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☂️ All you sinners stand up

WHO: The Hargreeves + Guests
WHERE: Various Cities
WHEN: Month of September
WHAT: Mass log of idiots to keep from flooding others. A log for all things Hargreeves, their Adventures, and those trying to befriend them.
WARNINGS: Obligatory CW for: drugs, alcohol, mentions of death and child abuse.

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Maybe if you've done it before.
Sounds like a lot of work for "hey, come eat cake because I was born today, 30 years ago"

God, we're 30.
How did that happen?

And what do you need me to help with, in all of this?

[Because this is happening, he already knows it. There's no getting out of it, so-- he may as well just go with it.]

If you follow the logic, if we ever get out of here, we'll turn 30, again, too. Unironically.

[ Allison's really not fond of this truth, but it won't let her go. Not since Kurt pointed it out on Father's Day. Because this extra time, isn't real-time, isn't time on their side, on their world. They'll still go back to when they left hypothetically, and save the world, and live to and through Father's Day and the anniversary of her divorce and becoming thirty all over again.

It's like a joke that never stop rolling out, and never gets to being funny. ]

If I get you a grocery list, do you think you and Ben could get everything for us?

Yeah, I know.
Is it a saving grace that, by the accounts I've heard, we won't remember any of it if-when we go back anyway?

Sure, no problem.

[Ben's going to be good and point out that this is literally the only time he's turning 18, here or back home. This is a thought he has thought a lot about already. How messed up is that?]

[instead he pipes up with a simple:]

Yeah, I got a car now so it'll be easy for me and Diego to go get things.