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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-05-18 12:47 pm

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: All four cities.
WHEN: May 18-25
WHAT: Mayhem strikes as people get trapped in elevators, have to help out drowning, spoiled party people, rescue escaped zoo animals and have a ball with some unwanted song and dance. Have fun, everyone!
WARNINGS: None anticipated; let us know if this should be updated!



MAY 18 - 25
STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
THE LOVE BUNNY
DE CHIMA


Wherever you happen to be in De Chima, as long as there's an elevator around, it's fair game. Are you visiting a friend in an apartment complex? Visiting a set of offices? Getting your teeth checked out? Or maybe there's a really rad, hidden comic book store you heard about on the top floor of the highest building in town! Whatever the reason, in the lobby, you'll see someone who looks like she's cosplaying, and having an absolute blast doing so. It's not entirely clear what she's cosplaying as, but nobody would dress like that on an everyday basis, right...?

If you write her off without thinking much about it, that wouldn't be much of a surprise; she's as innocuous as they get. She's a young, blonde woman - probably a teenager, though it's hard to tell - with her hair pulled into high pigtails, bangs pulled back with a headband with two bright pink bunny ears perched atop her head. The rest of her outfit is just as outrageously pink, a tight corset over a white t-shirt, a pleated pink skirt, go-go boots and thick black leggings with a bright pink wand (complete with a plastic bunny head attached to the tip) clutched tightly in one hand. Honestly, she looks to be a bit of a wreck, but that's only to be expected from someone young flexing their costume making skills for the first time.

It's only after you glide past her and onto the elevator that you realize that something's wrong. Halfway through your ascent or descent, the entire thing shudders, the lights flicker, and the gears slowly grind to a halt. The speaker in the elevator comes to life, somehow, and a bright, cheery giggle fills the elevator.

"Stop in the name of love! You've been caught byyyyyyyy... The Love Bunny! Cute, right? Just like me! I wish you could see how cute I am, but that would defeat the point, so you'll just have to take my word for it. The world's become such a dreary place, hasn't it? We spend so much time staring down at our phones that we never take the chance to look at each other, and find our one true loves!" She sighs, a dreamy, faraway sound. "Oh, but don't worry - I don't expect you to have to kiss. All sorts of love is beautiful, even if romance is the pinnacle of all love. I'm not letting you out, so you might as well try to get along! Toodles!"

If your characters don't manage to get out by the one hour mark, the speakers will come to life once again, this time with a distinct pout in the Love Bunny's voice. "Oh, poo, you're no fun. But I'm a hero, not a villain, so it's not like I'd trap you in there forever. Go on, and live your sad little loveless lives - just know that I'm rooting for you! Bye-byeeeee!" And with that, the building's electricity will come back to life, and your characters will be freed once more.


MAY 18 - 25
MUSICAL MAYHEM
The Copacabana Conductor
Maurtia Falls


Feel that fascinating rhythm moving to your feet? Feel your ass gyrating to that titillating beat? The answer is yes, yes you do. Whether you wanted to or not. The normally dangerous streets of Maurtia Falls have taken on an even more treacherous edge (for your dignity, at least). It started with a sudden, sharp up-tick in what appeared to be street performers. Then a couple acapella flash mobs. Some questioned whether acapella flash mob is even a thing, but who knows? Maybe some particularly deranged imPort brought the craze with them. The strange man skipping around in spandex with hand-drawn musical notes all over it seems suspect, especially since he's always clutching that tacky little recorder close to his chest, but it’s hard to tell these days. The middle of the month always has so many odd new imPorts arriving.

Towards the middle of the day, the news has changed from reporting these sightings as some strange performance art in the city to declaring them a clear act of super-powered malice, accompanied only by - you guessed it - the shrill piping of a recorder, inducting all around them into spontaneous song-and-dance. ImPorts with particularly good hearing may hear a shrill voice cheering, "there's no day but today for this!" or "enough of the classics; it's time to get thoroughly modern!" or, particularly irritatingly, "All I ask of you is to stand up!"

