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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-06-23 10:05 am

FANPORT JUNE 2017

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE:Nonah Convention Center
WHEN: June 23-25, from 9 AM - 12 AM every day.
WHAT: Registration is in motion alongside FanPort, the most popular imPort convention around! Come on in and see imPort-led panels, the artist's alley, cosplayers, and more! If you have any questions, or wish to amend the way we have written up your characters' panels, let us know here!
WARNINGS: None anticipated; please let us know if this should be changed.

Locals, imPorts, come one and all to FanPort, the annual gathering of imPorts and imPort enthusiasts! Registration volunteers are wrangling the long, long lines wrapping outside the convention center, but attendees are passing the time by competing in a contest sponsored by a local radion station: to create the best imPort-themed viral video clip and post it to social media! #PowersPower #Fandemonium #FanPortVIP

Unless they choose to mingle, as guests of honor, imPorts get to skip the line, receive a gold-trimmed IMPORTANT badge and be escorted through a secure entrance into the convention center proper. But there's no escaping the crowds once they're inside, you will be rubbing shoulders. This year's FanPort is seeing record attendance, and the venue is swarming with enthusiastic con-goers. Once they make their way past an impromptu welcoming committee of squealing fans, imPorts can explore...

ARTIST'S ALLEY

The bustling ballroom is full to brimming of fans selling their creative wares. Hundreds of prints are available for purchase, featuring everything from Magnus Burnsides striking a heroic pose to an artful portrait of Dandy Mott in his study, with his tie unknotted and dribbling down his front. There's even an action crossover depicting the Blue Beetle versus Iron Man, or Jesse Pinkman dancing with Reggie Mantle. Crossover time!

Other tables feature 3-D creations, with maskets full of keychains, buttons, T-shirts, homemade plushies and more. If you can dream of it, it probably exists, and it would be a challenge to name an imPort without some kind of creative representation!

Some artists and fanfiction writers have teamed up to create doujinshi about various imPort couples. imPorts who are known to be seeing each other are likely to see a drawn version of their relationship in this section, but there are also true rarepairs that go against canon, like Lapis Lazuli/Shale, Frederick Chilton/Sam Merlotte, Kitty Jones/John Murphy, Danny Pink/Mitchell Hundred, Jessica Jones/Laurie Collins, Han Solo/Luke Skywalker, Count Dooku/Archie and Rusty Venture/Sadie Doyle. And some of these books are sultry! Outright SHOCKING. You really must buy a few, if only as gifts.

If you don't see what you want being sold already, there are plenty of commissioners who would leap at the chance to provide an imPort with a custom print or doll, just for them! Although some of the dolls getting in the way of the big, popular ships may just be used as voodoo dolls, so watch out!

COSPLAY CONTEST

What's a fan convention without cosplay? There's not a single room in the convention center that lacks multiple cosplayers, but many of them are in it to win it at the cosplay contest. Some have gone to store after store to buy just the right street clothes to accurately portray imPorts like Daryl Dixon and April Ludgate, but others are up for a challenge and are showing off incredible armor creation or sewing work with their Riptide, Maeve Millay, Jean Grey, Petyr Baelish, Doreen Green, and Kanaya Maryam costumes.

And what of imPorts who want to join in? There are only two rules: imPorts may not enter as themselves, nice try jerks, and nor are they allowed to use shapeshifting powers. Other than that, they're welcome to join in on the competitions and the festivities! There are awards being given for everything from Best Performer to Best Costume to Most Accurate Posing, so jump in, and enjoy! ImPorts ARE free to give their own input (or imPut! Haha! So funny!)

IMPORT HALL

Aside from the panels, this is where imports are welcomed as special guests! Above the entire affair is a huge sign that reads, cheerfully: "WELCOME IMPORTS!". Here, imPorts are welcomed to set up their own booths to sell their goods, autographs, and pictures, advertise their businesses, or to simply meet some of their fans! A special photo-op booth is available for imPorts who are game for one-on-one meetings but don't want to set up a booth. Security is tightest around this area, but only for the safety of imPorts; if any fans get a little too touchy-feely without the imPort's consent, rest assured, they'll be hauled out in short notice. There is also a special demonstration area, marked off with cones, where imPorts may show off crowd-appropriate powers for some oohs and aahs.

