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race for the morning
WHO: Jonathan & YOU!!
WHERE: Heropa and Nonah
WHEN: any day in July after the 16th
WHAT: Just a nice normal open log of nice (mostly) normal daily activities.
WARNINGS: None! Will edit if this changes.
heropa;
[as much as Jonathan enjoys taking Hyperion to the park with him, there were times when he simply preferred the company of his own thoughts on a walk. at this point he's been ambling for quite a while, and as an open bench comes into sight he decides that a break is in order.
as soon as he's settled down comfortably, he fishes a pipe and its accessories out of a pocket; despite his young age he seems perfectly at ease with the thing, quickly packing the tobacco in and lighting it up. the smoke puffs out lazily as he shoves the other items back where they came, and Jonathan smiles contentedly.
of course, even in a quiet moment like this he's incapable of remaining completely still. barely five minutes have passed before his eyebrows furrow, an expression of soft curiosity taking up residence. he summons his stand, invisible to nearly all, and cocks his head inquisitively in the direction of his own smoke rings.]
What do you think? [he murmurs quietly] Can you make it?
[he can almost hear Josuke protesting that The World can't understand him, but it only makes him smile a little wider. the stand rises from its seat beside its master on the bench, floating through the back of it, to face the smoke rings. it begins to rapidly throw punches, each landing perfectly in the center of the ring, blows flying so fast that not a single wisp of smoke is disturbed.
Jonathan is completely enthralled, head tilting back as he continues erratically blowing smoke rings to try and test The World's speed and reach. it's so exciting that he utterly forgets how loony he must look to any passersby - or just how close to the edge of the bench he was sitting.
when he leans back again he finally hits his limit; with a startled cry Jonathan finds himself flat on his ass, pipe clattering out of his mouth as his back hits the ground. his stand notices immediately and floats to his aid, thoughtfully picking the discarded pipe up for him. the mishap doesn't seem to have gotten his spirits down at least, judging from the way he's already laughing as he picks himself up.]
nonah;
[Yuri Petrov lives in Nonah, whenever he's not nervously eyeing the infrastructure of a local prison. this would have little to no impact on Jonathan's daily life if he hadn't recently been assigned as the other man's probation officer, which meant regular (and mandatory) meetings.
it was hardly fair to force his probationee to do all the travel, which means that he'll have to swallow his everlasting embarrassment and actually revisit the city that witnessed his awful mistake so many months ago. no that he wants to, but...when has he ever been able to avoid unpleasant obligations, really?
so he's decided to do a test run of sorts, to try and ease himself into traveling the city. Jonathan has been puttering around Nonah all day, too on edge to really settle into doing any one thing. no matter where he is, however, his stomach remains a constant; the incessant growling eventually chases him into a nearby cafe, although honestly he's glad to have some sort of purpose.
the place is crowded - if he wants a table he's going to have to share it with someone else. as he tries to navigate his bulky self without knocking anything over, some of the various flyers strewn about catch his eye; he picks one up idly, intending to peruse it while waiting for a seat to open up.
as fate would have it, it's an ad for a gay club. Jonathan sighs and gently places it back down, his ears already burning red. he backs up a little too hastily, bumping into someone in the midst of his retreat.]
Ah! Please excuse me.
heropa strikes back;
[no matter how much Jonathan feels he's improved with this world's staggeringly advanced technology, there always seems to be something waiting in the shadows to forcefully remind him how much there still was to learn. today, that reminder is deviously small.
he's walking home from doing some odds and ends at the club, a stack of unrelated books tucked under one arm and a music player in the other. it had been a gift sent in by an overeager fan of the show, and while Jonathan was never truly comfortable accepting presents of this nature this one happened to arrive with no return address. none of the other employees had wanted it...and, well, he can't say he minds having some music at his fingertips whenever he wants.
of course, he hadn't accounted for the fact that such devices were made for people of a different stature. no matter how delicately he tries to finagle things, his fingers are simply too large for the little player and its even smaller touchscreen. he tries his pinky this time - and once again ends up accidentally in the language settings.
he stops short suddenly, letting out a soft sigh of frustration.]
