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[beautiful_monster]

WHO: Yurio and others
WHERE: Heropa, possibly other cities
WHEN: Throughout February
WHAT: Catch-all for misc threads
WARNINGS: None forseen

[[Let me know at jiora if you'd like a starter!]]

Comments

[nextlevel]

What counts as cool ...

[beautiful_monster]

Something with a lot of good action and suspense.

[nextlevel]

Mine were more ... uh ... romantic than that.

[beautiful_monster]

Lame. What does anyone see in boring junk like that?

[nextlevel]

I just like it, all right. It feel good watching characters get together.

[beautiful_monster]

But there's never enough happening... It's just long talks about feelings and sappy dates and crap.

[nextlevel]

There can be adventure too!

[beautiful_monster]

So someone can get kidnapped and the hero can be depressed and angry about it for almost the whole book?

[nextlevel]

... Maybe?

[beautiful_monster]

LAME.

[nextlevel]

Look, I like what I like. Just like you like tiger print everything.

[beautiful_monster]

[He mutters something under his breath about tiger print being cool and follows up with a soft huff.]

Yeah, I know...

[nextlevel]

If you really want an introduction for something good, I could probably show you something.

[ Action. No romance. For multiple reasons. He's really not much into this sort of thing any more, but he can find equivalents here, probably. ]

[beautiful_monster]

...Okay. I'd like that.

[nextlevel]

Good.

Anyway, I think this stew is about done.

[beautiful_monster]

Oh, good! the pirozhkis should be cool enough to eat by the time it's done.

[nextlevel]

Want to go call Viktor then?

[beautiful_monster]

Oh, sure.

[And then, like a proper teenager, he turns to call across the house to Viktor.]

Viktor! It's going to be ready soon!

[nextlevel]

Don't just yell for him...!

[ He goes towards the stairs. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[He rolls his eyes and starts up the stairs, calling up again at a more reasonable volume this time.]

Oyyy, Viktor.

[fourlevels]

Coming, Брат~

[ ... Did Viktor just call Yuri a brat?? A moment later, Viktor comes back down the stairs wearing an easy smile. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[Sure sounded like he did! But for some reason Yuri looks more flustered than upset about it. He's not even complaining! Just turning away with a quiet little grumble and going to get dishes to set the table.]

[nextlevel]

What did he say?

[ Yuuri meanwhile brings the food over. ]

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor comes into the room, noticing him carrying things out and moves to help do the same. ]

Hmm? What did who say?

[beautiful_monster]

[Time to avoid eye contact with anyone!]

He just called me a brat. [Technically. It sounds the same, at least. ]