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Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish ([personal profile] baetiful) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-04-22 07:56 am

I was looking at a Riverbed

WHO: imPorts!
WHERE: Maurtia Falls Memorial Library
WHEN: April 22nd, all day.
WHAT: Registration in motion at Maurtia Fall’s new and improved library. Come to see the grand unveiling and stay for the snow sculpting contest, fun costumes, or games. You might be encouraged to remain as quiet as possible in a library under normal circumstances, but just today, you can feel free to be as loud as you want!
WARNINGS: None anticipated. Let me know if that should be changed!

Although it’s April, Maurtia Falls is covered in a blanket of glistening snow. And whether the arrival of all these Westerosi folk is to blame for the prolonged winter or that pesky groundhog who saw his shadow, it seems as though spring will not rear its head today at least. But have no fears! A path has been shoveled and the large stone steps leading up to an even larger building are cleared, greatly diminishing the risk of slips (and lawsuits.) Welcome to the newly constructed Maurtia Falls Memorial Library!

Invited guests have been encouraged to come in costume -- dressed as either their favorite literary hero/character or author. And although imPorts are not necessarily book characters, they will find several mini-me versions of themselves running around from children who just wanted to use the day to dress up like their favorite imPort. Is that a tiny Rincewind with a lunchbox luggage? Look at that crazy cotton ball hair on that mini Doc Brown! And that little know-it-all girl is definitely playing a very convincing Kitty Jones!

The day begins with a ribbon-cutting ceremony, which might fill imPorts who know Ambassador Baelish with dread because it means he’s going to give a speech. But it’s surprisingly short and concise, thanking everyone for attending, expressing excitement over what the library means for the city, and stating that this project is the result of everyone’s kind efforts and that it will be immortalized as a true testament of the things they can accomplish as a collective. However, simply because Ambassador Baelish isn’t as long-winded as usual does not mean the others who have been invited to speak will not be. Among such honored guests are Senator Mitchell Hundred and Count Dooku.

But once the ribbon is cut, the large doors are opened to reveal the common area of the library. And if you thought the main room contained all the books the library had to offer, surprise! There are at least three more side rooms that contain everything from comics to classic literature. ImPorts may notice many names fancily engraved into the stone pillars and archways. A little plaque hanging at the entrance indicates that these are the names of natives who have lost their lives in the city of Maurtia Falls and how you can honor the fallen by donating to the families at the front desk. Near that plaque and on display for the event are several signed copies of The Methodical Walter White by Doctor Frederick Chilton (available for purchase), The Luminescent Moon Trilogy which is a series from The City and was loaned generously by Kanaya Maryam (protected by magic seals to prevent theft), and in honor of the recently departed Dorian Gray -- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is accompanied by a framed picture of the actual Dorian Gray along with a pretentious inscription that says: Forever immortalized and never forgotten.

But books aren’t the only form of entertainment at this Swear In! In the Tony Stark Information/Technology Wing, imPorts are invited to try out a demo of the newest mmorpg ION (ImPorts Opposing Nations) -- a game where you can customize and create your own imPort character, give them a power/costume from a small list, and from there, choose to live heroically or villainously within the world’s setting of a highly corrupt set of nations. As you level up, you get the chance to unlock new powers and abilities or enhance the set you currently have. However, there are still many glitches to be ironed out, so don’t be surprised if your character turns the corner and comes out with the face of Komasan! Or if you encounter something even more unsettling.

If video games aren’t your thing, perhaps you’ll be more interested in heading to one of the classrooms for a featured game of Magic and Mayhem (an RPG table top game that hit the majority report back in February). Or maybe you’re feeling less adventurous and more generous. If so, there are many different money raising events going on with all proceeds donated to those many families who lost loved ones in this city. Feeling photogenic? You can donate your time to take pictures with children and fans at one of the many stations with silly backdrops. It only costs five dollars per picture to allow professional photographers to capture all your best sides and give away a happy memory to a fan. Feeling vindictive? A panel has been set up with popular fanfiction writers from across the country. For only about five dollars per fic, this team of writers will make magic happen and write up any pairing you so choose in any situation -- from as benign to as salacious as you want! (The more lewd it gets, the extra the cost.) None of these writers are profiting personally from this, of course! Oh no, no. It’s all for fun and charity. No lawsuits allowed! But that one writer cosplaying Jeff Winger will tell you it’s the premise of her next big fic, where all the male imPorts enlist Mr. Winger to help them win a huge lawsuit, and as a payment Jeff demands that they [CENSORED].