This is also the place where willing and participating imPorts are showered with special gifts featuring everything from fanmade scrapbooks of their public exploits and fanart, home baked goods, or samples from all sorts of corporate representatives eager to have imPorts represent everything from their makeup lines to their gas-buster pills.

REFRESHMENTS

Forget the generic, slightly stale burgers and fries most commonly found at convention centers. Just outside the venue is a series of imPort-inspired food trucks and stalls. Ready for some Persephone Paprikash? What about some Emmett Brown-ies for dessert? Delicious! And we can't forget the line of So Carbonated They'll Make You Tina Belcher craft sodas. imPorts get a discount if they show of their tattoos to prove they're not just fantastic cosplayers!

DESIGN-YOUR-OWN POWER STATION

This year's FanPort has a special charity room for imPorts who feel like doing some community outreach. Long-term patients at Nonah Children's Hospital who are well enough to travel have been brought to the con, where imPorts who sign up to volunteer will help them dream up their own powers, design their own superhero costume and dress up using a wardrobe of donated costume parts. Each child can then pose in front of a green screen with their favorite imPort to create a superhero team-up!

RAVE

The first two nights of the convention, attendees can get their groove on after hours! The grand hall is opened up to various imPort inspired acts, such as the Woden-inspired Welcome to Valhalla, the Yurio Plisetsky-inspired Ice Ice Babies, and the Stark family-inspired Kings of the North. All of these shows are complete with light shows and complimentary glow sticks, and once the clock hits past 9 PM, a bar opens up in the back for natives and imPorts alike, provided that they're of-age — and yes, they will be checking their IDs!

Want to get your rock on? These acts will gracefully step aside to allow imPort musicians to take the stage, but will respond even more happily to jam sessions.

PANELS

ICE SKATING

What does it take to be a champion on ice? How do the pros spin so fast without getting dizzy? A Q&A session will be followed by an exhibition skate on imPort power-created ice. Starring imPort Guests: Otabek Altin, Viktor Nikiforov and Yuri Plisetsky

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF WESTEROS

There are 50 states in America and seven kingdoms in Westeros. What's life like in this land far far away? Attendees will receive a short introduction, followed by a Q&A session and other activities. Clean cut folk, reconsider—anyone with a majestic beard gets front row seats! Starring imPort Guests: Robb Stark and Theon Greyjoy

LEADING THEORIES FOR ALTERNATE UNIVERSES AND THE CAUSE OF IMPORT POWERS

An introductory-level discussion of the science and logic behind the predominant theories for the existence of imPort powers and the nature of alternate universes. Adam Parrish will be expounding upon the most modern studies and theories, with Skeets providing practical experience, expertise, and exposition. Starring imPort Guests: Adam Parrish and Skeets

BEING DEAD AND COPING WITH IT

ImPorts are the life of the convention, but what if they're dead back home? This panel will offer helpful tips on coping with certain mortality. Starring imPort Guest: Danny Pink

RESTORING WORLDLY CONNECTIONS THROUGH MUSIC

This panel discussion includes audience participation as it explores how natives and imPorts alike can (re)connect with the Earth via singing, and explains other-worldly philosophies on creating more worthwhile connections with others in being one of the keys in restoring the balance of the world. A concert demonstration will promote the beginning of a peaceful connection between those living on Earth and the world they live in. Panel sponsor HNBN (Heropa's News Broadcast Network) will provide weather-related merchandise to be donated to multiple charities that are connected to natural sanctuaries, parks, animal shelters, homeless shelters, and other charities that promote imPort and native unity. Starring imPort Guests: Nike Lemercier

BEYOND MEDICINE: IMPORT HEALING TECHNIQUES

This panel reprises last year's edition, with a focus on Miracle Springs. Attendees can witness an introduction and demonstration of healing powers on native volunteers, particularly those suffering from conditions that are incurable with this world's medical technology alone. Participants must sign a waiver, with priority given to terminal patients. Panelists will administer treatment based on greatest need. Coupons for Miracle Springs will be distributed to anyone who doesn't get a chance to be treated during the panel. Starring imPort Guests: Jesse Pinkman and Haen Hithiel

ETV'S "FUCKUPS & TRYHARDS"

An episode screening and Q&A panel with the teen stars of ETV's edgy reality hit, which reviewers have alternately described as "a cinéma vérité glimpse into the lives of troubled imPort youths and the emotional complications of confronting alternate realities" and "basically just two assholes who look alike pranking each other for a half hour every week." Witness the controversial duo in person and decide for yourself! A memorabilia-signing session will follow. Starring imPort Guests: Ronan Lynch and John Murphy

