brushoff: (thinky thinky think)
Dorian Gray ([personal profile] brushoff) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2017-02-02 08:52 am

I black out on dessert wine

WHO: Dorian & others! some closed prompts, some open prompts
WHERE: all over the place
WHEN: all through the month of February
WHAT: surprise, Dorian Gray is actually secretly really pathetic
WARNINGS: talk of depression, mild drug use, alcoholism, body horror

open ish prompt: for people Dorian's got good cr with
Dorian's still an absolute wreck. It's been a month since Toby ported out and while he handled December by getting blackout drunk on a near daily basis, he's handled January by holing up in his apartment like a recluse, staring at his portrait, and just thinking about the past, about how he messed everything up, how it's his fault that if Toby comes back here, he won't be the same.

Of course, that's a big if in the first place. He's already lost Toby twice. What's the likelihood that the third time he loses him he'll get lucky?

Dorian's thankful for the blackout--it saved him the trouble of having to go out and pretend to care about all these sorts of trivial, boring imPort things. But he's hidden himself away for most of January and he knows that his friends are probably wondering why one of the community's most social butterflies has been laying low.

He has friends. Friends that care about him. That's still damn weird to wrap his head around.

So, Dorian's invited people over, partly to stop people from worrying, partly to force him to actually clean up his goddamn apartment. As he opens the door, Dorian gives whoever he invited a grin. There are still signs that things aren't great: there's far too many liquor bottles in the trash can, far too many shot glasses in the sink, and Dorian's wearing a sweatshirt. Still, he's able to put on a fake enough smile.

"Come on in," said with a nod.

open prompt: a bar in maurtia falls
This 'trying to people' and 'trying to seem like he's got it all together when in reality he almost had a breakdown at the laundromat when he discovered one of Toby's shirts in his load' fucking sucks. So Dorian's getting drunk. Again. Surprising no one. This bar's a bit more dive bar than his usual locations, but the alcohol's cheap, there's a jukebox, and nobody'll bother him.

That is, nobody except the bartender who recognizes Dorian as that guy who kind of passed out drunk sometime last month and they had to call a cab to get his alcoholic ass home. Needless to say, Dorian's gotten cut off after one drink.

So hello there person who Dorian might or might not recognize from the network, he's sliding right up to them, presenting them with his most winning, most 'surely I'M not trouble', most persuasive smile he can muster.

"Buy me a drink? I'll pay you back later, I just left my wallet at the house."

This is a lie. Just talking to the bartender will reveal this as a lie. Still, Dorian's delivering it like it's the utmost truth.
beneathbluerafters: (so spooky)

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-02-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Klarion puts his hand on the scribbles, and the sigils under his palm pulse with energy and light up the entire doorframe like Christmas lights before they fade back to normal. Dorian might feel a bit of a shock from the doorknob, like a jolt of static after walking through a carpeted room.

"There, it's done. You can still get through, it should respond to your hand on the doorknob."
beneathbluerafters: (just chillin')

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-02-23 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course it will work, I'm good at this," Klarion scoffs, but he does it with a grin, so he obviously isn't too bothered. "Come on, then. We demand, no, deserve Californian Rolls for our efforts."

Teekl comes up from behind Dorian and headbutts his ankles in agreement, which is probably the closest thing to a friendly gesture that the man will ever get from the cat.
beneathbluerafters: (good kitty best teekl)

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-02-24 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Teekl not only allows the scritches, but leans into them for a second or two. Today marks a momentous occasion: a truce has been formed, Dorian is officially Pretty Okay in the cat's eyes.

"Naturally! If any of them should protest, they'll just become extra fillings for the sushi. Either that or I can just stone them, and we'll have the place to ourselves. It's usually easier that way."
beneathbluerafters: (bros 4 lyfe)

yeah, let's!

[personal profile] beneathbluerafters 2017-03-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Cheaper, too." Klarion grins right back at him, well aware that Dorian doesn't give a shit about other people being collateral damage in their sushi spree. That's the good thing about amoral jerks being friends with other amoral jerks, there are no morals or consciences to get in the way of having fun!

"We're teleporting, of course! It's much faster, and I remember the name of the place you ordered from last time." He tears open a portal in the living room with one hand, and helps Teekl clamber onto his shoulders with the other. "Shall we?"