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WHO: Garfield Logan (

animalage); Jaime Reyes (

khajidont); Bart Allen (

moded); Robin (Dick Grayson) (

performance); Robin (Carrie Kelley) (

slingshots); M'gann M'orzz (

bioshift); Conner Kent (

projectkr); Artemis Crock (

real_archer); Wally West (

runningstart)
WHERE: Wet N' Wild, Orlando FL
WHEN: All day Saturday, 9/20
WHAT: TEEN DC MINGLE AT A WATERPARK
WARNINGS: PROBABLY SOME CURSING (Artemis), teenagers admiring attractive butts at a waterpark, high chance of teen drama.

Wally's never been host of a party before. He's not really nervous about it, considering he's friends with everyone attending, but it's an exciting and novel experience. He didn't have many friends outside of the team, and hardly any when he was younger so the parties he attended were usually family affairs. Nice, but a guy needed to party as himself sometimes. Not to mention that with everything going on, the team has been kind of going through hell lately. Everybody's annoyed with each other, nobody's happy, and Kaldur's continued absence is like a big hole where cohesive team cooperation should be.

BUT FUCK ALL THAT today is for having fun and looking attractive in bathing suits and trying to drown each other in the wave pool. No being upset today. Wally is going to personally harass everybody into avoiding their problems, at least for today.

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[SMACKS GAR'S HAND AWAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

A TRUE GINGER WOULD NEVER POKE ANOTHER GINGER'S SUNBURN]

Ow thank you for the observation! [sullen stare] Maybe I should get a blood transfusion from M'gann. Although you are kind of rocking that 'wet dog' smell right now, buddy.

[WOW WHAT ARE YOU THE GINGER POLICE? YOU DON’T KNOW HIS LIFE. YOU DON’T KNOW HIS STORY.]

Wet dog trumps lobster. [s h r u g.] Besides, the smell comes with the territory of being a super rad shapeshifter.

So why the fur though? I mean, do you look like that all the time, or is it on purpose? [Wally wow you can't just ask someone if they look like a monkey child all the time]

[aaaand now gar is going to try to look everywhere but at Wally and laugh super uncomfortably. Yeah, hat’s kind of a sensitive topic dude.]

Well, you know I’m already green so, uh, go big or go home right?

[Today has been too good of a day to pull out explanations like, “when I’m fully human I don’t feel right in my body” or “being human reminds me of everything I lost from my life before being a hero”]

Edited 2014-09-24 23:30 (UTC)

Yeah. Totally. [oookay so there's a story there. Hopefully not one that's like, future-breaking. Wally's had enough of that to last a lifetime.]

So if you change into like, a snake or something and dried off, and then back into this would all that hair still be wet? [SCIENCE]

[not future-breaking really, but still a story for another time. so gar is grateful for the change of topic.]

Nope. I'm quick-dry.

Dude. [wally kind of hates how hard it is to nail down how shapeshifter powers work] So like, you can turn into anything? Like dinosaurs? Or other people?

[sad sigh] No dinosaurs. I have to be able to study a thing to turn into it, and dinosaurs are a little too dead for that.

And no people either. My human form is the only one I have, I'm not really sure why though.

Huh. Wacky. [Wally shoves himself up, bracing to brave the sunlight again.] I want ice cream, you want some? My treat.

Yes! ...uh. Please. Yes please.

[whoops, got a little too excited about free ice cream. mama logan would not be happy about forgetting his manners for a second there.]

[lmao kiddo this guy hangs out with BART.] C'mon. There's a place over there that sells the bars that look like monkeys. Let's bring a bunch of them to Conner and watch him flip out.

Are you suggesting we get up to some... [WAIT FOR IT]

...monkey buisness?

You know what? Jut for that, you get the pleasure of giving them to him. Front row seat to seeing how that vein twitches in his forehead when he gets pissed off. [its kind of hilarious because superman almost never gets angry and conner looks SO MUCH like him and its just such a delightful novel experience

until conner throws something

or punches trees over

becomes less fun after that]

Sweet! But I get to hide behind you like a human sheild if things get intense.