FROM TELEKINESIS TO TELEKINES-YES

Along with some brief demonstration, this session provides a brief overview on gaining powers, tips on how to deal with them, how to control them, how to best utilize them in daily life, and how to support your friends and family through adjusting to them. All information is high-level, and panelists will be available to mentor powered individuals on a more one-on-one basis. Starring imPort Guests: Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier

SPOTLIGHT: YOUR FACE IN THE TABLOIDS

An open discussion with various guests on how their imPort celebrity status has impacted their lives, through scandals and through influences. This panel will conclude with a series of mean bweets being read by their directed subject. Starring imPort Guests: Erik Lehnsherr and friends

SHIPS AND YOU IN ANOTHER GALAXY FAR AWAY FROM HERE

Is your ship grounded or does it fly? What's the cannon situation? Who has the best ship of all? ImPorts who have touched the stars are invited to share their experience in an intimate talk about their ships, what it took to make them fly, ways to be safe and other related topics. Attendees are invited to bring fanart of their favorite imPort ships! Starring imPort Guests: Han Solo and friends

MAURTIA FALLS OF THE FUTURE

A two-day historical recounting of Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania as an imPort city -- how it started, how it has changed, and what is in store for its future. One the second day of the panel, imports who either currently live or have lived in Maurtia Falls are invited to speak about their experiences and why more imPorts should choose this city as a place to live. Starring imPort Guests: Petyr Baelish

TO TOUCH A MOCKINGBIRD

Get up close and personal with the Northern Mockingbird as you learn facts about them and get to have the chance to see them mimic other birds and even human voices! All birds are friendly and love treats and head scratches. This panel will run on day three of the convention. Starring imPort Guests: Petyr Baelish and mockingbird entourage

MY BUDDY MY BUDDY AND ME

An advice show for the modern era! Come listen to the sage advice given by your fantasy friends, and maybe learn a thing or two about life! Starring imPort Guests: Taako, Magnus Burnsides, and Angus McDonald

GOVERNMENT AND IMPORTS: NAVIGATING THE COMPLEXITIES OF A NEW LANDSCAPE IN LAW AND POLITICS

Senator Mitchell Hundred and available Ambassadors will engage in a discussion panel that includes multiple resources, pamphlets and giveaways for attendees. A Q&A session will follow. Starring imPort Guests: Mitchell Hundred and associates

ALIENS AND HUMANS: BRIDGING THE GAP

This discussion between humans and aliens who now make their home on Earth seeks to foster greater understanding. Panel moderator Supergirl will relate her own experiences and encourage others to share theirs. Starring imPort Guests: Supergirl

YOUTHS IN ACTION: WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP YOUR COMMUNITY

This panel of teen heroes will discuss the importance of using extraordinary gifts for the betterment of their community, as well as tips and tricks to stay safe during missions. Other topics will include: The Importance of Secrecy, What Not to Wear, Pros and Cons of Crime Fighting, and more! There will be Q&A sessions for both the panelists and any superhero guests that join in. Panelist Kyle Conlen will also discuss plans to create a youth center dedicated to keeping extraordinary teens on the right track. By organizing teens with experienced leaders, it will give them an outlet for their powers in a healthy and safe environment. Donations are appreciated! Starring imPort Guests: Kyle Conlen, Yusuke Kitagawa and friends

DRAGONS AND MYTHS

Panel moderator Aurican will host a Q&A session on what it's like to be a dragon, how to deal with dragon mythologies, and how to live with the fact that people are scared of fire-breathing lizards. Demonstrations will include the reveal of his true draconic form and safety-checked flame snorting. Starring imPort Guests: Aurican

THE TRANSACTION OF MULTIVERSAL INFLUENCE ON THE EMOTIONAL DISRUPTION OF VETERAN IMPORTS

As host of the panel, Doctor Frederick Chilton will analyze the emotional and psychological consequences of imPorts having lived in this world, a universe foreign to their own, for over twelve months. He explicitly explores the manifestation of dissociation, maladaptation, codependency upon other imPorts, and the rare case of expressed criminal psychopathy. His presentation includes statistical data as well as anecdota, using Dorian Gray as an example of codependency with fatal but ultimately beneficial outcomes. Chilton's conclusion is that the longer you are in this world as an imPort, the more dramatically the environment affects you, sometimes profoundly influencing your behavior in unpredictable way, and he argues that the data supports a myriad of impacting variables within that environment, with no one singular cause to blame. Starring imPort Guests: Frederick Chilton and Joseph Kavinsky

