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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-05-18 12:47 pm

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

WHO: ImPorts!
WHERE: All four cities.
WHEN: May 18-25
WHAT: Mayhem strikes as people get trapped in elevators, have to help out drowning, spoiled party people, rescue escaped zoo animals and have a ball with some unwanted song and dance. Have fun, everyone!
WARNINGS: None anticipated; let us know if this should be updated!



MAY 18 - 25
STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR
THE LOVE BUNNY
DE CHIMA


Wherever you happen to be in De Chima, as long as there's an elevator around, it's fair game. Are you visiting a friend in an apartment complex? Visiting a set of offices? Getting your teeth checked out? Or maybe there's a really rad, hidden comic book store you heard about on the top floor of the highest building in town! Whatever the reason, in the lobby, you'll see someone who looks like she's cosplaying, and having an absolute blast doing so. It's not entirely clear what she's cosplaying as, but nobody would dress like that on an everyday basis, right...?

If you write her off without thinking much about it, that wouldn't be much of a surprise; she's as innocuous as they get. She's a young, blonde woman - probably a teenager, though it's hard to tell - with her hair pulled into high pigtails, bangs pulled back with a headband with two bright pink bunny ears perched atop her head. The rest of her outfit is just as outrageously pink, a tight corset over a white t-shirt, a pleated pink skirt, go-go boots and thick black leggings with a bright pink wand (complete with a plastic bunny head attached to the tip) clutched tightly in one hand. Honestly, she looks to be a bit of a wreck, but that's only to be expected from someone young flexing their costume making skills for the first time.

It's only after you glide past her and onto the elevator that you realize that something's wrong. Halfway through your ascent or descent, the entire thing shudders, the lights flicker, and the gears slowly grind to a halt. The speaker in the elevator comes to life, somehow, and a bright, cheery giggle fills the elevator.

"Stop in the name of love! You've been caught byyyyyyyy... The Love Bunny! Cute, right? Just like me! I wish you could see how cute I am, but that would defeat the point, so you'll just have to take my word for it. The world's become such a dreary place, hasn't it? We spend so much time staring down at our phones that we never take the chance to look at each other, and find our one true loves!" She sighs, a dreamy, faraway sound. "Oh, but don't worry - I don't expect you to have to kiss. All sorts of love is beautiful, even if romance is the pinnacle of all love. I'm not letting you out, so you might as well try to get along! Toodles!"

If your characters don't manage to get out by the one hour mark, the speakers will come to life once again, this time with a distinct pout in the Love Bunny's voice. "Oh, poo, you're no fun. But I'm a hero, not a villain, so it's not like I'd trap you in there forever. Go on, and live your sad little loveless lives - just know that I'm rooting for you! Bye-byeeeee!" And with that, the building's electricity will come back to life, and your characters will be freed once more.


MAY 18 - 25
MUSICAL MAYHEM
The Copacabana Conductor
Maurtia Falls


Feel that fascinating rhythm moving to your feet? Feel your ass gyrating to that titillating beat? The answer is yes, yes you do. Whether you wanted to or not. The normally dangerous streets of Maurtia Falls have taken on an even more treacherous edge (for your dignity, at least). It started with a sudden, sharp up-tick in what appeared to be street performers. Then a couple acapella flash mobs. Some questioned whether acapella flash mob is even a thing, but who knows? Maybe some particularly deranged imPort brought the craze with them. The strange man skipping around in spandex with hand-drawn musical notes all over it seems suspect, especially since he's always clutching that tacky little recorder close to his chest, but it’s hard to tell these days. The middle of the month always has so many odd new imPorts arriving.

Towards the middle of the day, the news has changed from reporting these sightings as some strange performance art in the city to declaring them a clear act of super-powered malice, accompanied only by - you guessed it - the shrill piping of a recorder, inducting all around them into spontaneous song-and-dance. ImPorts with particularly good hearing may hear a shrill voice cheering, "there's no day but today for this!" or "enough of the classics; it's time to get thoroughly modern!" or, particularly irritatingly, "All I ask of you is to stand up!"

The fact the news anchors sing this report just underscores the present menace (you know what we mean). The majority of people seem to be performing their day to day while acting out numbers based on famous musicals, but any tune and dance sequence people can manage (or not, as the many petty thieves singing to Oliver! horribly screech as you pass by) is fair game, from country to pop to Klingon Opera.

Particularly news obsessed imPorts may notice that all this musical fanfare was first reported happening near the Maurtia Falls City Stage Theater. Investigators better be ready to put on their best Javert, however, as there’s no avoiding facing (and joining in) the music as you get closer to the heart of the problem.

