☂️ All you sinners stand up

[hellogoodhigh]

WHO: The Hargreeves + Guests
WHERE: Various Cities
WHEN: Month of September
WHAT: Mass log of idiots to keep from flooding others. A log for all things Hargreeves, their Adventures, and those trying to befriend them.
WARNINGS: Obligatory CW for: drugs, alcohol, mentions of death and child abuse.

Comments

[hellogoodhigh]

listen i used a b-day cake as a weapon
i think it counts

[deadlycurves]

If your definition of weapon is extremely loose, maybe.

[hellogoodhigh]

diego
we had posters on the wall telling us how to use common kitchen implements as weapons
i'm sure dad expected us to kill a man with a teacup some day

[deadlycurves]

I could totally kill someone with a teacup. What damage is a cake actually ever going to do, Klaus?

[hellogoodhigh]

IF I RECALL CORRECTLY
he was blinded and ended up shooting one of his friends
cake kill count: 1

[deadlycurves]

The cake didn't do the killing, it was part of a domino cause-and-effect. That's not really the same.

[hellogoodhigh]

still counts!