BUSINESS FOR BEGINNERS: HOW IMPORT-RUN BUSINESSES CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Bela Talbot will present an overview of the steady growth of her business and how she learned a great deal through hands-on work and research. She will pass on tips and guidance, with a Q&A session to follow. Starring imPort Guests: Bela Talbot

MAGIC AND YOU! THE SUPERNATURAL EXPLAINED!

This panel will explore magic as a general concept, the theory of magic, how it is used in different worlds and advice for dealing with it. It includes a practical demonstration in which Sabriel and other interested imPorts show off some basic skills. A Q&A session is included. Starring imPort Guests: Sabriel

RISEING UP: IMPORTS AND THE LAW

This panel discusses how the law interacts with superpowers, both in this world and the imPorts' worlds of origin. Starring imPort Guests: Sabriel and RISE members

THE FASHION OF SUPERHEROICS

Kayana's annual showcase on superhero costumes and the design philosophies behind them pulls examples from throughout the imPort community, and now some natives as well. Following this, there will be a demonstration of new developments made as a part Kanaya Maryam's partnership with OsCorp that may change the face of crimefighting in the future! Time will be allotted for a closing Q&A session.Starring imPort Guests: Kanaya Maryam, Normie Osborn, Peter Parker and Revan

HOW TO BE A LEADER IN YOUR COMMUNITY

This open discussion tackles the issue of how imPorts and native citizens alike can be a hero in their city. Detailed focus will go to social programs, charity work and opportunities to beautify the city. It will also include a brief lesson in self-defense and the ways people can protect themselves in case of disaster. Starring imPort Guests: Jon Snow

BOTTOMS UP! A GUIDE TO OTHERWORLDLY BOOZE

IDs will be checked at the door for this adults-only panel! Renowned TV host and alcoholic expert Sadie Doyle will lead an audience discussion on favorite drinks and trends in spirits from their own worlds, followed by a sampling of locally-produced beers and liqueurs that are known to be imPort favorites. If time allows, there will be a group sing-a-long of the best bar songs. Starring imPort Guests: Sadie Doyle

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND YOU

A panel to explain all of the questions you may have about artificial intelligence and to offer their own perspective. Are AIs going to take over all your jobs? Can AIs feel? Do AIs get their feelings hurt when jerks start questioning their validity as people? Is it okay to literally store them in a box for a number of years? Check that all that out here and more! Starring imPort guests: Skeets, Blue Beetle III & Friends

UCCY INC' THE NEXT WORLD PREMIERE + PANEL DISCUSSION

The world premiere of Daryl's off-grid survival living show The Next World! Episode One (of six) will be screened live before it hits televisions in July with a Q&A Discussion Panel following. Be sure to check in for some hot, hot behind-the-scenes insight with the Executive Producer, the Director, and even one of the clients that appears on the show! But, of course, nobody's really there to see them, so be sure to pop in to see the real stars of the show. Starring imPort guests: Daryl Dixon, Carl Grimes & Enid

DE CHIMA: HOME TO HEROES

An open Q&A for the denizens of De Chima to discuss the direction citizens wish to take their fine city! How can the city give back to its people? What is really important to those who live in De Chima? Will people ever stop getting angry over consequential nonsense like disliking the water fountains in the local park? Hear about all of that and more, including a touching dedication to Lucy Pevensie. Starring imPort guest: Jon Snow

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Sookie Stackhouse | OTA

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Import Hall
[The thing is this: you can take the girl out of the poorhouse, but you can't take the poor out of the girl. Her old manager contacted her about getting autographs out at the convention, and frankly she'd been shocked he still even had her number. But no, he says, of course she's still on his client list. And look, a money-making opportunity to be if it them both!

It seems like a horrible and tacky idea—selling pictures of her face to a bunch of pseudo-fangbangers, and in the wake of the telepathy "rumor"? She nearly says no, but she needs a new roof and hey, $15 for an autographs isn't so bad, right?