MAY 18
ZOO(TLOOSE)
Doctor Dolots
Nonah


Police sirens aren’t that uncommon a sound, unfortunately. However, the occasional lion’s roar and outraged peacock squawk piercing through the familiar noise is a new one. Hover cars have surrounded the Nonah zoo, as much keeping the gawking public out as they are trying (and often failing) at keeping the loose animals in. Only imPorts are allowed to pass the tape line to approach the unusual threat. Known unregistered and even vigilante or villain imPorts are given the side-eye, but not questioned (what, are they going to give the tigers nightmares?), but registered imPorts are giving a bit of a heads up by the local civil servants. They aren’t sure if it’s a victim or the cause, but a lieutenant heard loud sobbing from inside the cave of the black bear enclosure before he was forced out by a crowd of vengeful lemurs. Anyone that doesn't want to have to directly deal with Nonah’s finest and head into the zoo itself still has plenty to do, however. Only a fraction of the animals have successfully been kept inside.

Behind the tape and in neighboring areas of the city everything is, well, a zoo. Animals are running everywhere. Elephants are competing with orangutans for fresh boiled peanuts, while otters have taken over public restrooms and are having the time of their lives playing with the automatic toilets. There has also been a disturbing team up of lions, tigers, and polar bears, while cheetahs race past them towards the most appealing prey of zebra, moose, and people.

It will be better for imPort public image to capture rather than harm the animals, but at the end of the day the choice is yours.

MAY 25
WATER WORLD
Marina
Heropa


Sun and fun often bring shouts of delight, but the cries ringing out over the waves are from panic. The equipment keeping the Oceania party platform and artificial reef has malfunctioned due to the excessive weight — social scenester Evan Caulfield's party has way too many guests to celebrate his 25th birthday, it seems! A few nearby pleasure craft approach the site of the sinking soiree, but they just don't have the capacity to bring everyone aboad.

Word quickly reaches the shore, filtered through social media from all the selfies attendees are taking — #sinking #help #thewetlook — and emergency services urge any heroes in the area to come and help.

The scene is chaotic, but just off the shore, a tall, muscular Hispanic woman in her early 40s climbs to the top of a yacht and shouts to get everyone's attention. Decked out in a bright wetsuit that could be a superhero's costume or a fashionable diving outfit, she pumps a fist into the air. "Come on, everyone! We've got to come together and save these people!"

With that, she dives into the water and starts swimming freakishly fast toward the disaster site. She never seems to come up for air, but when she does surface to aid the bewildered partiers, she does a great job making sure they don't go under.

Well, hero? What are you waiting for?

lasersounds: (In a belladonic haze)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Pushy, pushy. You don't have to be so hot all the time, you know.

[Aaaand there was no walking back on that one. He's just...going to pretend he didn't misspeak on that. Didn't misspeak at all. And when he was out of here he was giving that bunny girl a very big piece of his goddamn mind--if he didn't completely lose it first.]

Come on, up you go. [The sooner they were out of this mess, the better, so for once he's just going to go along with the plan. He moves under the access panel, bending slightly and lacing his hands together to provide a decent lift.]
legionnaires: (vld 118)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - what?

[ Keith.exe has stopped working. He stares at Lance, wide eyed and slack jawed unable to speak. It takes a moment for him to shake himself out of his stupor, face flushed as he sets his hands on Lance's shoulders and carefully places his foot into his hands. He bends his knee slightly trying to make sure he doesn't put either of them off balance before he pushes himself up, trusting Lance to hold him steady.

He trusted Lance to hold him steady. ]


O-okay. Just hold tight. I shouldn't be long. [ He curses himself at stuttering. This was just him mishearing what he said - that's all. ]
lasersounds: (I was told a million times)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[That was not a stutter he just heard. Nope. Not at all.

He had not said anything out of place, and that would be the sword he chose to die on thank you. He was taking that moment to his grave.

And so, with that in mind, he was just going to slide right on past that momentary awkwardness and focus on his job right now. Mainly making sure he held them both in balance so they didn't go crashing painfully to the floor.
]

So, what's the deal? Can you get it open or what? [And he is quiet for all of 2.5 seconds before he bursts in with another question.]

You know, you never did mention what was up when you first got here. You remember the whole different timelines, something definitely being up and the "it's a private conversation" bit. What's up with that?
legionnaires: (vld 10)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I might need to pry it open. [ It's a good thing he carries his knife with him everywhere. ] It says it's unlocked but... damn thing probably hasn't been used in a while.

[He groans a bit. Of all the times to bring this up it's now? At least it got his mind off of the fact Lance called him hot. He pulls his knife from it's sheath, carefully using the point to dig into the crevice. ]

Seriously? I don't think now is a good time to be asking that question
lasersounds: (Of all the troubles in my way)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Most panels like that never get used...but you'd think maintence or something, you know?

[Good old normal conversation. This was going well. Or well it was. Seriously, what was so difficult about that question that it kept getting avoided?

And why couldn't he take a hint and know when to quit?
]

Dude, it's been a month. If not now, when? If you haven't noticed we aren't exactly in a public space...perfect time for this conversation.
legionnaires: (vld 118)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think so, but who knows how often the elevators needs to be maintained here.