And I'd thought the phone was a dreadful pain...
[ooc; if you want a different prompt, feel free to pm me and I'll set you up c:]
WHERE: Heropa and Nonah
WHEN: any day in July after the 16th
WHAT: Just a nice normal open log of nice (mostly) normal daily activities.
WARNINGS: None! Will edit if this changes.
heropa;
[as much as Jonathan enjoys taking Hyperion to the park with him, there were times when he simply preferred the company of his own thoughts on a walk. at this point he's been ambling for quite a while, and as an open bench comes into sight he decides that a break is in order.
as soon as he's settled down comfortably, he fishes a pipe and its accessories out of a pocket; despite his young age he seems perfectly at ease with the thing, quickly packing the tobacco in and lighting it up. the smoke puffs out lazily as he shoves the other items back where they came, and Jonathan smiles contentedly.
of course, even in a quiet moment like this he's incapable of remaining completely still. barely five minutes have passed before his eyebrows furrow, an expression of soft curiosity taking up residence. he summons his stand, invisible to nearly all, and cocks his head inquisitively in the direction of his own smoke rings.]
What do you think? [he murmurs quietly] Can you make it?
[he can almost hear Josuke protesting that The World can't understand him, but it only makes him smile a little wider. the stand rises from its seat beside its master on the bench, floating through the back of it, to face the smoke rings. it begins to rapidly throw punches, each landing perfectly in the center of the ring, blows flying so fast that not a single wisp of smoke is disturbed.
Jonathan is completely enthralled, head tilting back as he continues erratically blowing smoke rings to try and test The World's speed and reach. it's so exciting that he utterly forgets how loony he must look to any passersby - or just how close to the edge of the bench he was sitting.
when he leans back again he finally hits his limit; with a startled cry Jonathan finds himself flat on his ass, pipe clattering out of his mouth as his back hits the ground. his stand notices immediately and floats to his aid, thoughtfully picking the discarded pipe up for him. the mishap doesn't seem to have gotten his spirits down at least, judging from the way he's already laughing as he picks himself up.]
nonah;
[Yuri Petrov lives in Nonah, whenever he's not nervously eyeing the infrastructure of a local prison. this would have little to no impact on Jonathan's daily life if he hadn't recently been assigned as the other man's probation officer, which meant regular (and mandatory) meetings.
it was hardly fair to force his probationee to do all the travel, which means that he'll have to swallow his everlasting embarrassment and actually revisit the city that witnessed his awful mistake so many months ago. no that he wants to, but...when has he ever been able to avoid unpleasant obligations, really?
so he's decided to do a test run of sorts, to try and ease himself into traveling the city. Jonathan has been puttering around Nonah all day, too on edge to really settle into doing any one thing. no matter where he is, however, his stomach remains a constant; the incessant growling eventually chases him into a nearby cafe, although honestly he's glad to have some sort of purpose.
the place is crowded - if he wants a table he's going to have to share it with someone else. as he tries to navigate his bulky self without knocking anything over, some of the various flyers strewn about catch his eye; he picks one up idly, intending to peruse it while waiting for a seat to open up.
as fate would have it, it's an ad for a gay club. Jonathan sighs and gently places it back down, his ears already burning red. he backs up a little too hastily, bumping into someone in the midst of his retreat.]
Ah! Please excuse me.
heropa strikes back;
[no matter how much Jonathan feels he's improved with this world's staggeringly advanced technology, there always seems to be something waiting in the shadows to forcefully remind him how much there still was to learn. today, that reminder is deviously small.
he's walking home from doing some odds and ends at the club, a stack of unrelated books tucked under one arm and a music player in the other. it had been a gift sent in by an overeager fan of the show, and while Jonathan was never truly comfortable accepting presents of this nature this one happened to arrive with no return address. none of the other employees had wanted it...and, well, he can't say he minds having some music at his fingertips whenever he wants.
of course, he hadn't accounted for the fact that such devices were made for people of a different stature. no matter how delicately he tries to finagle things, his fingers are simply too large for the little player and its even smaller touchscreen. he tries his pinky this time - and once again ends up accidentally in the language settings.
he stops short suddenly, letting out a soft sigh of frustration.]
