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Hiro Hamada (浜田飛呂) ([personal profile] microbrobotics) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-10-03 03:20 pm

Open Misfire Log!

WHO: Hiro + anyone with a comm!
WHERE: Your comm, courtesy of data-jumping and the server misfire event
WHEN: October 3rd
WHAT: Hiro tries to jump back into his own comm and misses. Badly. Repeatedly. Shenanigans ensue.
WARNINGS: Probably none!

[ The good thing about being able to data-jump is that it makes the commute into De Chima ridiculously easy. Set up two beacons - one in his comm, the other at his work terminal - and just follow that path back and forth. He doesn't even have to think and he's there.

Unfortunately, those beacons are just as dependent on the server update as the rest of the network ... and when the misfires start happening, Hiro's beacons get mixed up too. What should be a big bright arrow pointing to his comm is just complete garbage ... meaning he's going to end up in a whole lot of comms that he shouldn't be before he finally makes his way home.

For those getting the misfire, there's a only a quick ping, like receiving a message, before a very confused teenager's face appears on the viewscreen. He does, at least, keep from going through any data, but that means he has to look out at the surroundings to try and figure out where he is. Which means staring up at whoever's comm he's in now. ]


Seriously? Not again.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at Mabel's place, so Heropa.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is she the one who yelled at us for getting arrested?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool! ...Wait, how many times did you get arrested?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
You just make it sound like something that happens a lot.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's only been twice for me and Mabel?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
We got caught counterfeiting.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Jails in Oregon are not as nice as the ones in Florida, by the way.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oregon's pretty cold. Even in the summer.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mabel was pretty happy about it. Even more time to wear sweaters.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! She's a really good knitter.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mabel would totally teach you if you asked her. Then you could make some kind of knitting robot.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-05 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the beginning of a supervillain scheme.

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