rassera: (Insult me again)
Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-01-01 03:35 pm

I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda [personal profile] rassera, Tetsuo [personal profile] iamtetsuo, Bull [personal profile] rideme and Ken [personal profile] amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.
monge: (🍦|| Life is full of mysteries zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-23 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, is the game over already? That's a shame, and here Komasan thought he was getting pretty good at it.

What this...new guys says, however, throws him off. Ah, he gets it, he doesn't realize there was a game going on. Good thing he's here to explain.]


Oh, no, I could've gotten out whenever I wanted to, zura.
violentmotion: (Half price on kazoos)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-23 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pulls a banana peel off of the thing's bag.]

Right.

... If you're a vengeful spirit about to curse my family line for thirty thousand generations I don't have any so you can just put that out of your ghost head.
monge: (🍦|| zura? zura?)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-23 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was setting a trend.]

E-Eh? That's not what komainu do at all. I'm pretty sure that's the opposite, zura.

[He's supposed to protect people from evil spirits. ...Keywords supposed to, evil spirits are really scary okay?]
violentmotion: (BWaahhh?)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-23 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...

So, you FIGHT forces of evil?

[He stares at him.]

Do you get... bigger?
monge: (🍦|| Let me explain you a thing zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-23 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Komasan nods his head excitably, raising a paw.]

Yup! If I put on really big shoes, zura!
violentmotion: (Trick path)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-24 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
So.

If I got you kaiju-sized shoes...

Could we just stomp all over everything?
monge: (🍦|| Zura?)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-24 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Eh...

I think anyone could stomp over everything if they had shoes that tall, zura...
violentmotion: (WhoooooOoooOOOoGA)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-24 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Shh. This genius Ikki is concocting a new brilliant plan.

But where DO I find that many cobblers?
monge: (🍦|| This is from a car commercial)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-24 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
M-MONGE!! There's a genius in here, zura?! A real one?! W-Where? Where's the genius, zura?!

[He can ask them questions! About, like, math or something. Komasan's head turns back and forth as he tries to locate this other person. Why didn't whoever the heck this guy is tell him about his amazing friend Ikki sooner?]

Maybe we can ask them where the giant shoes are, zura!!
violentmotion: (I'll show you where)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-25 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
........






...........................




It's me. [POKEPOKE.] It's obviously me!
monge: (🍦|| Do not want zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-25 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Komasan squints.]












...Are you sure, zura?

[Don't geniuses wear glasses?]
violentmotion: (20 MAIDENS WILL POLISH MY KNOB)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-25 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T CAST DOUBT UPON THE INSPIRING INTELLECT OF THIS GOD!
monge: (🍦|| Life is full of mysteries zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-25 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
What god? There's a god now, zura?

[How many people actually live in this house?!]
violentmotion: (WORST SHIT ALL WEEK)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-25 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IF IKKI PUT HIM BACK IN THE TRASH?

WHAT IF?

He hasn't yet but. THERE'S THIS THOUGHT.]


Me!!!!
monge: (🍦|| Monge~)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-25 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
MONGE!!

You know where the god is, zura?!

[It's a good thought to have.]
violentmotion: (It's not gonna suck itself)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-28 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. That's gotta be on purpose.
monge: (🍦|| Squish my face zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-28 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I-I hope so. Everyone should know their friends on purpose, zura...
violentmotion: (Sour)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-28 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Lets try this. I am Minami Ikki. I, being this god in front of you, rule the entire universe, including you.
monge: (🍦|| sniffle zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-28 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
...

[...]

...W-Why are you telling lies, zura?
violentmotion: (SUBMIT)

[personal profile] violentmotion 2016-01-31 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO IS LYING! THIS IS A TRUTH THAT DEFINES THE FABRIC OF REALITY!