And I'd thought the phone was a dreadful pain...
[ooc; if you want a different prompt, feel free to pm me and I'll set you up c:]
█ Nonah, July 31 — Early Evening
To his chagrin, the prison provided what was perhaps the most mismatched things they could find at the time and, after plenty of paperwork and barely any time at all to change his outfit, he was led to receiving where Jonathan Joestar, his imPort probation officer, was waiting to escort him home.
Fast forward to one hour later when the two men have successfully managed to put the prison, its protocols, officers, and their not-so-subtle jeering behind them. They arrive a little before curfew at Yuri's apartment in Nonah where, upon unlocking the front door and turning on the front hall light, Yuri is instantly reminded of the one very good, very disobedient friend he has: Will Graham. Asked to keep his distance, Will has clearly done the opposite by following a previous request instead and, in Yuri's absence, appears to have lovingly attended to his many houseplants...and an absurd amount of cleaning, to boot. Where dust ought to have collected in the month Yuri has been unavailable to see to its erasure himself, there is nothing. Not a speck. Not a smear. Not even an unpleasant odor.
Does Jonathan notice? Does he care? Yuri wonders as he gestures for the man to come inside and, after he has done so, closes the door silently behind him. Calm, collected, he reminds himself that this is the appearance he wishes to maintain at all times. Nothing is amiss here. Nothing out of the ordinary. The home he has welcomed Jonathan into wasn't, a couple of months ago, ransacked and spattered in his own blood following his encounter with Ken Kaneki. The bathroom off to the right of the front door wasn't where he'd cauterized the chunk the ghoul had taken out of his side...]
Would you like some tea?
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[for his part, Jonathan has remained completely oblivious to his charge's fashion angst...likely because the outfit he showed up to collect him in isn't exactly going to be winning any style awards any time soon.
the state of the house, however, fails to escape his notice. it's not something he'll comment on, but Jonathan can't help but wonder - was it a housemate or an especially attentive friend? it doesn't matter either way, but it's still interesting. clearly something that Yuri had no interest in bringing up.
he proceeds into the house, enough to look around but not far enough to be considered outside of Yuri's shepherding. it's incredibly rude to impose oneself in a man's home - especially on his first return to it after some time. still, he can't help his curiosity, and there's definitely lively interest in his gaze.]
*general layout, the room with the sliding doors is an office
[In the kitchen he fills his kettle at the sink before setting it to boil atop the stove. Two cups from a particularly well organized cupboard are procured and set atop the counter, and then Yuri turns to his guest, an inquisitive expression on his face.]
I've chamomile, peppermint, earl grey, and chai, as well as some less commonplace loose leaf herbals, and Darjeeling.
[He really, really likes his tea. And while it would also seem he would to call Jonathan's attention away from the details of his home, the truth is, Yuri hasn't much else to hide remaining in his residence. All traces of his being Lunatic have been removed. Not confiscated, but destroyed. What remains is a strangely domestic domicile, filled with house plants and books, cookware and puzzle games. As always, on the coffee table in the living room, there rests a half-finished jigsaw. Yuri thinks that a little more of it might have been completed since his incarceration, but without closer examination, he can't be too sure.
In any case, the home is...inviting. The way a killer's home might not ordinarily be, or perhaps the way only a killer's home could be. No picture tilted on the walls, no dirty corners or cobwebs. Everything appearing to have its place and a system that organizes it. But it is a superficial sort of clean, Yuri thinks as the kettle begins a low whistle. Beneath its shiny exterior, this place is filled with grim memories...and seems barren now for the absence of the things most familiar to him.
And most personal.
A mask. A cape. A crossbow. All things he cannot have any longer if he wishes to be a 'person' like his guest, his probation officer.]
