ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron (
magnitudes) wrote in
maskormenacelogs2016-11-05 03:24 pm
Entry tags:
- joseph kavinsky | n/a,
- † alison hendrix | n/a,
- † clara oswald | n/a,
- † cosima niehaus | n/a,
- † daisy johnson | quake,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † gabriel gray | sylar,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jessica jones | n/a,
- † pablo arjona | n/a,
- † ruby lucas | red,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
( openish ) the stomping guitar, it was shooting out stars
WHO: Sarissa, everyone she invited & their plus ones!
(although tbh since it’s on the beach in Heropa, if you’d like your character to roll up then go right ahead.)
WHERE: A beach! In Heropa!
WHEN: Saturday 5th November; set up would go from a couple hours before sunset, party will go until whenever, basically.
WHAT: A BONFIRE NIGHT PARTY. sort of.
WARNINGS: general warning for alcohol & language; if anything else comes up please chuck it in the subject lines or lmk so I can update this section :]b
NOTES: party style, feel free to do things pre- during- post- party, whatever works for you.

THE BASICS.
For a while before sunset, Sarissa’s on the beach - setting up a giant bonfire, dug into the sand and with a big ditch around it for a bit of safety. There’s a few metal drums, too, with smaller fires - for light, for being able to roast marshmallows and not risk getting burned quite so easily. She manages to set up a number of folding tables, complete with checkered red and white tablecloths (shut up, they were the only ones she could find… ostensibly). There’s some platters of food already out and covered, and a big old grill set up between a couple of tables, and at various points through the evening different people have access to it although it’s Sarissa that does a solid bulk of barbecuing.
tl;dr: there’s a whole lot of food, some made by Sarissa in advance, some brought by others (it's low-key potluck, so characters are welcome to have or have not brought something), some cooked through the night, and some that is really just a mountain of marshmallows. Please eat the food, dear God. There’s also drinks! Some booze-y, some booze-free.
Around sundown the bonfires are lit— where did that effigy of Chump come from? Music is playing, but it’s not loud and not really the focus of anything, just there for the background. There’s minimal pop garbage, rest assured.
FIREWORKS.
As the evening progresses, Sarissa rolls out fireworks. Some are courtesy of her Trust Assistant (it’s Kavinsky, but let’s call him the Marvellous Kavo) and some are ones she’s brought along or generating herself. Sarissa will be using her pyrotechnic powers to do some wild fireworks THINGS so feel free to make up random shapes she turns the fireworks into, and such, mostly it’d be various animals and dinosaurs briefly running through the air because she’s a nerd.
SWIMMING.
It maybe November and night time, but it’s also Florida and Sarissa is ridiculous, so. Swimming, if you feel so inclined. Please don’t drown.
Go forth, enjoy many shenanigans.
It should be known: anyone who upsets Alison, Cosima or Sarah where Sarissa can catch wind of it will probably be asked to leave, with varying levels of politeness.
(although tbh since it’s on the beach in Heropa, if you’d like your character to roll up then go right ahead.)
WHERE: A beach! In Heropa!
WHEN: Saturday 5th November; set up would go from a couple hours before sunset, party will go until whenever, basically.
WHAT: A BONFIRE NIGHT PARTY. sort of.
WARNINGS: general warning for alcohol & language; if anything else comes up please chuck it in the subject lines or lmk so I can update this section :]b
NOTES: party style, feel free to do things pre- during- post- party, whatever works for you.

THE BASICS.
For a while before sunset, Sarissa’s on the beach - setting up a giant bonfire, dug into the sand and with a big ditch around it for a bit of safety. There’s a few metal drums, too, with smaller fires - for light, for being able to roast marshmallows and not risk getting burned quite so easily. She manages to set up a number of folding tables, complete with checkered red and white tablecloths (shut up, they were the only ones she could find… ostensibly). There’s some platters of food already out and covered, and a big old grill set up between a couple of tables, and at various points through the evening different people have access to it although it’s Sarissa that does a solid bulk of barbecuing.
tl;dr: there’s a whole lot of food, some made by Sarissa in advance, some brought by others (it's low-key potluck, so characters are welcome to have or have not brought something), some cooked through the night, and some that is really just a mountain of marshmallows. Please eat the food, dear God. There’s also drinks! Some booze-y, some booze-free.
Around sundown the bonfires are lit— where did that effigy of Chump come from? Music is playing, but it’s not loud and not really the focus of anything, just there for the background. There’s minimal pop garbage, rest assured.
