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[goodtobebad]

WHO: Crowley and various (possibly you?????)
WHERE: Various
WHEN: Second half of the month, after the swear-in
WHAT: Various scenarios! PP me if you want something specific!
WARNINGS: The usual dumbassery, probably.

For Aziraphale; IKEA Adventures;

The thing with buying a house is, apparently, also having to buy furniture? Which, apparently, leads them to a very large home furnishing store, they even serve meatballs or something in a cafeteria. Why anyone would want to eat at a large furniture store is beyond Crowley, but that's not the only issue with this whole situation.

"You do remember we can miracle anything we need into existence, right?" he offers to the angel next to him.


Book shopping; Jeopardy; Open;

Crowley has perhaps been spotted in various esoteric bookshops throughout the porter cities, lately. Today he's in a shop in Jeopardy, browsing the shelves. Religion section.

"There have to be some decent books of prophecy in this dimension, right?" he's muttering to himself.


A grocery store; Nonah; Open;

Crowley is frowning in the middle of the cereal aisle. And who wouldn't? There are so many! What does it all mean? This is absurd!

"...Which is the best one for an eleven year old?"

Help him. Please.

Comments

[goodtobebad]

"Well, given they're not real, I'd say the only value they have is literary," Crowley points out. Lucifer isn't being helpful at all, what a shock.

"But, if I could find something unique to this world, Aziraphale would be over the moon about it."

[hisfavoriteson]

Relax, Crowley, Lucifer's not as helpful as he thinks he is. You're probably better off without his help anyway.

"This world has its own of everything else, I imagine that exists too."

[goodtobebad]

"Uh-huh, and have you come across anything like that here?" Crowley asks, with, he thinks, the patience of a saint.

Not that he would know.

[hisfavoriteson]

"I would have mentioned if I had." So no, he hasn't. He can be a little helpful when he wants to be.

[goodtobebad]

"If you're trying to demonically annoy me, it's definitely working," Crowley comments lightly. "You're worse than Ligur. I thought you swore off the whole lot?"

[hisfavoriteson]

"Of prophecies or demons?" He'd be done with prophecies too, if he could be. "I had recently returned to Hell before my arrival here, so I am back with the demons where I belong."

[goodtobebad]

"Sorry to hear that," Crowley says earnestly. If there's one thing their two worlds have in common, it's that demons are generally not great company.

[hisfavoriteson]

The demons aren't always the best company, but it's more the location that he doesn't like. He hadn't avoided going back to Hell because of the demons.

"It kept Earth safe though, so it was the only thing to be done."