But perhaps you’re feeling hungry instead? Lunch is served all day in buffet style. Catered by many of the most expensive eateries in Maurtia Falls, you can find piping hot food to all tastes -- whether it’s sweet and spicy wings from Wingin’ It to a bouillabaisse from Francey Meeting You Here. Lettuce Help has also donated a wide variety of fresh salads if none of the warm food meets your dietary requirements. And if you’re just looking for a hot drink on this cold day, the staff at Brewed Awakening is prepared to make you anything from cappuccino to cocoa. All of this is free of charge, but each of the companies have a tip jar out if you really like what you taste.

If you’re feeling competitive and don’t mind the cold, the largest event of the day is taking place outside. It’s a snow-sculpting competition! Participants are invited to make as large and elaborate of snow sculptures as possible. The grand prize winner will receive $1000 and get their sculpture made into an actual statue outside of the library. This will be handpicked by Petyr Baelish himself, so anyone incorporating mockingbirds will have a clear advantage! Of course, everyone’s a winner here, and there will be several small trophies and prizes handed out to anyone who participates. Do bear in mind you have some steep native competition. One sculptor in particular is making a very convincing (and anatomically correct) homage to recent newlyweds Hermann Gottlieb and Newton Geiszler.

And if none of the offered events catch your interest, no one is stopping you from enjoying what is probably the last snowfall of the season. Have snowball fights, make snow angels, be that jerk who puts snow down your friend’s back. The only limit to your fun is your own imagination! That and some of the killjoy imPorts who are attending the event as well. But hey. That’s not on Ambassador Baelish!
sleight_of_hand: (UWA!!!)

RIP Adachi, dead from embarrassment

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ VIKTOR WHY?! ]

[ Adachi let out a terrified noise at the familiar voice, instinct kicking in and making him run over to him. ]


Don't read that!

[ ... he didn't realize how bad it was that he ran over and grabbed his hands until he heard the sounds of cameras going off. Sonofa--! ]
fourlevels: (07)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Viktor only blinks at the grabbing of hands, barely even noticing the camera flashes. He wanted to read the summary of that. :( ]

Eh? Why not?
sleight_of_hand: (Er... sure)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The puppy face he was giving him was not helping matters. Adachi was pretty sure he heard someone squeal and faint the moment Viktor looked at him with such a pitiable expression. He tried not to groan, instead dropped his voice as he tried to pull Viktor away from the table. ]

That is fiction. Of us. Doing things you're only supposed to do with your fiancé.

[ Hopefully he wouldn't need to spell it out more than that. ]
fourlevels: (vn064)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Viktor's dragging his feet a bit, wanting to hang around the table until he can look through a few since he's curious. ]

Fiction ... ? Oh! You mean written by fans?
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That.

[ What did it matter who wrote it?! ]
fourlevels: (vn107)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Yuuri's already told me about fanfiction.

[ He waves a hand, already turning back to the table to peruse. ]
sleight_of_hand: (W-wait a sec!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha--?!

[ Adachi fumbled as Viktor suddenly about faced on him, losing his grip and ending up flailing to try and grab back onto him, only to fail miserably. Viktor has more than enough time to grab one up and start reading by the time Adachi gets his bearings back. ]
fourlevels: (vn159)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And grab one he does, reading over the summary and other things on the front. He points to the #Viktuuri part. ]

Oooh, is that what that is! Yuuri said he thought he saw our pairing name on SNS before. It's cute because it sounds like victory~
sleight_of_hand: (Er... if you say so)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Adachi very nearly let out a groan. Oh thank god, he grabbed one of the ones with his fiance in it. That was fine. That was safe. ]

...y-yeah. Real cute...
fourlevels: (19)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nope, he's picking up another one. ]

Eh, this one ... Is this supposed to be you and I, Tohru?
sleight_of_hand: (W-WASABI!!!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
NO!

