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[wifeonmars]

WHO: M'gann M'orzz and Bucky Barnes
WHERE: Slice to Be Here
WHEN: that week of match-made dates in April
WHAT: date date date
WARNINGS: probably some very bad pick up lines



[This was silly. M'gann hadn't even signed up for matchmaking, but it felt rude not to go when there were the coupons and what if her date showed up and no one was there... So M'gann was going. She'd been torn between going naturally or putting on her Megan Morse skin, standing in front of the mirror and watching her skin slip from green to peach to green. There was no reason to be this nervous; it wasn't like Conner was ever going to know or that he should even care.

And Bucky had seemed nice! Really nice. So M'gann was going to try her best to have a nice evening. She's never been to Nonah, so she arrives a little early, and finds a table a good distance away from the animatronic singing band. She gets a little distracted watching them, and Bucky might find her with a vaguely horrified look on her face.]

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[sidecars]

[ Ah crap, she got there before him. Gee so much for a second impression! So if that's a sheepish smile on his face, well, it's warranted. At least he had the sense to bring some flowers. Dick had agreed with him that you can never go wrong with flowers, even if the woman you are courting is a Martian. Everyone loves flowers! ]

Gosh, I feel like a heel letting you get here first. Sorry about that. [ Taking a seat in front of her, she hands over a small bouquet. Nothing too fancy, more of a collection of colorful summer flowers. ] These're for you, though I guess after lookin' at you now they don't really do you justice.

[ Yup, let's get right into it here. You are going to deal with this suave mother fucker all evening. ]

So... [ He takes a careful look around. ] This is all very... terrifying.

[wifeonmars]

Oh, don't worry about it! I don't really know the city, so I wanted to leave lots of time in case I got lost.

[She takes the flowers with a smile; it's easy to enjoy Bucky's company, especially since his lines are nowhere as bad as Wally's.]

I dunno, these are pretty beautiful. Thank you for thinking of me.

...Also, I'm pretty sure I could take those robots in a fight if it came to that.

[sidecars]

And I would pay to see that. You'd have to protect me, though. If they start getting frisky, me against cold steel and fake fur would be rather one-sided.

[ Robots hurt, that's the moral of this story. ]

[wifeonmars]

This wouldn't be the first time I've fought some killer robots, so you can count on me.

[She jokingly makes a fist and flexes her bicep.]

In the meantime... we should try the pizza, right? It has to be good if people keep coming here despite the weird robots.

[sidecars]

Ooo [ Yes mama work that muscle. ] I believe it!

I'm an old fashion kind of guy when it comes to pizza. Little bit a sausage is all I need. What do you want? We can split toppings if you'd like.

[wifeonmars]

I... don't know if I actually have any pizza preferences. I'm more of a dessert kind of person.

[She looks thoughtful for a moment before nodding decisively.]

Mushrooms. And pepperoni. That goes with sausage, right?

[sidecars]

Oh. We should definitely find an ice cream parlor after this then.

[ Because who can say no to ice cream and pleasing a beautiful girl? ]

Oookay, so a big pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, and sausage... Now how in the heck do we order?

[ Bucky's head swivels back and forth looking for a counter or some sort of waiter. But unfortunately for them both the waiter finds them first. In a costume. ]

Wah hiya, folks! You lovebirds ready to order?

[ Holy lord. He isn't sure about M'gann, but his face looks horrified. ]

Uh. Yeah, okay, uhmm can we have a pizza with mushroom, pepperoni, and sausage. Oh, and a Coke. [ Then he looks over at M'gann. ] You want something to drink?