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[inmyothertights]

WHO: whoever and everyone!!
WHERE: Heropa, a park!
WHEN: 4th of July!
WHAT: a party for the birth of America and also Steve Rogers!
WARNINGS: shenanigans, naturally!

[Please make you own top levels and tag amongst yourselves!]

Comments

[sidecars]

[ Oh great, an honest to God judge. Bucky's expression obviously sours at the intel. He's already been in a few scrapes with the law as it is. ]

No. Apple pie's more Steve territory.

[ What with that wholesome all-American attitude. ]

So were you a judge before your spill into this place?

[ Yeah, he's not letting go of this. He's got to know Steve's roommates aren't suspicious or seedy. ]

[mcgill]

Steve doesn't have a monopoly on all things patriotic, y'know.

[Jimmy can already see where this is going: He's going to say he was a public defender, and Bucky's panties are going to twist themselves even further up his butt.

He's ready.]

Before I showed up here, I worked as a public defender for the city of Albuquerque.

[sidecars]

Actually, I think he does. I think it was in his contract... All patriotic ideas, objects, etc. will henceforth be monopolized by one Captain America. Yep.

[ You bet they are! His ass is literally about to eat the remains of his Captain America panties right now. The disgusted noise that comes out his mouth is delightful. ]

A defense attorney. In--Wait... In New Mexico. [ Thankfully he only drove straight through that place on his way to the midwest. ] God. So do you just let criminals off now that you're a judge?

[mcgill]

Think I can get a copy of that contract?

[Being that he's a lawyer, and all.

Jimmy flashes his best, most winning lawyer smile. It's gross.]

I like to see myself as pretty fair, actually. You know, the opposite of what you're being right now.

OH FUCKING SNAP

[sidecars]

It's classified and shit. Real hush-hush stuff.

[ Don't try and ask for evidence when he's bullshitting, pal! That's just rude!! ]

I'm fair! [ Wow, that came out much too defensive and way too high and octave. Bring it down, Barnes. ] I just prefer being realistic. Works out a lot better than tryin' to be fair all the time.

[ So he expects the same of you and everyone else in his vicinity. ]