...take your pick, Mr Joestar.
after heropa 11ing for so long i keep forgetting other people have consistent layouts
[quintessentially British, but a gentler blend in respect of the relatively late hour. Jonathan has spent so many long hours with a warm cup of tea that the answer comes almost immediately and without thought.
it unintentionally gives him a little longer to drink things in before giving himself over completely to conversation. the puzzles remind him of a delivery he'd made quite some time ago now, of a polite but anxious man with something tense behind his eyes. the rest...tidier than Jonathan's own living space, certainly. but a little too sanitized to be rightfully called a home, something that he isn't sure is typical or the result of Yuri's absence.
it reminds him a little of what he used to imagine Dio's law office might look like. but none of that mattered - it wasn't his place to judge. so instead he smiles, genuine, and pulls out a chair for his charge before settling into the other across the table.]
I can't imagine that prisons are particularly concerned with anything more complicated than the, ah, instant coffee crystals.
[he hesitates only because he isn't quite sure of their name, is definitely unsure about what you're supposed to do with a crystal of coffee. but he knows they're supposed to be fast and convenient, so it should be fine.]
Since it's his own place it's easy to have one! Just don't ask me what Heropa 004 looks like...
[The ease with which Yuri navigates his own kitchen is suggestive of how often he might have visited the place in his memory while he'd been incarcerated. Although he'd only been gone away a little better than one month, he shows no hesitation when reaching for the loose leaf Darjeeling or the tea steeper, seems to recall with perfect accuracy where he keeps the honey, and in a strange way, seems almost as in his element here as he ever did practicing law, advising Heroes and imPorts alike, or playing tailor.
Which may have something to do with the comfort he finds in tending to another's needs, even if all he may offer is a cup of perfectly steeped tea, carried to the table for Jonathan on a saucer and placed before him.]
If there's anything else you require, please don't hesitate to ask.
[Milk, honey, and sugar are set between them before Yuri takes his own seat across from Jonathan, a thankful little smile in place in recognition of the other man having pulled the chair out for him. How gentlemanly.]
I'm not certain if what they served was instant or percolated, but it was markedly watered down and typically served without anything to improve the taste.
[Said as he helps himself to a few heaped spoonfuls of honey, stirring the golden liquid into his tea. How he'd missed this. But it's different, not quite as he would like. With a virtual stranger across from him in his own home, someone he doesn't know near enough about for his own comfort. But there's time for that, especially now that they can converse with one another without being eavesdropped upon by guards and inmates.
A sip of his tea and a pleased sigh.]
This is much better.
[All that he required now for things to feel almost normal again would be a hot shower, the opportunity to put on his face, and a change of clothes. Preferably something that fit better and wasn't so...hideously tacky. Though he supposes his current attire isn't nearly so outdated or unusual as Jonathan's own. Just where did the man think he was going?]
what does heropa 4 look like, joey
[he takes the tea gratefully, waiting politely until Yuri was finished fixing up his own cup before attending to his own. one, two...just enough spoonfuls of sugar to be socially acceptable before he sets it aside. the sugar bowl remains suspiciously close to his saucer, however, well within reach should anyone, say, want to clandestinely drop a few more spoonfuls in.
no reason for that, surely.]
It must be good to sit in your own home again.
[especially after having only been able to walk through it in his mind for so long, although Jonathan refrains from mentioning it. he takes a sip of tea instead, lips twitching imperceptibly in distaste. so bitter.]
Things always seem a bit more manageable someplace familiar.
idk it a fucking zoo there animals and ghouls errwhere - but it tidy bc sasaki?????
[Yuri looks up from his tea, steam warm against his face for how close the cup is to his scarred lips.]
...you may have forgotten, but I am just as familiar with prison as I am my own home. For having sent many criminals there in the past and for having previously spent time there as an inmate myself.
[A sip, calm and watchful before he shakes his head.]
Not that I put much stock in familiar places either way, of course, or even familiarity as a whole. It's not contempt that it breeds, but complacency—and that is arguably even more dangerous, particularly as an imPort.
so sasaki is basically the nanny dog from peter pan
[but it seemed pointless to drive the point home over and over again, as if it were going to do anything but cause more fractures. they'd both ridden home from the same prison today.]
But it seems we've found something else to disagree on. There are few things that drive a person to improve more than the well-loved and familiar.
