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[beautiful_monster]

WHO: Yurio and others
WHERE: Heropa, possibly other cities
WHEN: Throughout February
WHAT: Catch-all for misc threads
WARNINGS: None forseen

[[Let me know at jiora if you'd like a starter!]]

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[fourlevels]

Okay!

[ Hopefully Yuri will keep an eye on Viktor so he doesn't burn the onions and vegetables instead. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[Of course Yuri's keeping an eye on it. Getting the onions the right color is the most important part. And when it's done it goes into the bowl with the meat.]

Ready to start filling them?

[fourlevels]

Is there a proper way to do it or ... ?

[beautiful_monster]

You just flatten out a little dough, put a spoonful of filling in the center, and pinch it closed.

[He demonstrates making one while he explains. ...He is also shaping it to look like a cat's head.]

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor grins at it. ]

Just like that huh?

[beautiful_monster]

Yes. Exactly like this.

[Adorable cat head pastries are serious business.]

[fourlevels]

[ Okay but what about poodle-shaped ones instead. ]

[beautiful_monster]

[Poodle ones are BLASPHEMY]

Yours look lumpy.

[fourlevels]

[ NO U ]

I wanted to add floppy ears to it!

[beautiful_monster]

Cats don't have ears like that!

[fourlevels]

That's why this one is a poodle!

[beautiful_monster]

[He snorts dismissively.]

Poodles are lame.

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor gives a DRAMATIC GASP ]

Don't listen to him, Makkachin! Yura is just too young to know better!

[beautiful_monster]

Manya's a thousand times better than your slobbery mutt!

[fourlevels]

Uwaaah, Yura is so cruel to Makkachin! What did he ever do to Yuratchka?

[beautiful_monster]

He was born the wrong species.

[Mind, he absolutely cuddled with and fell asleep on Makkachin while they were all staying in Japan.]

[fourlevels]

[ And Makkachin on hearing his name comes to inspect what's going on. He shuffles up to Yuri, sniffing up around his waist and whining lightly when he smells food, trying to rear up on his hinds legs to get at whatever Yuri has. ]

[beautiful_monster]

Hey—no! They aren't even cooked yet!

[NOOOO!! Yuri holds the unbaked pirozhki up over his head and out of reach of the demanding pooch.]

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor just laughs at the sight, letting Yuri struggle for a few moments before he comes in to pull Makkachin down. ]

I think you'd better apologize to him!

[beautiful_monster]

I'm not apologizing to a dog!

[fourlevels]

[ Well he was going to pull Makkachin away but—nope. Makkachin reeeeaches up higher to the pirozhki. ]

[beautiful_monster]

—Viktor!!

[How could you do this to such an innocent child???]

[fourlevels]

Ah, you'd better apologize before he gets them, Yuri!

[beautiful_monster]

[...Instead he takes one of them and rips off a smaller piece with a bit of filling to feed the dog.]

That was one of yours.

[fourlevels]

—Hey!!