I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[missleadingquestions]

I cleaned everything yesterday!

[Now she's making hand motions, speaking through her teeth as to try and avoid waking up the fluffy couch princess.]

There's feathers! Everywhere!

[for emphasis, she plucks one out of her hair and throws it his way, but being that it is a feather, this motion is completely ineffective. She watches it flutter in a circle before landing on the floor a few inches in front of her.]

[violentmotion]

[It jerks its chin up.

Shunned.]

[missleadingquestions]

[OH. That's how we're gonna play. Okay.

Maya steps forward and raises the broom like a bat, preparing to smack the fuck out of this stupid bird.]

Ten seconds.

Ten. Nine. Eight...

[violentmotion]

[The crow's beak clicks at it snaps at empty air. It spreads its wings, hunching them up over its back.

Oh yeah. We're going to do this.]

[missleadingquestions]

[OH YOU WANT HER TO COME AT YOU, HUH? YOU REALLY WANT THIS?]

sevensixthreetwoone--

[THWACK]

1/2

[violentmotion]

[WHAT HAPPENED TO FIVE AND F-

WHAM!!!

Cracked straight across the beak, and with a face full of dust to begin with. The sneezing starts with the bird shaking its head wildly.]

[violentmotion]

[And ends with some new fuckboy sprawled behind the couch, trying to rub all of the dustbunnies off his face.]

What th-?! [Another sneeze.]

[missleadingquestions]

[A-HA! See? She knew it was an import. Maya's scrambling over to see him.]

You gonna clean it up now?

1/2

[violentmotion]

...

[violentmotion]

[The Wild Ikki is attempting to Flee!]

[missleadingquestions]

[Hope you like getting another broom full of dust to the head, Ikki.]

You can't just run away from the mess you made!

[violentmotion]

[WHAM. He hits the ground, rolls and is back up into a crouch!]

Make a pillow or something! They're not my problem!

[missleadingquestions]

They're your feathers!

[SHE'S GOT THIS BROOM READY TO CHASE YOU WITH, IKKI!]

They're your responsibility!

[violentmotion]

Fine! Finnnnnneee!

[He holds up a hand and wind starts swirling around the livingroom. Feathers start swirling around in the wind, picked up and danced around. Loose pieces of paper follow, it starts tugging on clothes as well, a rough updraft pushing around the room.]

[missleadingquestions]

[AAAAND Now she has to hold down her skirt what is up with this fucker]

--What are you doing?!

[THIS ISN'T CLEANING]

[violentmotion]

[SURELY IT'S A PURE ACCIDENT AND NOTHING IS MEA-

No. He's paying WAT too much attention for that. This little shithead.]

Cleaning~~

[The wind finally rushes off, leaving a neat pile of feathers in the middle of the common areas. No telling what happened to the ones down the hall and upstairs, though.]

[missleadingquestions]

[SHE'S POUTING REAL HARD AT YOU, IKKI. And maybe she's pink. You're the rudest.]

Okay, that was pretty cool and all? But next time maybe warn somebody.

[violentmotion]

What a suddenly cute look is that?!

[missleadingquestions]

What do you mean, suddenly?!

[SHE WAS ALREADY CUTE]

[violentmotion]

Who could tell that sort of thing with all of the evil life-ending broom attacks? Reasonable distraction! TOTALLY REASONABLE!

[missleadingquestions]

You're the one who made a mess!

[huff.]

Don't you know people have to clean this place up every day?

[by people she means herself and Yayoi....]

[violentmotion]

Seriously? Who'd do that every day?

[Like there isn't a million teenagers and animals in here...]

[missleadingquestions]

...Normal people. Normal people would.

[violentmotion]

That totally leaves me out.

[missleadingquestions]

Not as long as I'm here, pal.