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maskormenacelogs2017-02-14 08:14 pm
hardcorduroy) wrote in maskormenacelogs2017-02-14 08:14 pm
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WENDYVERSARY and also valentines i guess
WHO: WENDY and YOU!
WHERE: lucky cat cafe in heropa
WHEN: 14th
WHAT: wendy realizes she's been in this crazy town for a year!! so, naturally, she's throwing a party to celebrate this shitshow... and it's valentines or something so there's that
WARNINGS: she'll probably blow something up again
(valentines; cafe working hours)
(wendy was no idiot to holidays. she knew they existed, knew which ones to place importance on, how to doll up the cafe, what specials to release, what parties to plan. of course, this wouldn't have been possible without cass leaving basically an entire business plan in binders and folders, all necessary items labeled and stored safely in the back.
but on the front end of the store, she does the best decorating job she can. even wendy wouldn't deny she doesn't try as hard for some holidays as she does others. and valentines day just happened to fall under the "don't try hard" category. the cafe is decorated, sure, pink, white, and red streamers and balloons, a few hearts slapped on some walls or tables here and there. it's at least fully decorated, it just needed one more extra push. but wendy (being wendy) is not one for putting in 100% effort if she doesn't want to. and for what is purely a retail holiday like valentines?
the "no 100%" rule qualifies. she did, however, at least think of a little bonus for any customers. on the day of, and only the day of valentines, wendy has a little extra going on. decorate your own cookie or chocolate to give to a special someone... or just be like her and eat it for yourself. you can be your own valentine!
there are tables off to the side, littered with edible glitter, icing, sprinkles galore, all kinds of toppings to make your sweet treat really pop. or give you a cavity. either one. this is open to the general public, a sign outside with bold letters indicating the special going on currently.
(wendyversary; after hours)
far be it from wendy to forget her own special date. some time during the month, she'd realized quite suddenly (and maybe with a dash of horror), that she has been here a full year. and while the craziness may not have any real effect on her, thanks to gravity falls jading her to any and all abnormal happenings, it's still been a hell of a ride.
so rather than wallow in what has been a shocking year, there's another sign next to the cafe's usual, one with axes and explosions drawn on, a tell tale fact of who wrote this one. even bigger letters than the other sign, a simple word "WENDYVERSARY" and covered with so much color, even mabel would be impressed. right below it is a time, simply "after cafe hours, ALL WELCOME".
wendy wasn't about to turn down potential party guests, after all! there's enough food there to feed an army, burgers and pizza, anything deep fried, including things that shouldn't be. she's even brought down a tv to set up in the cafe, video games ready to go at a moment's notice. all guests are greeted with an enthusiastic high five, a quick comment of "awesome you could make it!" to those she's well acquainted with, or a simple "eh... i dunno you, but come on in, i've got enough junk food to go around!"
wendy was certainly the type to like to party, but only if given a good reason. and surviving a year in this place with no life-threatening incidents? she's calling it a win. she'll raise her cup of soda (don't worry, adults) and belt out:) Here's to managing not to die in weird America!
ooc: feel free to leave open starters or talk to wendy directly!! during either scenes is fine.
WHERE: lucky cat cafe in heropa
WHEN: 14th
WHAT: wendy realizes she's been in this crazy town for a year!! so, naturally, she's throwing a party to celebrate this shitshow... and it's valentines or something so there's that
WARNINGS: she'll probably blow something up again
(valentines; cafe working hours)
(wendy was no idiot to holidays. she knew they existed, knew which ones to place importance on, how to doll up the cafe, what specials to release, what parties to plan. of course, this wouldn't have been possible without cass leaving basically an entire business plan in binders and folders, all necessary items labeled and stored safely in the back.
but on the front end of the store, she does the best decorating job she can. even wendy wouldn't deny she doesn't try as hard for some holidays as she does others. and valentines day just happened to fall under the "don't try hard" category. the cafe is decorated, sure, pink, white, and red streamers and balloons, a few hearts slapped on some walls or tables here and there. it's at least fully decorated, it just needed one more extra push. but wendy (being wendy) is not one for putting in 100% effort if she doesn't want to. and for what is purely a retail holiday like valentines?
the "no 100%" rule qualifies. she did, however, at least think of a little bonus for any customers. on the day of, and only the day of valentines, wendy has a little extra going on. decorate your own cookie or chocolate to give to a special someone... or just be like her and eat it for yourself. you can be your own valentine!
there are tables off to the side, littered with edible glitter, icing, sprinkles galore, all kinds of toppings to make your sweet treat really pop. or give you a cavity. either one. this is open to the general public, a sign outside with bold letters indicating the special going on currently.
(wendyversary; after hours)
far be it from wendy to forget her own special date. some time during the month, she'd realized quite suddenly (and maybe with a dash of horror), that she has been here a full year. and while the craziness may not have any real effect on her, thanks to gravity falls jading her to any and all abnormal happenings, it's still been a hell of a ride.
so rather than wallow in what has been a shocking year, there's another sign next to the cafe's usual, one with axes and explosions drawn on, a tell tale fact of who wrote this one. even bigger letters than the other sign, a simple word "WENDYVERSARY" and covered with so much color, even mabel would be impressed. right below it is a time, simply "after cafe hours, ALL WELCOME".
wendy wasn't about to turn down potential party guests, after all! there's enough food there to feed an army, burgers and pizza, anything deep fried, including things that shouldn't be. she's even brought down a tv to set up in the cafe, video games ready to go at a moment's notice. all guests are greeted with an enthusiastic high five, a quick comment of "awesome you could make it!" to those she's well acquainted with, or a simple "eh... i dunno you, but come on in, i've got enough junk food to go around!"
wendy was certainly the type to like to party, but only if given a good reason. and surviving a year in this place with no life-threatening incidents? she's calling it a win. she'll raise her cup of soda (don't worry, adults) and belt out:) Here's to managing not to die in weird America!
ooc: feel free to leave open starters or talk to wendy directly!! during either scenes is fine.
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Besides -- you eat the whole thing, you won't have the energy to open up the thing I got you.
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Okay.
Prove it.
[He sets the cake box down, and opens it. The cake is probably the size of a tire.]
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All right. Whenever you're ready.
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but she does point over to the table of cookies for decorating for valentines with a shrug.) What do you think I've been eating all day? The rejects.
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[He's totally kidding there, though. She's free to call him on it.]
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With a cake the size of my biceps.
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[You'd think he'd have learned by now, what with so long in this world. But he flips her a real gold coin, regardless.]