find some kind of glow

[corviform]

WHO: GIL and VARIOUS
WHERE: Various locations.
WHEN: 3/17 ― 3/31
WHAT: A catch-all log for the remainder of the month! If you would like to do something, feel free to PM me either on this account or at kitties so we can work something out.
WARNINGS: tba.

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( starters will be in the comments below! )

Comments

[deadtective]

'Why did I think any of these questions were important enough to ask in the first place?' seems like a good start.

[it's too late, Gil. you've already been cemented as a total weirdo in her mind and there's no getting out of that.]

[corviform]

I think anyone would have asked them...

[ They're arguing in circles and it's giving him a headache. He reaches for his temple, pressing his index and middle finger to the skin. ]

... fine. It seems I've bothered you enough. I'll just go.

[deadtective]

You're not going to follow me home and see what I have for dinner, are you?

[something she never had to ask until coming here. what a world.]

[corviform]

[ The question startles him and he ends up choking on the air. Spluttering, he waves a hand back and forth. ]

W-W-Wha ― n-no!

Why wo ― would I do t-that?!

[deadtective]

You seem awfully concerned about all this, I'm not putting anything past you!

[JABBING A FINGER SUSPICIOUSLY IN HIS DIRECTION]

[corviform]

I'm not a stalker! I'm going back to Maurtia Falls!

[ Presumably far from her, so she can relish that fact. ]

[deadtective]

You better be, because if I find you peeking through my curtains tonight it's going to go really badly for you!

[THAT'S ASSUMING HE'S ACTUALLY FROM MAURTIA FALLS AT ALL]

[corviform]

What kind of person do you take me for?!

[ OFFENDED. OFFENDED BEYOND WORDS! ]

I'm not going to do anything like that! Control your imagination!

[deadtective]

Stop fueling it, then! This is all pretty damn plausible so far!

[corviform]

I'm not doing anything!

[ He starts to edge away from Hazel, still frowning indignantly at her. ]

Have some shame!

[deadtective]

I'll be rolling in it when something actually shameful happens!

[SHE IS BLAMELESS IN THIS SITUATION. and also staring at him super hard as he goes, like she expects him to throw the salmon in her face and run screaming down the block at any moment.]

[corviform]

Nothing will! Now I'm going home!

[ He wheels around on his heel and breaks into a sprint to get as far from Hazel as he possibly can.

He'll be leering at you in spirit, Hazel. ]

[deadtective]

[she cups her hands around her mouth to give the parting shout more volume. leer all you want, weirdo, she's not going to forget any of this.]

You better stay there! I'm going to remember what you look like!