☂️ All you sinners stand up

[hellogoodhigh]

WHO: The Hargreeves + Guests
WHERE: Various Cities
WHEN: Month of September
WHAT: Mass log of idiots to keep from flooding others. A log for all things Hargreeves, their Adventures, and those trying to befriend them.
WARNINGS: Obligatory CW for: drugs, alcohol, mentions of death and child abuse.

Comments

[hellogoodhigh]

i definitely need ur help
most of my birthdays in previous years have just been free shots so

whats the battle plan, sis?

[deadlycurves]

Step 1: Don't allude to the party as a battle.

[the_horror]

Seconding this...

[deadlycurves]

Thank you.

[hellogoodhigh]

well the last birthday party we went to was a battle...

[the_horror]

( ´△｀)

[1/2]

[deadlycurves]

What are you talking about?

[2/2]

[deadlycurves]

Wait, you mean the bowling alley?
Klaus, we weren't there for that, JFC.

[hellogoodhigh]

was it or was it not technically the last bday party we attended?

[deadlycurves]

Maybe TECHNICALLY but we weren't really ATTENDING it, we just happened to be in the same building at the time.

[hellogoodhigh]

listen i used a b-day cake as a weapon
i think it counts

[deadlycurves]

If your definition of weapon is extremely loose, maybe.

[hellogoodhigh]

diego
we had posters on the wall telling us how to use common kitchen implements as weapons
i'm sure dad expected us to kill a man with a teacup some day

[numberthree]

We need decorations, and food, and we should make Luther do the music. We need a headcount and to figure out where in the house we want it. Also, tells us whether we need more furniture and which parts of the house to close off for the night. Or day. We need times for that, too.

Then, we check-in with everyone on their favorite foods, both to eat and for deserts, so we aren't just relying on the boring little kids single cake and pizza/hot dogs/hamburger routine. We'll probably end up with a sizable spread, between it, so maybe we rent some long tables for it.


[ Also, because anything emulating Mom's birthday cake so shortly after Mom's dying wasn't something Allison wanted either. ]

[deadlycurves]

That is a lot, Jesus.

[numberthree]

It's actually one of the easiest types of parties to plan.

[deadlycurves]

Maybe if you've done it before. Sounds like a lot of work for "hey, come eat cake because I was born today, 30 years ago" God, we're 30. How did that happen? And what do you need me to help with, in all of this? [Because this is happening, he already knows it. There's no getting out of it, so-- he may as well just go with it.]

[numberthree]

If you follow the logic, if we ever get out of here, we'll turn 30, again, too. Unironically.

[ Allison's really not fond of this truth, but it won't let her go. Not since Kurt pointed it out on Father's Day. Because this extra time, isn't real-time, isn't time on their side, on their world. They'll still go back to when they left hypothetically, and save the world, and live to and through Father's Day and the anniversary of her divorce and becoming thirty all over again.

It's like a joke that never stop rolling out, and never gets to being funny. ]

If I get you a grocery list, do you think you and Ben could get everything for us?

[deadlycurves]

Yeah, I know. Is it a saving grace that, by the accounts I've heard, we won't remember any of it if-when we go back anyway? Sure, no problem.

[the_horror]

[Ben's going to be good and point out that this is literally the only time he's turning 18, here or back home. This is a thought he has thought a lot about already. How messed up is that?]

[instead he pipes up with a simple:]

Yeah, I got a car now so it'll be easy for me and Diego to go get things.

[hellogoodhigh]

oh! i need to steal you for a bit to help rogue decorate cakes!

[the_horror]

you know just because i have mastered the art of a pancake doesn't mean I know how to decorate?

Not that I wont come help. Sure.

[hellogoodhigh]

excuse u i'm turning 31

[the_horror]

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLD

[hellogoodhigh]

rude