don't know what i want but i know how to get it; i wanna destroy the passerby

[heckblazer]

WHO: John Constantine, some bad children, various bad adults, maybe you?
WHERE: Roundabouts various cities
WHEN: Early to mid-February
WHAT: John's February Super Fun Wow Catch-All Extravaganza
WARNINGS: To be tagged as necessary



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[heckblazer]

[ He just said eating, not drinking. Jackpot much, then? ]

Not feelin' up to a diner? I understand. Some things they just can't get right, hey? Proper English Breakfast, medium-rare steak, human body parts. Good help's hard to find.

[ He pauses for effect, crossing a bit further into the threshold. ]

Just a regular bloke then, right?

[neverdied]

[A sneer briefly flickers at Jack's upper lip, instinctually defensive over his food as John moves closer like a dog who's been starved in the past. But it's gone in an instant, replaced with a hefty frown as he hunkers back into his seat, pulling the half eaten arm close to his chest.]

Just a regular bloke. [He grumbles, side eyeing John.]

Why are you here?

[heckblazer]

Bored.

[ It comes out rather effortlessly. At least, it's less effort than fessing up to trying to "investigate" about his friend. But this is practically an anti-climax. Months of coaxing him out of his thick, crusty shell just to stumble right in on the big secret? Bollocks.

He huffs a sigh and leans against a side table, looking at Jack incredulously. It's not like John's got a particular craving or desire to steal his lunch. ]

When were y'planning on telling me?

[neverdied]

[Oh, don't worry John, there's plenty more about Jack to find out than just 'he eats people'. That's merely scratching the surface.

The question brings a brief frown of confusion to his brows, glancing down at his snack and then back over to John, still wary that his food might get taken if he's not careful. Thing is, Jack's not entirely sure what he was meant to tell, but he's assuming it has something to do with the limb he's holding. That's usually the thing people have issue with.]

Thought you already knew. Everyone else does...