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Dean Winchester ([personal profile] dontforgetpie) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2014-06-19 02:53 am

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WHO: Dean Winchester & Gabriel
WHERE: In a diner
WHEN: June 19th
WHAT: Accidentally running into each other
WARNINGS: Dean and Gabriel being Dean and Gabriel. Potential for foul language, death threats, fire, and explosions?


Dean hadn't exactly been actively looking for Gabriel. Sure, he'd been keeping his eyes open for the Trickster's brand of mischief and destruction, but nothing had caught his eye. Yet. That and he was busy trying to figure out what exactly was apparently running around and committing crimes in other people's skins.

The point is, he wasn't looking for Gabriel when he walked into the diner. All he'd wanted was a freaking burger and some pie. It looked like what he was getting was an archangel. Man. This was not his week.

He should probably just walk out since it looked like the angel was too busy eating some kind of deep fried candy to have noticed him just yet. Before he can really think about what the smart course of action would be, Dean's walking over to the table. He braces his hands on the edge and ignores the tendrils of smoke curling up from beneath his palms that are followed by the slightly acrid scent of burning formica.

"Fancy seeing you here." His smile isn't entirely friendly, but it's not openly hostile either.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-19 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
The last week or so had been all quiet on the angel front. Balthazar had shown up, which in Gabriel's mind was a huge bonus in a place like Heropa. Things were dull, even with Lucifer behind bars, and at one point the archangel had been so bored he'd taken his brother a pile of books to read. If Lucifer actually read them, or gave them to his guardsman Bill, Gabriel didn't know.

What he did know? The diner was doing the deep fried chocolate again. Last time round he'd managed five of them and sent the owner to hospital with an accident-induced concussion. Gabriel is still half convinced the owner is part mafioso, but for now the man is out of sight instead of casting angry glares.

If Gabriel is at all bothered by Dean showing up, or the fact said hunter is currently burning his way through the top of the table, he's not showing it. The archangel merely wrinkles his nose at the smell, reaching for his glass of water and casually upending it over Dean's hands.

"Fancy that. What do you want? You're interrupting my deep fried chocolate moment."
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-19 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
That was just rude, Gabriel raising an eyebrow. Where the hell else was he meant to do this? Nowhere else in Heropa even did deep fried chocolate. Dean is obviously just delusional. At least he has the decent, common sense to sit down.

"You know, no-one cares that you're an import." It's said loud enough for others to hear, and all the pair get is a brief cursory glance from the few patrons that are around. Nothing more. "So get over it already."

There's a few moments as Gabriel goes back to his dessert. He paid for it, he's going to eat it, and not even Dean Winchester is going to stop him. Except now the moron is playing with fire, again. With a sigh Gabriel pushes the plate to one side, resting elbows on the table, chin on his hands.

"Don't tell me. You're desperate for help because you keep setting your brother on fire."
Edited 2014-06-19 11:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-19 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Gabriel's watching that reaction with what could be a shred of concern. It's not a normal reaction to a harmless joke. Hell, Dean would be welcome to make jokes at him about how his brothers like to explode each other with a click of the fingers.

But no. Dean just reacted like Gabriel had actually accused him of doing just that. Obviously a sore, touchy subject, the archangel actually shrugging and letting it drop with ease. For now. "Alright. No-one asked for any of this, Dean. No-one asked to be dragged to Florida in a world that still has a Cold War going on. I know I didn't ask to be killed by Lucifer, just to wake up here with Lucifer a few days behind me. So excuse me if your little drama over pyromancy doesn't actually bother me so much."

Gabriel goes back to his chocolate, talking in between mouthfuls as waving his fork to punctuate his words. "There are people here with it much worse than you, Dean. So you should just suck it up and look at it like it's something useful. Otherwise you're not much use to anyone in this place. Now, are you going to do that, or do I have to do this nice spiel a bit longer? Acting this mature is already giving me a headache."
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-19 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah but they don't go round calling you lot Pyrokinesisers back home, sheesh Dean."

Okay, Dean admitting he can't control it is a shock. Gabriel hadn't been expecting it, and dammit there's that slight shred of sympathy again. Gabriel hates feeling sympathetic, it was that notion that got him killed by Lucifer in the first place!

The archangel opens his mouth to say something, pausing when Dean drops another bombshell. Kill him? Really? And now it does make sense. The hunter has spent so long chasing things like this, now he's on the other side it's freaking him out. A fair thing, Gabriel has to admit that to himself. That and the offer of ganking Dean Winchester, permanently, is too good to pass up.

