though it's quickly muffled by Way Too Much Crow.]

[violentmotion]

[The crow lifts his head a moment, peering around the room for the disturbance. The wings ruffle in some avian mimicry of a shrug.

And it settles his head back down again to sleep.]

[learntofly]

[There isn't much she can do like this, but if she can just . . . wind her fingers through the feathers and get at a bit of skin to pinch—get off!]

[violentmotion]

[The bird jolts with an enormous WRAAWK!!! He struggles a moment in a terrible position before half transforming, half leaping off of his TERRIBLE SLEEP OFFENDER.]

[learntofly]

[Yayoi seizes the opportunity to roll out of the way.]

Do you have any idea how heavy you are like that?!

[violentmotion]

What? Where!? I didn't steal it!

[learntofly]

I didn't say you did! Stole what?

[violentmotion]

Nothing!

[learntofly]

Crow.

[violentmotion]

Oh. Wow. Look at the time. It seems like it is time to clean the feathers from the floor.

[learntofly]

Whatever it was, put it back.

[violentmotion]

After I'm done! After I'm done!

[learntofly]

Done with what!

[violentmotion]

I'm sure it's fine!

[Carries an armload of feathers over to the waste bin and lets them go. Maybe a third actually gets in, the rest just spin off to somewhere else.]

[learntofly]

[What kind of useless work is that!]

At least try to get all of them in there!

[violentmotion]

What was that? Nakayama thinks she can do better?

[learntofly]

You're not going to trick me into doing your work for you.

[violentmotion]

[DROPS THE NEXT ARMFUL NOT EVEN CLOSE]

[learntofly]

I'll just wait for Kaneda-kun to come make you do it.

[violentmotion]

Who? That name is merely a fly in the wind!

[learntofly]

Pretty strong fly.

[violentmotion]

[HE DIGS AROUND IN HIS EAR, rather than answer that.]

[learntofly]

No comeback for that?

[violentmotion]

IT'S ON HOLD UNTIL I DELIVER IT PERSONALLY WITH MY FIST.