FIREWORKS.
As the evening progresses, Sarissa rolls out fireworks. Some are courtesy of her Trust Assistant (it’s Kavinsky, but let’s call him the Marvellous Kavo) and some are ones she’s brought along or generating herself. Sarissa will be using her pyrotechnic powers to do some wild fireworks THINGS so feel free to make up random shapes she turns the fireworks into, and such, mostly it’d be various animals and dinosaurs briefly running through the air because she’s a nerd.
SWIMMING.
It maybe November and night time, but it’s also Florida and Sarissa is ridiculous, so. Swimming, if you feel so inclined. Please don’t drown.
Go forth, enjoy many shenanigans.
It should be known: anyone who upsets Alison, Cosima or Sarah where Sarissa can catch wind of it will probably be asked to leave, with varying levels of politeness.

ota. ( brackets or prose are totally cool, I'll match whatever. )
( mingling - set up/during the party. )
She's cooking! She's making sure people have things! She's welcoming people with salutes and fingerguns. Feel free to grab her or to be grabbed. If she knows people, she'll say hi and hold out a drink of some kind, boozey or not, depending on how they roll. If she doesn't know them... she'll still say hi, but she won't approach them with a drink because she won't have a clue what they'd like.
( fireworks. )
Spoiler alert: Sarissa really likes fireworks. She likes explosions and explosives generally, but there's a certain bright, childish delight that comes into play when Sarissa gets to play with fireworks. It could be a cause for mild concern, really, except that she is very evidently safety conscious— albeit moreso for everyone else's safety than her own. She's standing in the sand, lighting fireworks with a little spark from her hands, and a few she lets just soar and do their thing. Some, though? Some she starts to manipulate as they fly through the air, twisting her hands through the air to make them bigger and brighter, sometimes letting off a few at once and focusing with everything she's got to make a running horse, or flock of birds, or (don't be shocked) a little sugar glider swooping, a stegosaurus lumbering. She's kind of messy and wild, which isn't necessary a break from form, but there's something freer about it now.
And sometimes she's just watching them, or she's playing with explosives while drinking a beer, or doing any number of concerning Sarissa things.
( swimming - mention of scars. )
At some point Sarissa is just going to just do away with her shirt but it's fine because she has swimwear underneath. In true Australian tradition, though, she's going the old bikini + boardshorts approach to swimming. It's entirely possible she will start a water fight, tackle someone, and lift someone over her shoulder and haul them into the water with her.
That the bikini leaves a number of scars on display doesn't bother her - gunshots, knife wounds, stitches, a number of messy looking things that an experienced eye will know weren't fixed up properly. Cataloging them would take an obnoxiously long time, but they're there, even if she has zero concern about showing them.
Far more important than those are the fact that at some point she seems to have acquired a very large water gun. Several, in fact. This is war.
( wildcard! )
Or just stab me to get my attention and I'll do a closed starter for you somewhere, okok.
after swimming.
He reaches down to bury his half-emptied beer bottle into the sand, before he reaches out, collecting her wrist when she's nearer, more touch than grab. ]
I got you something, [ he says. Admits. ] It's stupid, but you're obligated to pretend it's not.
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storms back in
kyaaa
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Hey. Thanks for the invite. Hope you like beer.
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swimming
There'll be some croc' wrestling later, I presume?
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a little mingle
"I was charmed by the invitation."
Having never met her face to face, Chilton asked a few guests what exactly Sarissa looked like, who she was. Most of the answers aligned to this individual.
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mingling!
It's amazing how someone so British (and so pale) can seem so relaxed on the beach. Dorian's outfit is a bit too summery for November but it's not like beachwear comes in darker tones, you've got to cut him some slack. Most notably, a pair of Ray Bans that are a bit more expensive than a good pair of sunglasses should be worth sits perfectly perched on top of Dorian's head.
"Aussie, I'm assuming?" Well, he knows she's an Aussie--he caught a little bit of Sarissa's voice as he arrived. The only question now is if this person's his Aussie or not.
oh god i forgot to hit post comment for two days /head in hands
i love you anyway. ;)
all love should probably be reserved until I am less of a hot mess lmaodjk
w/e w/e we are all a bit of hot mess in this joint
Daisy Johnson-OTA
A lot more was added onto her plate recently, all of it majorly fucked up. She was trying not to let herself be consumed by this emotional pain again though. She didn't have a present, but, she brought alcohol.
