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The Countess ([personal profile] callhousekeeping) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-02-23 07:08 pm

something something gaga lyric

WHO: Countess and JPM
WHERE: The Castile
WHEN: Earlier this month
WHAT: contagions make affection a not-just-one-way thing?
WARNINGS: assholes, murders, vampires, etc

She blames the quiet. It's unusually quiet this morning.

That's the reason she goes off looking for him, eventually winding up in the wine cellar, where she is unsurprised to find him occupied with a victim. What else would he be doing? Hotel owning business??? Don't be ridiculous.

"Having fun?" she asks, looking half interested as she runs her fingers along the bottles before she picks one out. "You must be the only one not feeling sluggish today. Not a peep throughout the rest of the whole hotel."
idesof: me either (did you see the man in the iron mask)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-02-24 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Not sluggish at all. March is in full gear! He's made a damn good copy of his old outfit, and that familiar mask is what greets her when he looks up from what he's currently doing.

"Hello, darling!" Ever chipper in her presence, he moves to take up a canister of acid from a shelf. His current project is in a tub for a reason and only groans faintly as March begins to pour it all over a now useless body. "I am indeed, I am indeed! No jewels or money on this one, I'm afraid. Nothing but lies and debt."

Glug glug glug, groan becoming more of a whine, March's compassion soaring deeper into the negatives.
idesof: you don't count now (the master is at hand)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-02-24 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
She's certainly seen more formidable marinades from him. Bug comments earn her no response, but the idea he's wasted anything does have him looking up. She can easily imagine the displeased look behind buggy mask and glasses. Glug glug glug, the canister empties with a loud sound and March sets it back in place.

"I didn't want him alive." And whatever the Master wants, the Master gets. "I've plenty energy left, my dear. That is no concern of mine! The fire will take care of the work left to be done. All I need do is light the match."

She can deal with terrible smells or they can leave him alone for a while to rot in peace.
idesof: bye bye mister drake (murder spouses)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-02-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's pushed the mask up his face and begun to pull his gloves off when she expresses an interest in his plans. He wonders, first, what she must have planned to be asking him. Surely it's just because she needs something of him. Even if that something is nothing, he expects her to be expecting something of him, and he's ready to ask of her in return when the flaming cork makes its voyage.

Jaw dropped, James watches the flames lick over flesh with the usual glee reflecting in those dark eyes. Glee that turns to absolute adoration when he has his fill of that, for now, and gives her his full attention, all smiles.

"I have no plans I cannot rearrange, darling." Especially not now she's gone and helped with the disposal. He smiles, awash in flickering orange, a boyish devil. "What would you have me do?"
idesof: seal your doom tonight (shrieking skulls will shock your soul)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-02-27 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
She might as well be wrapping her finger around his heart if the way he follows is anything to go by. One shuffling step first, the rest that follow eager, confident. He's not really sure where this is headed but if it keeps him close to Countess he is on board.

"I'd love to." Murder, conversation, pathetic displays of devotion and need, more, it's all good with James. As long as he holds her attention without having to be part of the trophy gallery he is quite ready. He is just short of drooling right now, after all. "Has your company left us?"

Raina, he means, mindlessly opening the door to the wine cellar as her fire rages on. Do they really have the run of the place, right to Countess' sacred spot?
idesof: but you aren't the bomb physically (you are the bomb)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Her wake is absolutely the best place to be, short of by her side. He is content in her wake for some time before he fixes himself to her, arm out as though they're just a young lady and young gentleman out on the town, pristine and with manners for days.

"Right you are, darling. We have, however, both been quite busy." He is trying to give her an out here. Not that she needs one, of course, but it's the polite thing to do. "I'm never too busy for you, though. You know that better than anyone."

Just gonna heap on praise in hopes this behavior of wanting him anywhere near her continues.
idesof: when i murdered all day every day so great (the good ol' days)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"A great deal of hullabaloo, mostly."

Tell her, she says, and he does not hesitate to do just that. Countess snaps her fingers in any way and March is there, jumping as high as he can, knife between his teeth and in his back. He may not have this chance again, he always thinks whenever it comes around, and does his best to prove that he can a Good Boy (limited time offer).

"I arranged for a public murder in October, you did miss that. An accidental decapitation. Very very tragic incident, faulty equipment, you know how it is." Super casual but he is very proud of his spooky Halloween episode, please approve!!! "We've had new residents move in. I would enjoy a few more...if the selection crosses our paths."
idesof: so definitely not plotting something awful (wow so charming)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-11 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"He was someone who needed to die."

His face morphs into an old one, recognition, dawning rays of obsessive love lighting up his eyes like a blood red sunrise. She is acting strange but this strange has led her to touch him so wonderfully, he cannot be bothered to look past that in this moment. He opens the door without another word, smiling with all the dopey-eyed nature of a newlywed.

"Darling Raina has asked for my help with her doctor, too. We could have real fun with them, I know we could. I'd be honored to see him to his full potential together."

The first room is an office, filled with all sorts of papers but tidy. A curtain to one side separates that from his bedroom. There are men who live their work and then there's this, but Countess already knew March was tied down to his hotels.
idesof: murderbabies all grown up (proud af)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Not me. Only people who knew to ask for my help."

He stops inside the frame, holding the curtain a moment or two as he watches her from behind. He is still a man, after all, he does take the simple pleasures of a man watching a woman's hips move in front of him. Just a few seconds and then he begins to strip of gloves and apron and bug mask. They are tossed on the nearest surface before he joins her.

"Oh, he does! It's buried and ignored, I believe, but very much there. He just needs the right hand to come in and give pull it out of him. He's been waiting in fear and I aim to give him relief."

He is the perfect person to do just that, perched with legs crossed, giving her ample personal space and looking at her with that ding dong grin of his. He's only being a gentleman, currently, because he's been given no indication to do anything else, but he would certainly jump at the opportunity, if given even the slightest cue.
idesof: still in the negatives but i'll take what i can get (score 1 me)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-21 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's been so long since he's had even that dubious sort of invitation that March can't help himself. He shifts, and goes so far as to put a hand atop her knee.

"The threat Raina might be taken from him forever, of course. Suspect the man's been alone for more than he'd care to admit. Merely planting that idea," and so his fingers begin to walk up her leg to illustrate this point of planting, "is enough to set him on edge. He may try for help but in the end, you see, he won't have a real choice. He needs that push. You've seen them before, my darling. The ones who don't seem like much at all until they have that nudge."

He settles against the settee and stares at her, the dopey look slowly but surely crawling back into his eyes.
idesof: there is no longer a difference between artistic and pretentious (pretentiously cropped default icon)

[personal profile] idesof 2017-03-29 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've no plans to kill her."

He leans an arm on the cushion behind him so he can prop his cheek up with his hand. It's rather picturesque, young man enamored with a lady, though the setting would likely be more a park bench, lake filled with ducks and other lovers on boats behind them. Only no one would paint these two with soft pastels and quiet blues. That would simply be obscene.

"Raina doesn't strike me as a woman who gives up. He may stumble at the edge once or twice, but he will jump right over it. I'd prefer sooner and not later, but. Ah. We cannot always have what we desire in quick timing! Waiting can be its own reward."

Just like getting to gaze upon his predatory wife is its own reward. Hearts are all but falling out of his eyes.