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maskormenacelogs2018-02-07 05:01 pm
shadowglitter) wrote in maskormenacelogs2018-02-07 05:01 pm
Import My Heart! - Are you afraid... of... the Dark?
WHO: Odin Dark, those who auditioned for Import My Heart!, and... you?
WHERE: A MYSTERY
WHEN: 7th - 28th of February!
WHAT: This is the event log for Import My Heart!, a reALITY DATING SHOW STARRING YOU
WARNINGS: IDK?? NOTHING YET I'LL UPDATE THIS IF YOU GUYS START BONING IN THE HOT TUB I GUESS
WHERE: A MYSTERY
WHEN: 7th - 28th of February!
WHAT: This is the event log for Import My Heart!, a reALITY DATING SHOW STARRING YOU
WARNINGS: IDK?? NOTHING YET I'LL UPDATE THIS IF YOU GUYS START BONING IN THE HOT TUB I GUESS
So you think you're too good to get a date like the rest of us, huh? Gotta go on TV and show everyone what you're made of? Yeah, okay, tough guy. Welcome to Import My Heart!
We're done with Big Brother 3000-and-late. That's in the past. The Magnificent And Glorious And Brilliant God of Gold, Odin Dark, having gracefully taken the crown of America's first Import-only Reality TV show, has become quite the household name amongst natives. He's been revelling in countless TV appearances, flattering himself with endless praise and just generally drinking in the love and affection hE'S BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN FINDING IN HIS PERSONAL LIFE, but now, the time has come for him to stop getting in arguments on Bwitter about his hair. America's second Import-only Reality TV program is about to begin.
Import My Heart! Are you a bad enough dude to lock down the one and only Scion of Heroes? He of unquenchable justice, the light in so much darkness? It's time for twelve of you to try.
Early February 7th, when it's still dark out, contestants of Import My Heart! will be ushered onto a very spooky looking yacht that will sail them from the docks of Heropa to a distant, private island some eight hours away. The island is volcanic, with foamy waters, pitch black sand and rocky cliffs. Any questions about whether or not the volcano is real or just magicked together through Odin's illusions and the station's production team will be answered with a hefty shrug and vague references to some kind of deathmatch arena.
The rules of the show are simple. From the 7th to the 28th, contestants who auditioned for the show will be competing against each other for a chance to find love with the flawless hero of time, Odin Dark. On the 7th, 14th and 21st, a new mini-event will go up alongside opportunities for dates that contestants are encouraged to go on either with Odin, with each other, or with someone from home, if you smuggle them in on one of the daily boat trips to and from the mainland.
Some OOC notes! There are no eliminations - players just play until the finale on the 28th, at which point Odin will pick a winner in a ceremony befitting the gothic brilliance of both him and the show. On the 20th, when Shit Goes Down in the space/SK mod plot, players will be allowed dispensation to participate in the fight and return to the island at their own discretion, if they so choose - Odin will send off everyone who opts to leave with a speech and a promise to build statues in your honor (a promise he will immediately forget.) If you wanna leave at any time before then, too, that's fine! You're always welcome back.
Up the black sands and through woods of mostly dead pine trees, contestants will find... Darkhaus.
Darkhaus is a mansion tucked away towards the far coast of the island, up on high ground with a perfect view of the sea, the docks, and of course, the volcano in the distance. There's no part of Darkhaus that isn't absolutely covered in dark, gothic aesthetic; it's more of a vampire's dreamhouse than the glamorous mansion one might expect from a show like this.
It features gardens lined with roses (black, blue, purple and some seemingly made of literal gold), an elegant ballroom, grand entrance and dining halls, a library filled with books detailing Odin Dark's heroic adventures back home (all lies), a swimming pool filled with pitch black water and a stone astronomy tower towards the back. There's a kitchen filled with food sponsored by imPort businesses, some real but many of them not, and there are secret tunnels hidden behind bookcases and trap doors that give you no indication as to which room you might exit in after entering. All of them are littered with discarded coffee cups and fast food wrappers thanks to the production crew.
Each contestant has their own bedroom suite and adjoining bathroom, composed of suitably gothic interior design - four poster bed, damask wallpaper, so much silk and velvet - but there's a lounge area in the hall outside with plush couches and a harem bed large enough to comfortably fit a dozen people, if you'd rather have company while you snooze it up. There are a handful of other rooms that seemingly have no rhyme or reason for existing - the knife room is blood red from head to toe and completely devoid of furniture, but there are so many knives taped haphazardly to the walls and hanging precariously from the ceilings. There's a dance room, which Odin has enchanted with flashing lights and made entirely soundproof, so if you wanna get sweaty and rave, this is the place to do it - and finally, the wild animal room just has a shit ton of imported toucans and a cage marked for "the giant panther". Thankfully(?), the cage is empty, though that door sure is ajar.
The only two rooms in Darkhaus (and on the island as a whole, for that matter) that aren't covered in secret cameras are Odin's bedroom and the secret tunnel that connects it to the rose garden downstairs. Unless you're there, kiss your privacy goodbye.
Any OOC questions can be directed HERE, and any private concerns can be directed to me either via PM, through discord at southpaw#5212 or through plurk atsouthpaws. HAVE FUN, MAKE OUT, LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE
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No, not really. The Earth I come from is a little different than this one, but we've still just sent people to the moon, and unmanned probes to the next closest planet. Aliens have visited us, but we haven't gone out to them yet.
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You've encountered aliens, but still are not capable of interplanetary flight? They didn't help your development?
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Yeah... they were a little more hostile than helpful? We called them the Dominators, if that's any clue.
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[ Though he feels like he has something to prove now, so he continues. ]
We did kick the asses of the interdimensional Nazis who showed up a year later, though.
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I don't know how you could possibly experience interdimensional nazis.
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[ But, moving on. ]
My Earth is part of a larger multiverse of 52 parallel Earths. On one of them, called Earth X, the Nazis won World War II, and basically took over the planet.
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Is this the same galaxy that Skeets is from?
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Potentially. But... Aren't you two dating? What are you doing here?
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