[OPEN] We're young hearts, look at us go

[animated]

WHO: The residents of Nonah’s Ark (aka, Nonah 005) and YOU!
WHERE: Mostly around Nonah 005, but can be used for interaction with the Nonah’s Ark crew just about anywhere if you really wanted!
WHEN: The month of August.
WHAT: A general interaction log for the month of August, including the aftermath of the August Swear-in.
WARNINGS: Obligatory Iron Bull warning here. Also a warning for Kaneda’s dumb teenager hormones and Tetsuo's general crazy.

Starters will be appearing in the comments. If you want something specific from any one person (Charlie, Ken, Iron Bull, Kaneda, or Tetsuo), feel free to drop them a line and ask! Otherwise, feel free to add your own starters for the whole household or individual residents as you like.

Comments

man for some reason my notifs for this thread are borked as hell

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Subtlety, thy name is not “Pines”. Level with me you two, what’s up?

Bear in mind you are talking to an honest-to-god wizard. I’ve actually seen a wendigo, and I’ve got a buddy who can see ghosts.

[ursawhiner]

I like mysteries! I'm the mystery guy! Nothing weird about that!

[glitterateur]

[Excuse you Charlie they are the masters of subtly.]

I don't think you can be the mystery guy, Dipper, Stan's probably got all those titles officially.

--we just run into weird stuff sometimes at home! I've never heard of a wendigo, though, what's that?

[animated]

Kind of a humanoid-looking flesh-eating monster thing. It was pretty much as gross as it sounds.

[ursawhiner]

--Did you have to fight it?

[glitterateur]

Did it try to eat you!?

[animated]

Not all by myself, and yes, it did.

[ursawhiner]

Maybe they have books on wendigos here!

[glitterateur]

Even if you did it in a team that's still cool! You're a wizard and a monster puncher!

Also Dipper you have to promise not to spend the whole time in that section, okay? I'm gonna time you!

[animated]

If I knew you guys were into that kind of stuff, I could have been telling you these stories all along. I have a good friend who's a wizard and cop, so he's got to deal with all the weird stuff. He drags me along a lot.

But you're right. Everyone else needs a chance to browse the sections they want. [ And Charlie is not leaving the small children alone in the massive bookstore ]

[ursawhiner]

I'll only grab.. three books! Five! To be decided?

[glitterateur]

Tell me stories while Dipper does his dork thing!

[animated]

Three, Dipper. I don't mind buying you one or two, but you'll have to get anything else with your own money.

What kind of stories do you want to hear?

[ursawhiner]

Dude, you're actually getting us books? You don't need to do that. We have jobs.

[Kind of.]

[glitterateur]

Yeah! We should buy you books 'cause you brought us here and you're going to tell us stories that have happy endings where no animals get hurt.

[animated]

Okay, okay, hold on. Just what kind of jobs do you two have?

[ursawhiner]

Mabel works at a candy store and I'm a Youth Pastel Sweater Model.

[glitterateur]

And he's really good at it too! Even though pastels kind of wash him out a little bit.

[animated]

Well it... could be worse? [ ahaha poor Dipper. He finds the mental image of Dipper sitting around in pastel sweaters, looking not unlike Grumpy Cat, to be really quite funny ]

[ursawhiner]

It'd be okay if Mabel let me wear my vest over the sweaters.

[glitterateur]

[She gives him the most threatening look, stopping right in the middle of an aisle to shake her head slowly.]

Don't you dare.

[animated]

I mean, you couldn't really see the sweater if your vest was covering it, right? Kind of defeats the purpose.

[ursawhiner]

The vest is like an accessory! It just adds to the image!

[glitterateur]

Ughhhh. [She throws her hands up in the air, the universal gesture of giving up and going to go find some dork books to distract him with.]

Look, here's the weirdo educational section.

[animated]

I see this is a discussion the two of you have had before.

[ Still he follows along after Mabel ] Hm. I guess I could tell you about the time we found a selkie at the local zoo.