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Hiro Hamada (浜田飛呂) ([personal profile] microbrobotics) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2015-10-03 03:20 pm

Open Misfire Log!

WHO: Hiro + anyone with a comm!
WHERE: Your comm, courtesy of data-jumping and the server misfire event
WHEN: October 3rd
WHAT: Hiro tries to jump back into his own comm and misses. Badly. Repeatedly. Shenanigans ensue.
WARNINGS: Probably none!

[ The good thing about being able to data-jump is that it makes the commute into De Chima ridiculously easy. Set up two beacons - one in his comm, the other at his work terminal - and just follow that path back and forth. He doesn't even have to think and he's there.

Unfortunately, those beacons are just as dependent on the server update as the rest of the network ... and when the misfires start happening, Hiro's beacons get mixed up too. What should be a big bright arrow pointing to his comm is just complete garbage ... meaning he's going to end up in a whole lot of comms that he shouldn't be before he finally makes his way home.

For those getting the misfire, there's a only a quick ping, like receiving a message, before a very confused teenager's face appears on the viewscreen. He does, at least, keep from going through any data, but that means he has to look out at the surroundings to try and figure out where he is. Which means staring up at whoever's comm he's in now. ]


Seriously? Not again.
ursawhiner: I fuck the shit out of houses. (I destroyed the shit out of that house!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-08 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
That's totally it! There's so much cool information and I still have no idea who the author is.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-08 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing! It's like the guy just disappeared all of a sudden.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-09 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are you going to come out of the comm or...?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, sure. Hang on.

[The camera wobbles and blurs for a moment before focusing on a page that seems to be describing a giant tooth, with notes about a Island Head Beast.]
ursawhiner: as they cross the River Styx. (So they can have something to suck on)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's a giant island shaped like a head that chased us on the lake and nearly ate us!
ursawhiner: I put some candy over the eyes of my victims. (You know me by my sinister calling card)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-09 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
We have video footage! It's all back at the Shack, though.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
There's still loads of other stuff in the journal we can look at. Even some technology stuff!
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
...This isn't on the network, right?
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, well... take a look. There was this secret bunker with a shapeshifter living inside it.
ursawhiner: I fuck the shit out of houses. (I destroyed the shit out of that house!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He flips to another page.]

It looks like the author even built a cryogenic chamber!
ursawhiner: Beaches: The Book of the Movie (with Bette Middler) (A book adaptation of the film Beaches)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it was uh... [He flips another page.] this thing. Except it didn't look like that when we froze it.
ursawhiner: Nothing coming or going! (Wouldn't it be easier to plug it up?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... it looked like me.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-10 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely Artax. It died screaming.

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