"Okay, kiddo. If you wind up out of control and some über threat, I'll make sure you put you six foot under. In fact, because I feel sorry for you, I promise I'll do it away from where Sammy can see it happen so he's not traumatized."
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-21 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The denial gets an eyeroll. One day Dean would wake up and realize that as of now, he is a pyromancer. Then again the term is pretty generous, Gabriel could point out that right now Dean is more a walking disaster, but there's only so much kicking someone who's down he can do.

"I just said I'd leave him out of it. Are you even listening?" Gabriel knows what the deal is, and he'll definitely be angling to uphold it. If the archangel upholds his half for now, then it gives him leverage over the Hunter. Just in case. With Winchesters, you could never tell what was going to come next with them.

"Okay now I know you're not paying attention, or using that brain of yours. And I know you've got a brain in there somewhere, Winchester, since you're managing to string some sentences together." Another shrug, another mouthful of chocolate. "I could do that back home if I wanted to. Kali can do it too. She's almost as good as I am at it. Why?"
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-23 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right, so Dean was making sure he was listening, by asking if he was listening. It sounded like some kind of five year old human child argument to the archangel, Gabriel wrinkling his nose and moving on swiftly, resisting the urge to point out that Sammy had seen Dean die hundreds of times. There's only two chocolate bars left to eat on his plate, and the moment Gabriel's done it'll be a coffee and he's gone. Dean had better get to the point, sharpish.

"What, the fire? It's just focus. Not a hundred percent on it anymore, learned it when I left Heaven, I was that bored at the time. Uh, just make that fire your bitch and boss it about in your mind."

There isn't even an easy way to explain it, Gabriel knows it's one of those things that comes down to sheer will power. But then he's pretty sure Dean will have it sorted in the next few weeks. The Winchesters were both morons, but they weren't idiots at the same time. "Just don't go trying any of that shit near me. Go find yourself a nice warehouse to burn down."
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-26 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why else would I bother to learn it? I can destroy shit with my mind anyway, using fire is just an extra added effect, so it wasn't something that I needed."

Gabriel watches the flame for a moment, hand idly curling around his cup of coffee. Any sudden moves and he's going to douse the hunter in coffee, Gabriel is still feeling pretty vulnerable in not being able to heal. No chances are going to be taken.

So when Dean asks about it in a roundabout way? The archangel shifts in his seat, poking at the remaining chocolate on his plate with a look. It's a look that screams a reluctance to say anything on the matter. "I could, but it's much more fun throwing water at you."
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no no no. Gabriel can see that frown spreading across Dean's face, and he knows that the Hunter is coming to the correct conclusion regarding putting that fire out. Sure, throwing water on Dean is never going to get old, will never be unfunny. But at the same time, the last thing he wants any Winchester to know is that he's limited on powers, because that just won't end well at all. It never does.

It's not too difficult to look indignant, Gabriel snorting in amusement and looking almost scandalized. It's the exact same expression the Winchesters got when Dean first accused the guy of being an angel.

"You what? Oh please, who do you think you're talking to here? Archangel, remember?"
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[personal profile] larker 2014-06-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"If that sentence ends in an insult, my suggestion would be to stop there and quit while you're ahead."

At least Dean didn't ask, and for that Gabriel can feel a smidge of respect somewhere deep down. Enough that Dean would get out of the diner unscathed, pie intact. And Gabriel knows that Dean's starting to figure it out, there's just no point in saying it out loud. When you can't heal yourself and Lucifer is literally breathing down your neck? It becomes a clusterfuck really quick. Gabriel knows the same old arguments are due to start up at any time. Why don't you stand up to him? In Heropa, it quite literally boils down to one thing. Lucifer is miles stronger, and Gabriel doesn't have another death wish.

"Okay as adorable as this date is, did you feel like asking anything else? Or should I just kill you now to save myself the mystery?"
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[personal profile] larker 2014-07-03 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect. Just the look on Dean's face lets Gabriel know he's found something to exploit. Winding Winchesters up is a pastime, a hobby, and this is probably the longest conversation he's ever even held with one of the brothers.

"Uh huh, it is a date. It was the moment you sat down here and started up conversation. You didn't have to sit down, you could have gotten your pie, mosied on out, and asked me all this on the network."

Gabriel smirks, leaning back in his seat. "At this rate you're going to break my heart, kid. So, we splitting the bill?"