Cosima Niehaus (
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maskormenacelogs2016-07-15 09:33 pm
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closed; Headed for the open door.
WHO: Cosima, Sarah, Ruby, and Chloe
WHERE: A beginner's hiking trail in De Chima
WHEN: July 15th
WHAT: Hiking misadventures!
WARNINGS: none, but will update if necessary!
[It's a beautiful early morning in De Chima. Well, Cosima's definition of early which is 10:30 am. A group of hikers are gathering at the start of the easiest hiking trail that the city has to offer. On such a nice summer day it's not unusual to see hikers out and about, but these specific people make for an unlikely hiking group.
Cosima's the last to arrive (of course), wearing an outfit (lounge pants and a cropped bralette with a long, drapey sweater over it) that would look much more appropriate at a yoga studio than a hiking trail. At least she's wearing hiking boots. And a grin to show that her enthusiasm will not be trampled by her lack of any real hiking experience. Ruby promised her a fun hike, and Cosima expects her to deliver. She rushes towards her waiting friends, balancing a tray of take-out coffees in one hand and waving with the other.]
Hey, hey. You guys ready for this?
WHERE: A beginner's hiking trail in De Chima
WHEN: July 15th
WHAT: Hiking misadventures!
WARNINGS: none, but will update if necessary!
[It's a beautiful early morning in De Chima. Well, Cosima's definition of early which is 10:30 am. A group of hikers are gathering at the start of the easiest hiking trail that the city has to offer. On such a nice summer day it's not unusual to see hikers out and about, but these specific people make for an unlikely hiking group.
Cosima's the last to arrive (of course), wearing an outfit (lounge pants and a cropped bralette with a long, drapey sweater over it) that would look much more appropriate at a yoga studio than a hiking trail. At least she's wearing hiking boots. And a grin to show that her enthusiasm will not be trampled by her lack of any real hiking experience. Ruby promised her a fun hike, and Cosima expects her to deliver. She rushes towards her waiting friends, balancing a tray of take-out coffees in one hand and waving with the other.]
Hey, hey. You guys ready for this?

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Took you long enough.
[ She swipes a coffee as Cosima approaches. Now she's wearing boots, black jeans, a leather jacket, and holding a hot beverage. Excellent. ]
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Man, you must be burning up...
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I'm great, thanks.
[ No, she's not. Save her. ]
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Bull shit. If that jacket makes it through the hike, I'll buy you ice cream.
[Please don't encourage her, Cosima.]
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[ Well, now that Cosima has brought up the jacket and how ridiculous it is, and dared her to wear it for the entire hike, Sarah is basically willing to die of heat stroke before she takes it off. Good job, Cosima. ]
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Okay, but if you start feeling faint, you need to take off the jacket. That's a condition of the bet.
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Try not to sound so excited, huh?
[She said, clearly teasing. She had jointed-herself away before they'd left so she wasn't in quite the same grumpy mood as her roommate.]
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[ Cosima doesn't count. Clearly, considering she's dressed for a yoga class or some shit. And she brought coffee. Which Sarah is drinking, despite the heat. ]
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Look at it this way. Nobody can tell you what shit you can get into when you're out in the middle of no where.
[She grins and shrugs. That had been her reasons for hanging out at a junk yard, after all.]
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[ After all, she's an Adult. ]
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Still, it's not so bad. Back home I hung out at a junkyard a lot, up in the boonies.
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[How did this happen? How did she end up responsible for the survival of these people in the wilderness? Alone. Where is Mulan when Red really needs her?
Oh, well. If this is the way it is, might as well make the best of things. She pulls her phone out and holds it up.]
Okay, before we do anything, I need "before" pictures.
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Ohhh, pictures. Hold this.
[She grins, draping one arm over Sarah's shoulders and pulling Chloe against her other side. She might be the only one excited about this picture, but she's enthusiastic enough for all three of them.]
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Perfect. [She starts flicking through them to make sure they came out okay.] So who do I send these to as proof or blackmail material or whatever?
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Sarissa. Or Alison. Oh, wait, wait, definitely send a copy to George.
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You're aware I don't know any of those people, right? Help me out here.
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[Cosima doesn't even give Ruby a chance to surrender her phone before she's grabbing it. She's quickly adding numbers to it, complete with "helpful" descriptions ( "George, aka Sarah's nerdy, dr. bf" "Sarissa: the Australian one" "Alison: the soccer mom one" "Clara: charming time traveler"). She needs to complete Ruby's entrance into her social circle.]
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You think Cosima'd buy it if I pretended to fall and break my leg or some shit?
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Well, I don't think that's the kind of doctor she's aiming for, but there might still be some questions, yeah.
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[ So much for that great plan. ]
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Something for them to slap on milk cartoons when we die out there in the woods?
[Was she serious? Prooooobably not.]
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[She laughs and shakes her head.]
I don't think we've been officially introduced. I'm Ruby.
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She's my emergency contact.
[Sorry Sarah.]
Oh hey. I'm Chloe.
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Well, it's nice to meet you, Chloe.
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