The fact the news anchors sing this report just underscores the present menace (you know what we mean). The majority of people seem to be performing their day to day while acting out numbers based on famous musicals, but any tune and dance sequence people can manage (or not, as the many petty thieves singing to Oliver! horribly screech as you pass by) is fair game, from country to pop to Klingon Opera.

Particularly news obsessed imPorts may notice that all this musical fanfare was first reported happening near the Maurtia Falls City Stage Theater. Investigators better be ready to put on their best Javert, however, as there’s no avoiding facing (and joining in) the music as you get closer to the heart of the problem.

MAY 18
ZOO(TLOOSE)
Doctor Dolots
Nonah


Police sirens aren’t that uncommon a sound, unfortunately. However, the occasional lion’s roar and outraged peacock squawk piercing through the familiar noise is a new one. Hover cars have surrounded the Nonah zoo, as much keeping the gawking public out as they are trying (and often failing) at keeping the loose animals in. Only imPorts are allowed to pass the tape line to approach the unusual threat. Known unregistered and even vigilante or villain imPorts are given the side-eye, but not questioned (what, are they going to give the tigers nightmares?), but registered imPorts are giving a bit of a heads up by the local civil servants. They aren’t sure if it’s a victim or the cause, but a lieutenant heard loud sobbing from inside the cave of the black bear enclosure before he was forced out by a crowd of vengeful lemurs. Anyone that doesn't want to have to directly deal with Nonah’s finest and head into the zoo itself still has plenty to do, however. Only a fraction of the animals have successfully been kept inside.

Behind the tape and in neighboring areas of the city everything is, well, a zoo. Animals are running everywhere. Elephants are competing with orangutans for fresh boiled peanuts, while otters have taken over public restrooms and are having the time of their lives playing with the automatic toilets. There has also been a disturbing team up of lions, tigers, and polar bears, while cheetahs race past them towards the most appealing prey of zebra, moose, and people.

It will be better for imPort public image to capture rather than harm the animals, but at the end of the day the choice is yours.

MAY 25
WATER WORLD
Marina
Heropa


Sun and fun often bring shouts of delight, but the cries ringing out over the waves are from panic. The equipment keeping the Oceania party platform and artificial reef has malfunctioned due to the excessive weight — social scenester Evan Caulfield's party has way too many guests to celebrate his 25th birthday, it seems! A few nearby pleasure craft approach the site of the sinking soiree, but they just don't have the capacity to bring everyone aboad.

Word quickly reaches the shore, filtered through social media from all the selfies attendees are taking — #sinking #help #thewetlook — and emergency services urge any heroes in the area to come and help.

The scene is chaotic, but just off the shore, a tall, muscular Hispanic woman in her early 40s climbs to the top of a yacht and shouts to get everyone's attention. Decked out in a bright wetsuit that could be a superhero's costume or a fashionable diving outfit, she pumps a fist into the air. "Come on, everyone! We've got to come together and save these people!"

With that, she dives into the water and starts swimming freakishly fast toward the disaster site. She never seems to come up for air, but when she does surface to aid the bewildered partiers, she does a great job making sure they don't go under.

Well, hero? What are you waiting for?

darkpants_warmfeeling: (Shoulder)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-24 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're Registered though, right? That means you're a hero linked to the military... kind of.

[Jacob shrugs.]

No one's really clear on how the chain of command really works for us. Anyway, I'm glad you're here to help. No matter what your tattoo says.
h2no: (fuckin kids)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-24 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[he grunts.]

Great. What've you got in mind?
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Volunteer)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-25 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets a pause from Jacob, as he surveys the wreckage around them. It's a bad scene: lots of people still in the water, debris floating everywhere, flashes popping off from ill-advised selfies, rubberneckers on boats passing by. More than that, it's a scene Jacob hasn't really handled before. Thankfully there are no sharks yet, aside from Sharpedo.]

Gotta admit, I've never done maritime rescue before. But right now I'm thinking we send Sharpedo down, to catch anyone who sinks below the water. Meanwhile you and me keep focusing on the people on the surface. How does that sound?