[ He glances down at Lance, scowling a bit. ] Yeah well I don't see why now is a good time! We're trying to escape out of an elevator.

[ If he wanted to bring it up, couldn't he have done so BEFORE he was balancing on his hands? Like Lance, timing ]

It's complicated. [ He admits at least, after holding his breath. ]
lasersounds: (You'll survive)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Becuase knowing you, the moment we're out of here you won't say jack about it. So now, or probably never.

[Definitely probably never. Allura hadn't said anything else either--was it something they felt he couldn't be trusted with or something? Was that it?]

Complicated how? [He frowns, glancing up at the other paladin.] Allura wouldn't say anything, either. So what exactly am I not being told?

[It really kind of sucked to feel like an outsider when they were all supposed to be a team.]
legionnaires: (vld 10)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Keith isn't known for picking up on subtle things, yet something about this conversation already seemed sour. He sighs, trying to focus for a moment on what he was trying to do before it starts eating at him further. He sheaths his knife - partially because he was pretty sure Lance was going to drop him. And then--]

...I'm Galra. [ He told you it was complicated. ]
lasersounds: (I'd still be where I started)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[That was not even close to the response Lance was expecting to get. Nope, not all, couldn't have imagined it. So one might forgive him for reeling a little with a bit of a stumble thrown in.

To his credit he did not drop Keith. Barely. Keith might want to step down of his own accord though because this was precarious at best.
]

You're...what now?
legionnaires: (vld 10)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ He does his best to stay balanced while Lance stumbles - though count him impressed he doesn't fall on his ass. He ends up bending down, hands on Lance's shoulders again as he hops off his hands so neither of them go toppling.

He immediately puts distance between them the only way he knows how and that's to step back and cross his arms. ]


Galra. I'm... at least part Galra.
Edited 2017-05-20 01:59 (UTC)
lasersounds: (How I had to keep on trying)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The immediate adaptation of a defensive posture kind of sets of alarm bells. He's guessing the response back home wasn't that great.]

Wow...uh--guess that makes this fight a bit more...personal, huh?

I mean--ah quiznak. [Seriously, what the hell was he supposed to say here? Keith didn't look anymore Galra than he did, and as far as he knew the other paladin wasn't going to be one to turn sides.]

legionnaires: (vld 118)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I guess? I... I mean I don't know. [ He folds in on himself, trying to close himself off. He didn't want to go into everyone's personal reactions to the news. ]

It just means that the Galra might not be...all that we thought. [ The only thing he knew was that his mother had to be Galra of some sort. Unless he was adopted.

Oh god what if he was adopted? ]


There's good Galra out there. They actually were working to help us take out Zarkon when I ended up here.
Edited 2017-05-20 02:09 (UTC)
lasersounds: (Bread and butter for a smile)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
The...Blades right? I mean, one of them helped Shiro--and I know we came out of that mess with them as allies at least.

[He shifts awkwardly, still not sure if he was saying the right thing here. Especially with Keith still on edge the way he was.]

Well, and I guess there's you too. You're not all bad. [He gives an easy going smile, trying to lighten the mood.] We make a pretty good team, too.
legionnaires: (vld 67)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The Blades are -- they're helping us. Kolivan, their leader, mentioned waiting to hear back from someone who has infiltrated Zarkon's ranks. The last I heard we were working to build a giant teladov to use to our advantage.

[ He blinks, looking up quickly. Did he just-- ] Yeah...we do.

[ He can't help but smile at that. ]
lasersounds: (Little better ev'ry day)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
So we have contact with spies in Zarkon's rank. Aaand we're building a giant teladov...Well, that's going to be interesting when we get back.

[He grins and gestures up to the access panel.]

So, since we're a good team...what do you say to busting out of here?
legionnaires: (vld 139)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. I've got a feeling it's either going to go really badly, or just as planned. Hoping for just as planned.

[ He chuckles a bit. ]

Yeah. Come on, get over here. Let's get the hell out of here.
lasersounds: (Little better ev'ry day)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
We have to think positive, right? And there's really no use worrying right now...can't do much about it here.

[He moves back to give him a lift again.]

Let's get going. I'm up for a change of scenery.
legionnaires: (vld 141)

[personal profile] legionnaires 2017-05-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me to bake you cookies.

[ He moves quick, steady once more on his hands as he starts to fuss with latch again. ]

Hey! I think I got it this time. [ He shoves a little hard, the hatch creaking as he shoves it open. ] Okay so lift a little higher.
lasersounds: (To feed my body and my soul)

[personal profile] lasersounds 2017-05-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right! You bake now...Watch it man, Hunk might see that as a challenge.

[Okay so there a little bit of hooting and/or hollering in victory when that hatch comes free.] Nice going, Keith...

Let me know when you're able to reach, all right? [And up you go space ranger partner.]