The fans seem nice, at least. A lot of sorority girls in pastels and anchors, countless middle aged women who remind her of the judgemental ladies down at the Baptist church at home, a few pastors asking for speaking g engagements. It's almost worth the handful of awkward encounters. Almost.]


Out and About
[When she's not scribbling her name on her own face, Sookie sneaks out to go to wander around. The artist hall seems nice at first—there's some gorgeous paintings she gravitate toward, and it's privately hilarious to skim through the bad self published fanfiction til a point. It stops being fun right around when she finds something graphic with her face on the cover.

She likes harlequin romance, sure, but only if she place herself in the heroine's shoes and not actually BE the heroine.

The refreshments outside are a sweet relief, in more ways than one. It's not as crowded out here, and the buzzing brains inside the hall are blessedly muffled by the distance. It's easier to genuinely relax, not look like the airhead she always turns into when her attention is split into fifteen different directions. It's enough that she even chances getting a drink, one of those new imPort themed ciders that one company is making. She's no beer girl, but it's nice. Maybe a little tacky, but nice.]


Choose Your Own Adventure
[Sookie's out and about all over the place. If you've got any prompt ideas, let em rip!]
morethan084: (listening)

Import Hall

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-06-25 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Daisy catches Sookie at her table and there isn't anyone there at the moment, so she goes up to talk to her. Anything to get out of the main isle right now where she can't seem to get too far with either someone asking for a photo or autograph of hers, or asking her where Jesse is.]

Hey.

[If she sounds like she's relieved, she is.]

Having fun?

[Judging by the look on Sookie's face she's gonna go with probably not. This place was overwhelming for a lot of people, unless they liked attention in general.]
wordaday: (g204: questioning)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-25 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The lull in fans is a hug relief, to be entirely honest. Keeping a wall up constantly in a crowded convention hall isn't quite the nightmare scenario,
but it's a little close. Her control is already starting to slip, and since she's still trying (and failing) to keep up the charade that she can't read minds, it's better to have these quiet times than to be popular.

Hey, just like back home!

But a familiar face isn't unwelcome, especially later in the day. Sook stands when she sees Daisy making her way down the line, and she gives her a little wave.]


Hey! [Here Daisy, have an awkward leaning-over-the-table hug.] It's been alright. I didn't expect all the hugging, but it's been okay.

Wanna cookie?

[She gestures to the plate of chocolate chip cookies set up next to her, next to a dispenser of lemonade. Thank god for pre-made cookie dough and Minute Maid.

Or, you know, this universe's knock off Minute Maid.]
morethan084: (small smile)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-06-27 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey.

[Daisy smiled as she leaned over the table, mindful to not knock into anything as she hugged her.]

Hopefully it's only been hugs. Some people like to get a little handsy.

[It's happened to her a few times between this year and last, but quickly bending their fingers back got her point across pretty fast.]

I'll never say no to cookies, thanks.

[Taking one, Daisy scooted more towards the side of the table so others could move past.]

Is this your first convention?
wordaday: (r060: kitchen time)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-07-01 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Five rolls of store bought cookie dough should have been enough, she thinks, but maybe it was a bit much. She'll be glad to shove them at anyone she can.]

It is, yeah. I wasn't gonna come, but I figured a little extra money doesn't hurt, right?

[She sighs, taking a cookie from the big platter next to them. Lord, she's hungry.]

You wanna sit, or are you just wandering around? I could use some company.
morethan084: (amused/flirty)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-07-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely not.

[Except she hadn't asked for money. Maybe next year she should set up a optional donation fund for an organization. Although that might require setting up a table which was just not Daisy's speed.

Looking down at the spare seat near Sookie's, Daisy smiled in thanks for taking sitting down.]


Thanks. I've been standing way too much today.

[And, you know, worrying about Jesse.]

So. Met anyone crazy?
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out

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-06-25 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Would having a mind around whose thoughts don't want to be read help at all? Not a silent void, I mean, but a muted mumble that can't quite be understood.

There are some raised, angry voices briefly over by one of the food trucks before Twice emerges from that small crowd with a meal in hand and starts moving vaguely in Sookie's direction. The people there are watching her closely, some looking annoyed and others laughing and chatting with each other, but Twice pays them less than zero attention.

For all the regard and emotion on her face, they might as well not exist, and when she looks Sookie's direction, she might as well not either. Still, Twice stares at her for a long moment, then nods her head to a spot nearby.]