[Archie is clearly more nautically-inclined than Jacob, so he'll defer to any suggestions he might have. As long as they're not Kyogre-level Bad Ideas, that is.]
h2no: (one path)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-25 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. Good idea if we were in my world but-- the people here don't know Sharpedo. They'll think it's a shark and get scared, then probably drown. I can breathe underwater, I'll get the ones that go down.

[sharpedo swims back and forth, stopping eventually in front of archie.]

You think you can do that, Sharpedo? Do what this nice gentleman says?
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Default)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-26 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jacob looks at Sharpedo. Then at Archie. Then back to Sharpedo.]

Sure. Let's go with that. Me and Sharpedo can take care of things up here.

[He nods to Sharpedo, visibly uncertain of how to handle directing a giant torpedo-shark with water powers in a rescue operation.]
h2no: (200% less please)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-26 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[archie crouches, gesturing for jacob to do the same. he holds a hand out to sharpedo, who bomps it with its nose.]

Give it a pat. C'mon.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Problem)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Jacob follows suit, crouching and holding out his hand for a bomping. He still looks uncertain- something primal and ingrained within his mind keeps telling him that holding his hand out in the direction of a shark's mouth is a bad idea.

Nonetheless, he closes the distance to pat Sharpedo's odd, cool skin.]


Uh. Hi, there.
h2no: (Default)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-28 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[sharpedo bomps jacob's hand, pressing into it and making odd noises that sharks shouldn't really make. like purring. archie laughs.]

It trusts you already! Ya must be quite the strong willed man, Jake!
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Joke)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-29 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[The shark-purr is oddly cute, and helps quiet the primal caution in the back of Jacob's mind. He leans forward and pats Sharpedo some more, starting to smile.]

Looks like it. So it respects willpower, huh? Guess that's something I can thank boot camp for.

[You don't make it through Marine basic training without having plenty of determination to draw on. Especially with Jacob's biotic powers- learning to use them is a real pain in the ass for humans.]
h2no: (hey now... hey)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-05-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
That, and they know when you're a good person. [oh no he's not letting you brush that off onto training BRO.] All Pokémon can, really... they're more receptive to someone with a good vibe.

Kinda like the animals in this world too, I guess. Just a bit more.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Default)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-05-31 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? They can just... sense that? Are they psychic or something?

[Jacob has never heard of anything like that. Even from animals. His own dog shows the same lovable enthusiasm to every stranger he meets, regardless of the person's ultimate character.]
h2no: (aw jeez)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-01 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of them literally are! You ain't felt fear until ya come face to face with a Lunatone in the middle of the night, I tell ya what.

[floating rock... red eyes. no thanks.]

But they just know. I dunno how, they just do.
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Close-up)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-06-03 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take your word for it.

[Jacob has fought Praetorians back home. Whatever a Lunatone is, he'll be surprised if it's worse than that.]

All right. Let's try this out. Sharpedo, go! Use, uh- Waterfall!

[And he points at the nearest floundering partygoer, in rough imitation of what he just saw Archie doing.]
h2no: (a cult leader and his shark)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-04 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[sharpedo looks at jackob, back to archie. then to jacob.

it doesn't use waterfall, but it does swim over to the partygoer and goes under to get them over its snout, bringing them back and looking at jacob like its a dog that's just brought back a ball.

well, maybe it won't use the moves, but at least it'll go where he points?

archie just laughs.]
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Sideglance)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-06-05 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh. Good work, Sharpedo.

[Jacob bends down to haul the rescuee out of the water, then looks over to Archie.]

Did I do something wrong?
h2no: (NOW I'M UP HERE)

[personal profile] h2no 2017-06-05 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it knows this is your first time.

[he crouches down to help bundle the rescuee onto solid ground.]

It'll still go where ya point, just might not use the moves.

[he shrugs then slides into the surf, resurfacing after a moment.]

Ready?
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Salute)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-06-09 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jacob gives Archie a thumbs-up, looking for confident now about his new (temporary) career as a Pokemon trainer.]

Ready. Let's get this done.