I can move mountains, I can work a miracle [OPEN]

[rassera]

WHO: The residents of Nonah 05 + YOU!
WHERE: Nonah, Residence #005
WHEN: All month long (January)
WHAT: Nonah 05 open log for January Shenanigans
WARNINGS: Obligatory Bull and Tetsuo warnings apply.


Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Kaneda rassera, Tetsuo iamtetsuo, Bull rideme and Ken amadaman), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

[violentmotion]

You dare cast doubt upon this Emperor's timing?

I came exactly when I was supposed to.

[burnmetwice]

[His head was spinning. Throbbing. Maybe it was the concussion, maybe it was relief. It didn't really matter. You should have come sooner is right there so close to the forefront of his brain he almost says it allowed, but he doesn't.]

When did even get here? How long have I even been out...? How did you find me?

[He could imagine, at least, the answer to the last question. This god-like Ikki. Kazu didn't even care. He could almost believe it with Ikki here, now.]

[violentmotion]

A couple days ago. Long enough for me to get bored. [He ticks off the answers almost routinely. It's dry, careless. But at the last, he gets a smirk.]

The last, we happened upon a cruel and terrible kidnapper, an evil thug who sought to hold you random until all of the girls stripped before his wild and terrible desires.

[This is, completely, and utterly, a lie. Kaneda is probably EVEN IN EARSHOT OF THIS BULLSHIT.]

[burnmetwice]

That sounds like you, dumbass.

[violentmotion]

ANTI-DEFIANCE KICK!

[It really isn't much more than pushing Kazu back into bed with a bare foot.]

[burnmetwice]

[He groans slightly, mostly due to all that effort getting up wasted.]

You're lucky my shields are drained...

[violentmotion]

Looks like it was a hell of a fight, anyway.

[burnmetwice]

... Mm. I don't remember it too well. But I guess it's obvious what happened.

[violentmotion]

I don't care what happened. You have to make it up to me. Forty years for every ten seconds you served any other master.

[burnmetwice]

[Haah...]

... Oi, give me something realistic. My spirit won't be able to rest with that sentence hanging over me.

[violentmotion]

The court of the most honorable Ikki is open for appeals.

[burnmetwice]

No more than fifty years after the death of my mortal body! Tops.

[violentmotion]

Accepted. Your spirit will guard this immortal empire from supernatural enemies alike.

DUDE there's some weird shit here.