Do you mind if I sit here?

[She sounds bored at best, empty at worst.]
wordaday: (r095: but...food)

Re: out

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-25 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sookie chooses a nice big picnic table to eat her relative buffet of picks, secluded enough that a person might have to stop and look to see her face and recognize it. The plan is going swimmingly right up until a little to-do by the hot dog truck, and a woman pops waters into view looking curiously blank. So much so that it's a surprise when she asks to join Sookie, and for a moment she's thrown.]

I, um. Yeah, sure. [She scoots her fries and pie out of the way to make a little more room.] Sorry, I spread out a little.
disguarded: (Keep the skies clear.)

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-06-26 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. Thank you.

[Twice doesn't take up much space herself. Just claims a small corner of the table for herself and takes a seat on the bench, before looking over Sookie's impressive array of foodstuffs with mild curiosity.]

Do you have a recommendation?
wordaday: (r095: but...food)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-26 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so far? The pork tacos are real good. [Unfortunately, she can't show her an example because they're long gone in her stomach.] And the sesame fries were pretty good, too.

[She wants to say that she normally doesn't eat like this, that it's a special occasion and this is doubling as dinner too, but it's no use. Might as well just lean into looking like a pig, oops.]

I haven't tried the peanut butter pie yet, but I've heard good things, too.
disguarded: (Here we see an invasion.)

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-06-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[If Twice is judging at all, she's not showing it. She just seems to pause to consider Sookie's answer for a while.]

This is all only here for a couple of days though, right?
wordaday: (g091: grin)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-27 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah.

[Sook nods, taking a big bite of her untouched cheeseburger. Pimento cheeseburger, and oh my god is it good. Hold on, she needs a second alone with this food before she finishes her answer.]

Um, I guess they do this once a year? I've only been around for a few months, so I've never been before.
disguarded: (1000% here for this.)

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-06-27 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, me too. And from what I've heard, most imPorts don't stay long enough to see two of them.
wordaday: (g204: questioning)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-07-01 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I almost didn't! [She pauses, taking a big sip of her soda.] I guess I was gone for about a month, a while back. From what I heard, it's not totally normal.
disguarded: (Find acknowledgement without hate.)

[personal profile] disguarded 2017-07-01 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Gone where exactly?
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out & about

[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-06-26 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Elena is doing her own perusal of the various fanworks, out of curiosity and because she's curious whether she's in any of them. The answer turns out to be yes, but not anything too horrible—not anything drawn, anyway. Some of the smutty fanfiction she's willfully turning a blind eye to.

And oh yeah, she recognizes that look when she glances over to see Sookie's face.]


I'm no copyright lawyer, but I feel like it should be legal for us to burn some of this stuff.
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[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Look, when you faced with a self-published book with your face on it but you're in a red nightgown flanked by wolves, you tend to stop in your tracks for a little but. She's not even sure what her reaction should be. Laugh? Get mad? Pony up $10?]

Y'know, I hadn't thought about it, but I think that's the only way to make me feel clean again.

[Thank you, Elena, for snapping her put of this fuge state. She snorts, then turns to face her savior. ]

There's also this pinup guy who probably could use it
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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-06-27 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Cleanse thyself in flames. Elena can support it.]

Oh, him? I had a look at his work. The first thing I noticed was that all his drawings have the same balloon-boobs figure with different faces and hair. And then I hated myself for noticing.
wordaday: (r060: kitchen time)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-06-27 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Well she can relate, can't she?

Oh lord, balloon boobs. She'd almost scrubbed those out of her brain, thanks.]


Honestly I don't think that man's ever seen a woman out of clothes in his life. Real unrealistic stuff.
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[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-06-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? He's really not doing anything to fight the nerd stereotype, and he probably doesn't even know it. Almost makes me feel bad for him.

[She pauses.]

But not really.
wordaday: (g091: grin)

[personal profile] wordaday 2017-07-01 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Alright, alright, that gets a big laugh out of her. It's about time, too, because this day has been so weird and so stressful that she's been in real danger of actually shattering into a million pieces.]

I don't even feel sorry. If that's what he wants, it's better for us if he stays alone.
storyseeker: (pic#10657741)

[personal profile] storyseeker 2017-07-08 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You've got a hard heart. I should probably learn from you.

[Because, really, if this stuff is on display, he clearly doesn't have any shame about it.]