[he traces a finger along the rim of his saucer idly, not willing to take another sip until he can sneak some more sugar. his thoughts are more in line with the current topic, however - his friends and loved one's smiles, the memories of the Joestar manor, everything he's become attached to in this world...he can't imagine a life without them.]
yes. he is sasanana.
[The city itself, for all her corrupt officials and crime; his job as a judge and his ability to police the streets as a vigilante; and his mother, the only family he has left after everything. He'd grown familiar with those things, and perhaps there was some truth to what Jonathan said. He'd been able to improve for those bonds, for having something to protect. But he had none of that here, no reason and no ability to be strong enough to tear apart the evil that plagued this place and all the people brought through the Porter.]
All I have here is what you see. This place, my plants...but there's nothing so wrong with that, is there? It's...magnificently uncomplicated.
trying desperately to keep all his children from flying out the window
[it's a little funny, how such a mild response can manage to be so pointed. he isn't interested in starting a fight, but it's difficult to completely ignore something so transparently untrue.]
There's nothing but yourself stopping you from changing any of that - but I imagine you know that already.
[nothing will change if Yuri doesn't allow it to. he knows that from too personal experience.]
DESTINED TO FAIL
If you believe that, you're a fool.
[There are, after all, many factors that will bar him from living like Jonathan does in this world, from having friends and family and happiness, none of which happen to be things Yuri feels he has any right to. It's enough, for him, that he live quietly going forward and that he keep to himself. He doesn't need familiar comforts beyond the simple things in his home and something with which to occupy his time. Tells himself, again and again, there is nothing wrong with that and it will be enough to snuff out any thoughts he might have about giving in to impulses. About putting on that mask again...]
Of course, I realize that you wouldn't be doing your job if you didn't encourage different habits. Tell me, do you happen to know someone who would be happy to have an ex-con as a close acquaintance? Or even something more? Because the only individuals I can think of who might be accepting of someone like that are the sort I might have put behind bars or worse before.
poor sasanana and all his broken-limbed dumbass kids...
[he meets Yuri's gaze unflinchingly, expression as even-tempered as his retort. if any of this is meant to cow Jonathan into backing away from his statement, it fails miserably.
without breaking the staredown he's been shoved into, he reaches out and finally begins adding more sugar into his cup. it seems less impolite now, the gentle clink of the spoon against porcelain punctuating the tension.]
But it's easier to look at things the way you are now. There's no way to fail if there's no reason to begin.
[it's an incorrect perspective, but one that Jonathan can still understand. Yuri has run into wall after wall during his time in this world - why look to cultivate any more, especially in such a personal area?]
wait why are their limbs broken ISN'T THAT EXCESSIVE
A pity that I'm not the sort of man who keeps company with fools. I'm afraid that makes you and I and everyone else of your ilk terribly incompatible with one another.
[Placing his hands upon the table, Yuri pushes himself up out of his chair.]
If you'll excuse me a moment...
THEY JUMPED OUT A WINDOW what did you expect
he sets his spoon on the edge of his saucer neatly, as if there weren't an ounce of negative judgement being mentally beamed his way. if not for the granite set to his jaw, one might mistake him for being in the middle of a very pleasant conversation.]
You'd be surprised how things match up in the end. [a pause and a sip. much better.] Please, take your time.
I EXPECTED FLYING BECAUSE YOU SAID FLYING????
[Excusing himself from the table, Yuri retreats to his bedroom where the door is promptly closed behind him. He takes his time, and would have regardless of Jonathan's allowance. Straightens his hair, ties it back with a black ribbon, and does what he can before his bedroom mirror to mask the appearance of his scar. It helps considerably, feeling suddenly less vulnerable to the world, less exposed, and he's even able to briefly address the network to announce his release from prison. A courtesy, he calls it, and proof of his commitment to change.
Do those listening believe him? Or do they see through his meek facade?
Questions he asks himself as he responds in turn to some of the replies people have left him, but the exchanges are kept brief and, not long after, Yuri disconnects so that he might change out of his prison dress outs and rejoin Jonathan in the other room. A pair of navy cotton pants are selected from his wardrobe along with a pale blue quarter-length sleeve sweater. He feels then, for the first time in more than a month, considerably more like himself, and as he returns to the dining room to sit across from Jonathan, he's able to do so with the hint of a smile.