A lot of her time was spent near Jesse, but she tried to not cling to him on an obnoxious level. She could be found pretty much everywhere during the party.]
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Weird to be doing this shit when it's almost Thanksgiving, right?
[Not that he's complaining. He leans over to stick his marshmallow in the fire, mostly just glad to have something to do.]
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bursts in like koolaid man (cw misogyny)
he'd know her anywhere. he's seen her on the internet.]
Holy shit. [his face lights up like the sky overhead, fireworks at their brightest.] Hey. You're-- Jesse's bitch. Pardon. Other way around. What up?
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traumatized by the election but here
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ota.
It probably tastes a little like someone's not entirely inept mom made it.
He isn't quite dressed for a beach party, but at least he's advanced beyond slacks and button downs and an entirely black aesthetic just for the occasion; jeans, bare feet, a T-shirt, a nice watch, and slightly less, perhaps even no hair product. Find him in these various locations: near a firepit, or otherwise dragging some dried out beach debris to stoke the flames; beer in hand, sitting on firm sand, and watching the water rather than being out in it; breaking off from shadowing Sarissa, and perhaps, later, watching Sarissa; the occasional curious glance tracking her look alikes.
When there are fireworks, he makes a contribution -- a tree of lightning zithers up from his open palm to crackle amongst a flock of firework birds.
He isn't among the last people there. In fact, he leaves around when Kavinsky rolls in late. How weird. ]
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[Chilton's concern couldn't quite break the threshold of sincere -- he was more interested in Gabriel. The fact that the contributed firecracker, so personally given, had perhaps intentionally spooked a flock of freeloading birds away had not registered as unfortunate in Chilton's books.
The doctor had sought another who seemed outside his own element, perhaps for the sake of simple relation. Chilton's own attire relied heavily on linen, and he resented the fact he couldn't have shoes beyond flip-flops; but it was a beach party. He understood the terms and conditions, and Sarissa had surprised him with the invitation.
He had decided he liked Sarissa, and that included liking her enough to venture back to Heropa after he had abandoned it.]
Oh well. [None appeared dead.] I'm sure you were not aiming at them.
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Your name's Gabriel?
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Kitty, ota
[ Kitty is so loud, and covers up for her constant exhaustion so well, that it's easy to overlook the fact that she mostly spends the whole evening sitting in one place on her towel beside a bonfire. When she does interact with people, she chatters happily, and laughs loudly, and she eats a fair amount (largely marshmallows and bits of graham cracker; her sweet tooth is deadly). But in between conversations, she mostly sits and stares into the fire - not broodingly, or unhappily, just with a weary sort of warmth. ]
Swimming.
[ Kitty does not know how to swim as a person. Fortunately, she has other ways to enjoy the water.
That is why, suddenly, amongst the people swimming out there in the sea, there is a dolphin suddenly darting to and fro, leaping playfully from the water, splashing people. It is fucking majestic and it is fucking magical. Happy goddamn not-birthday, Sarissa. ]
mingling
( Sarissa has a bucket. It's a small bucket. )
I need your help.
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ota
Once the sun goes down and the bonfires are lit, she grabs herself a beer (look at her, not getting completely smashed, how responsible) and then, rather than find a spot at one of the long tables, she wanders off across the beach until she finds herself a spot to sit and watch the waves. This way, she can hear the ocean and the party, and she can relax a while before she has to get up and head back to the crowd. ]
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Hey.
( Called out, but quietly, as she jogs the last few steps towards Sarah. Her body is a patchwork of scars, none of which she seems particularly self conscious about - one of them Sarah might recognise from that one stabbing incident, when she was dressed in only a towel. Sarissa holds out a flower crown in offering, solemnly draping it over Sarah's head. )
Your Majesty. How you goin'?
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You alright?
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joseph kavinsky | ota (cw drugs, underage drinking, sexual vulgarity)
drink | closed to ruby, sarah, et al.
before the carnage.
Okay, Kavo. Here's what I'm thinking.
( She flips a torch in her hand, passing the flaming stick - "torch" sounds far too fancy for burning driftwood - up to Kavinksy, and looks up at him. )
I'm going to try make hypsilophodon and euoplocephalus and plotosaurus. I need you to light those guys up, and then you can stay up there and admire my skills. Work for you?
the calm before the storm (also feel free to powerpose me if you wanna light things right away)
>BD
whAT'S THAT ADORABLE FACE X(
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cw drugs, vaguely homophobic remark
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cw homophobic joke
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cw homophobic language
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god im lookin back and my phone tagging just sucks re: typos etc.
