rassera: (Insult me again)
Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-01-01 03:35 pm

I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda [personal profile] rassera, Tetsuo [personal profile] iamtetsuo, Bull [personal profile] rideme and Ken [personal profile] amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.
monge: (🍦|| Just stare blankly zura)

TUESDAYTUESDAYTUESDATUSDATUSDA

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[It's Tuesday and Kaneda will be approached by a small dog totally unprompted for reasons unknown.

Until he hands him a CD.

Komasan wasn't looking for a CD, but he found one, and he wants to make this happen. He's not even sure why, he just feels like it's...right.]


I want to listen to this, zura.

[Make the magic music disc work.]
monge: (🍦|| zura zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
In a trash can, zura.

[One day he'll stop playing in the trash.

One day.]
monge: (🍦|| I don't know what I'm doing zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Komasan was all ready and willing to go, excited that he got the fuckboy Kaneda to do something for him.

And then he had to go and ruin it by scooping him up. Like a god damn baby.

Komasan had just gone over with Maya that he was, in fact, an adult just the other night. He didn't need to be plopped on someone's shoulder like some kind of infant. That was the kind of thing he saved for important stuff, like sitting on Komajiro's shoulders to reach a doorbell. IMPORTANT.]


You're not doing this because you think I'm a baby, do you, zura?
monge: (🍦|| Grumble zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, so now he's saying he's slow, too? It's a really good thing he can't read minds.

...That's an entirely different youkai.]


I can climb up the stairs just as fast, zura...

[He grumbles under his breath.]
monge: (🍦|| Fucking dead zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, as Komasan was still on his shoulder, he pretty much came along for the ride. It was about as horrifying as you can imagine, the speed and lack of regard to any sort of safety immediately making him dizzy.]

M-Monge...

[Who runs in the house, honestly?]
monge: (🍦|| Drown your troubles zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Komasan will have to be impressed later, he finds himself far too interested in the jukebox instead. He slides off of Kaneda's bed the moment he can, and it's totally not because the bed is gross and he wants nothing to do with it.]

Monge... You've been keeping a robot in your room this whole time, zura?!

[But what does owning a robot have to do with CDs?]
monge: (🍦|| zura zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-14 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[GESTURES TO JUKEBOX.

They don't have those in bumpkin land.]
monge: (🍦|| Gasp zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Monge!! I-It ate the whole CD, zura!!

[Apparently "it's not a robot" doesn't translate to this odd machine not being a robot.

Because that robot just totally ate that CD.]


S-So... Is it gonna burp out the songs, zura?!
monge: (🍦|| [Human] wtf did you call my mom)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-14 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[At first Komasan is completely enthralled by the jukebox, distracted by the flashing lights and the way the machine seems to move by itself. He watches as it juggles the CD around, all on its own, it might as well be magic. His eyes sparkle like they always do when he sees something cool, his paws pressing against the glass.]

Monge--

[Wait.

Komasan's amusement dies for a second when he realizes that, yes, Kaneda picked him up again. It wasn't even for something like the stairs, he's just picking him up like some kind of doll and it's annoying. He knows it annoys him, why doesn't he care that it bothers him?! That's...that's rude.

He really didn't want to do this, but sometimes you got to put your foot down. Before Kaneda has time to realize it, he might notice he's no longer holding a dog about the size of a stuffed animal, but hanging onto the waist of someone whose feet touch the ground all on his own because he doesn't need your help he could've got a chair okay. He looks Kaneda dead in the eyes as he presses the button, how's THAT FOR WIDE-EYED AMAZEMENT?]


Thank you very much, zura!

[...I mean, you still gotta be polite to people.]
monge: (🍦|| [Human] King loser)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
MONGE!!

[Whatever it is, it's enough to make Komasan forget how pissed off he is because he's pressing his face against the jukebox again. It's...it's really difficult for him to stay mad, especially when there's literal magic happening right next to him.]

It's playing the CD, zura!!

[HOW IS IT DOING THAT? He saw it eat the disc, he saw it inside its strange robot tummy. Music comes from robot tummies?! Is that what he's supposed to get out of this?!]
monge: (🍦|| [Human] tfw you're tall zura)

[personal profile] monge 2016-01-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Komasan continues to watch the jukebox, as if it were going to move again or perform some kind of other trick. He sways in rhythm with the music as he does so, tapping his foot to the beat.

No one said Komasan had good taste in music.]


I'm gonna feed it more CDs, zura!

[Thanks Kaneda, he really needed another reason to go play in the trash.]