[ He was pretty sure dogs started barking with how high pitched his voice got as he flailed, trying to get the story out of Viktor's hands before he could read too much into it. ]
fourlevels: (vn191)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good thing Viktor has longer arms to hold it away from him. ]

Huh, does it come switched around too? It makes sense with our names since we both have a "T" in them, but my name looks like it always comes first.
sleight_of_hand: (W-well then...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No no no no; Adachi tried desperately to reach for the fic, but his antics didn't keep the writer from explaining to Viktor: ]

Oh, that's because you're the one on top.

[ ...nope. He couldn't deal with this. Adachi sunk down, hunching over and looking utterly and completely mortified. He pulled his hood back up, tugging the strings as tight as they could go over his face. ]
fourlevels: (vn063)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Viktor blinks for a moment, his finger at his chin and looking curiously interested. ]

Oh, as in sex?

[ ... Sorry, Adachi. ]
sleight_of_hand: (W-well then...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's blushing so hard his hoodie is red. Do you not realize what you're doing to him?! ]

Yes, that's right.
Edited 2017-04-24 21:41 (UTC)
fourlevels: (vn112)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He shuffles through a few more fics, a cute little frown forming. ]

Ah, but this is no good ... all of these have me on top.
sleight_of_hand: (Shitty paycheck again!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why was him being the one on top the point of contention here!? Adachi let out a frustrated noise, snapping his hood off. ]

Really? This is what you have a problem with?!
fourlevels: (vy011)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. It's not as if I don't enjoy the other way too!
sleight_of_hand: (This world is still shitty...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NOT THE POINT VIKTOR!!! ]

[ Adachi stabbed a hand out, pointing straight at Viktor's face. ]


You're tall, blue eyed, ridiculously well built, and stupidly gorgeous! Of course you're the one on top!

[ ...that was loud. That was very loud. Adachi turned ghost white when he realized what just went flying out of his mouth, turning slowly to the fan fiction table and noticing more than a few of the writers had their notebooks out. ]

[ ...fuck his life. ]
fourlevels: (vn185)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Viktor actually starts to POUT at that, not turning his head like Adachi had but still staring at the finger in his face. ]

Well that's just silly list of reasons why I can't be on bottom. What does blue eyes even have to do with it? Height I can sort of understand, but that's what pillows are for ...
sleight_of_hand: (You seriously suck.)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Adachi let out a suffering groan, pinching the bridge of his nose. Did he have to be the one to say it? Did he? Couldn't one of the fan fiction writers pop in and say something? No, of course not, they were too busy looking at him and expecting him to come out with it. This is why he hated people, Viktor. This is why. ]

...b-because just about anyone would want... someone like that... doing that... at least once...

[ He's about ready to find some katsudon and feed it to Katsuki himself, as long as he promises it to be quick. ]
fourlevels: (vn192)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He tilts his head, considering that Very Seriously as if this was some academic debate. ]

Ah, I could see that. But then consider doing that to that person!
sleight_of_hand: (W-wait a sec!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
O-of course I haven't considered it! I've never even had se--!

[ Nope, Adachi can't stop his rambling mouth quickly enough. There's a collective gasp from the table, and Adachi? Adachi just wanted to melt into a hole and die right now. ]
fourlevels: (08)

[personal profile] fourlevels 2017-04-24 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Viktor chuckles softly at the aborted confession, but there's not an ounce of ridicule in it, only genuine, innocent amusement. ]

That's okay too, you know.
sleight_of_hand: (W-well then...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2017-04-24 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nope. The damage was done. There were so many pencils scraping on paper now that the sound was all Adachi could hear. He let out a long, suffering whine, sounding more like Makkachin than a human being, especially when someone in the crowd of fan girls had the boldness to call out, "You're slacking, Viktor!" Adachi pulled his hood up again, looking like he had a rain cloud hovering over his head as he turned and walked away. ]

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