I didn't even notice but it's way more coherent than if I tried to phonetag ;;
powerpose, lmk if not ok also cw racism \@_@/
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Jeff Winger | ota
[Here's Jeff totally not behaving himself with his usual strict diet and instead stuffing his face with far too much barbecue and beach food and, most notably, marshmallows. He spends some time roasting those things on the fire, one after the other, but he soon gets distracted by alcohol and seems content to just make sure he has a beer in hand at all times. It doesn't even appear to matter if he's hanging around with other party goers or not, so long as he's got alcohol and junk food to hand then he's set for the night.
The fireworks later on are a nice touch, something that he takes the time to stop and watch, neck craned back as he awkwardly sips from his beer bottle, eyes trained on the dinosaurs and animals mixed in amongst the standard splatter of colour. When he's not watching that, his neck's bent down instead, transfixed on the glowing phone screen in front of him because that's how you socialise at a party.]
Swimming!
[At some point during the night he catches sight of a few others frolicking amongst the waves and can't think of any excuse why he should keep his clothes on. Jeff's come prepared for a beach party, swim trunks under the jeans that he's kicking off, throwing his t-shirt onto the pile of clothing too and then charging off down the beach and into the sea. There's no joining in with water fights just yet, thank you very much, but he seems pretty content to be in the water, flopping onto his back and floating while half wishing he'd brought a beer with him.]
fireworks
( HI it's Sarissa, she's taking a momentary break from a stegosaurus stegging and saurusing its way along before it bursts into green and yellow and white fireworks. She's got a beer of her own, loosely held by its neck, and holds another out in offering. )
Contemplating how to save the country?
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( Sarissa is, thankfully, pre-swimming. Her hair is un-straightened, because plans to swim and straightening her hair do not go hand in hand, so this might be about the first time Alison has seen her with the kind of messy curls currently in play. She's barefoot, sand sticking to her cheek and being brushed off the shoulder of her shirt, and as soon as she spotted Alison she's jogging over. It seems like energy is simmering under her skin.
Generally, she's not the person to force a hug. And she doesn't now, either, stops short and holds her hand out for a fist bump. It seems like a compromise. Her smile, though, is very bright. )
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this became so tldr I'm so sorry lmao
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ota
In any case, she may not be the most uproarious party-goer tonight, but Ruby is being quite sociable and seems to be having a pretty good time out here. And though she isn't swimming herself, at some point she is definitely removing her shoes, rolling up her pant-legs and walking around in the surf. Splash further at your own risk.]
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Hey, you came. You brought... cheese?
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[Cosima always likes parties, and after the stressful week full of clone reveals, she's using this as an opportunity to relax and enjoy the company of her friends and family.
She can be found chilling by the bonfire, insisting that everyone, yes everyone tries a s'more. She expertly makes them, grinning the whole time, and pass them out to friends and strangers alike. It's probably best to take the s'more unless one wants to be subjected to a speech on why s'mores are one of the most amazing desserts out there.
Once the fireworks start, Cosima watches them with wonder and excitement. She joins Sarissa even though she can't make them herself because fireworks are cool and Cosima wants the best possible view. Occasionally, she'll yell out suggestions, her requests getting more and more outrageous from jellyfish to dragons to centaurs to the entire periodic table. (What a nerd.)]
swimming!
[Cosima's from California and that's reason enough to seize the opportunity to go swimming in the ocean. She abandons her oversized cardigan in favor of a stylish bikini and rushes into the waves. She'll spend her time starting (and finishing) water fights, jumping into waves, and splashing anyone standing by the edge of the tide.
She'll definitely comment on how the Pacific Ocean is so much colder, a point that would have more merit if she wasn't immediately complaining about the cold after leaving the water, throwing her sweater back on before she even gets a chance to dry off. That doesn't mean she's given up on beach adventures, though. Anyone who won't go into the water will likely be dragged onto a shell finding expedition, as Cosima grabs them by the arm and leads them down the beach.]
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( wh-oops, it's Sarissa. She sort of appears out of nowhere, scooping her sister up in a bear hug around her waist so she can hitch her up and spin her around in the air a bit. Cosima has the full privilege of now being tall, albeit artificially, and albeit while spinning at some pace.
Sarissa doesn't stop holding her up, either, just stops the super speedy spinning. ) You made it!
( Not that there was really doubt she wouldn't try to, but Sarissa's still audibly delighted that she did. And still not putting her down. )
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FINALLY SLAMS IN HERE WHOOPS
yaaaay
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✿ OTA
[ As usual Pablo avoids the alcohol, but Sarissa has thought of everything so there's more than enough options to choose from. He's no kind of cook so he at no point makes any attempt toward the grill, but the provided spread at least reminds him periodically to actually eat -- even if more of it ends up being marshmallows and sips of Orangina in proportion to Real Food.
Pablo likes beaches, though, he's spent a lot of time on them in recent years especially; they make easy place to park and just spend time at, maybe sleep for a few hours if you have nowhere else to go, so he's pretty comfortable even when hanging back on his own (his default, because as much as he tends to enjoy others's company, he does not usually assume he's interesting enough for them to enjoy his) whether he's trying to make sure he eats as long as there's food available and it's free, or sitting under his rainbow-striped umbrella watching the water, watching the fireworks and clapping at them periodically, or people-watching in general. He has the propensity to stare, but will gladly talk with anyone once he can tell they won't mind the conversation. ]
2 ϟ " SWIMMING "
[ If there's anything that should be reasonably avoided by people who can't swim -- not well, at least -- it's going near large bodies of water, although lessons tend not to stick with Pablo. Not in the usual way, at least. A lot of the time it's like the world is a connect-the-numbers puzzle except the numbers are random symbols he lacks the necessary information to connect in order, so the final image never becomes clear as intended.
He just... stands in the water, a bit past his ankles but not quite to the knees. He always wears shorts anyway, so it was easy enough to just slip off his bowling shoes and come out this far in his bare feet, but it seems about all he's able to manage. He can't make himself go in any further or do anything else, except to stare down at his feet to watch them through the water, or look at what catches against them; mostly seaweed, though at some point Pablo lifts one foot, which has somehow managed to snag an intact plastic six-pack ring. ]
BELATEDLY CRAWLS OUT OF THE ABYSS let us pretend this is v fashionable
( Her smile is bright and cheery - a grin, really, as she bounds across the sand towards Pablo, catching him with a one arms hug across his shoulders. She isn't normally terribly likely to initiate hugs, but she's on an energy high and there's so many people, and also maybe some bourbon was involved at some point. She's not drunk by any means, but pleasantly buzzed? Yes, she is definitely in that realm.
The hand that didn't get into hugging Pablo is holding two metal skewers, each other an Alarming Number of marshmallows - something like seventeen crammed onto each, with alternating colours. She doesn't address the marshmallow swords for now, although it'd be a reasonable assumption that she might have Impending Plans for them. ) How are you?
ALWAYS V V FASHIONABLE
jessica jones | ota
she won't linger long; socializing just isn't part of her nature. still, there's no harm in dropping by to check out the celebration. the offer of free booze was impossible to decline. ]
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If Jessica has been watching the network, the face might be familiar from Sarah's recent cloneversation coming out party.
The running into is almost literal. )
Shit, sorry. ( A grin, and a gently bemused smile. ) Hi. Internet friend or plus one?
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Dorian Gray | ota!
[ Dorian is a social butterfly. So, during the pre-sunset hours, he flits from group to group, chatting up different people and just getting into as many conversations as he can. He doesn't look like someone who's dressed for the beach: instead, he looks like someone who'd be featured in the beachwear session of a catalog. Still, he's perfectly at ease chatting people up, eating some smores, eating barbecue and not dripping it on his shirt, so on and so forth.
There's a few people here who he's definitely avoiding. Dorian might be an asshole with a personality defect the size of Mount Everest, but he's smart enough not to pick a fight at Sarissa's birthday party, especially since he actually kind of likes talking to her. Of course, that doesn't mean that people can't pick fights with him instead. ]
swimming
[ Eventually, after the sun sets, somebody pries him away from Toby/Dorian decides to go swimming/people make fun of his put together appearance enough that he hops in the water just to prove a point. Except the water's cold. And there are fish here. And it's been ages since he's actually swum in the ocean (and no, Blackpool doesn't count). So he wades out a bit before something brushes against his leg...and Dorian lets out an undignified yelp.
Thankfully, he's quick on the recovery, if a little annoyed that he made such a weird undignified noise. ]
Well. That was...unexpected.
[ Just don't ask what he WAS expecting in the ocean if it wasn't fish. ]