As though they never disagreed on anything. In fact, as Yuri takes up his teacup and glances at the clock, he even has a polite suggestion to make.]
I can't imagine that you ate much of anything having arrived at the prison when you did. You ought to stay for dinner.
IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF FLYING
the silence is enjoyable, especially with the teacup providing a ready-made focus for his habitual fidgeting. even so, the pleasant way he nods his head upon Yuri's return is just as genuine. there was a difference between pretending an argument didn't exist and setting it aside, and he's happy to take that distinction now.
in fact, the offer even jostles a gentle chuckle out of him.]
I think you may want to do some grocery shopping first before making that sort of offer.
[he restrains himself significantly when out with company, but still...Jonathan is a large man.]
WHY N—oh is this a "because no happy thoughts for Sasaneki ever" thing?
Perhaps not every day, and there was a period during which the man had gone missing, Ported out as it were, but regularly enough to see to it no food went bad, to dust, water the plants...keep the place looking lived-in. Or as lived-in as clinical clean could ever appear.]
I've a number of frozen goods and non-perishables I can utilize in making a respectable meal. [And plenty of perishables that, thanks to his bestest buddy, were restocked, fresh, and ready to use. But there's no need to mention that, so Yuri doesn't.] Or I could order something.
[He mirrors Jonathan's chuckle, adding as he glances down at his drink...]
To be quite honest, I'm simply a little eager to eat anything that isn't served on a plastic tray the color of a school bus.
also do you think anyone in that house is smart enough to fly
[who could ever refuse such a request, let alone someone as easily coaxed into polite acquiescence as Jonathan? he has a clause to the agreement, however, which he adds after another small sip of tea.]
But I'll pay for anything I eat.
[takeout or not. it's the only way to keep things fair as a bottomless pit being talked into raiding a newly free man's fridge.]
...i believe in their imaginative capabilities `^`
Not unlike Yuri's beliefs...
In any case, he concedes this time instead of arguing.]
If you wish, I won't stop you.
[Quickly draining his cup, Yuri is to his feet again in a matter of quick seconds, carrying himself to the kitchen to pull open his refrigerator door and explore its contents.]
A souffle wouldn't take too long to prepare...about as much time as it would take to order Italian or Chinese. Do you have a preference, Mr Joestar?
you're gonna have to clap a lot harder, then
[a testament to his inability to be picky if he wanted rather than any fretting about Yuri's culinary skills; the distinction is easy to make, accompanied as it is by such a pleasant smile.
Jonathan himself remains seated for the moment, trapped in that awkward uncertainty that etiquette sometimes abandoned him in. it was easy enough to offer help when eating at a friend, but there were several layers of distance here. the best thing to do was stay in place until an opportunity presented itself, as contrary to his nature as it was to remain inactive.]
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[And neither is he eager to leave Jonathan too long to his own devices behind his back, though he hopes that isn't too obvious as he places some fresh ingredients on the island counter near the dining table and collects a sharp chopping knife from the block on the counter behind him. With any luck, he only appears a good host, reluctant to be rude to his guest. Or more rude than he'd been earlier. Perhaps...this dinner invitation was even a way of apologizing for that episode?]
You're certainly not obligated, but if you'd like to help cut preparation time in half, I wouldn't protest an extra hand finely chopping these broccoli florets while I separate some eggs.
[He turns the knife handle toward Jonathan, blade pointed toward himself and a liquid honey smile on his face. Positively dripping niceties now.]
You can use a knife, can't you?
well now they're permanently crippled, good job
[is he aware of Yuri's discomfort about leaving him to his own devices a second time in one night? can he sense the sardonic undertones hidden behind the polite inquiry?
surprisingly, it's quite impossible to tell. Jonathan may be a man with his emotions on his sleeve at all times, but here it makes no difference; the reaction Yuri receives would be identical regardless of how much he grasped. the other man stands, carefully maneuvering around the table to take the outstretched knife. he grasps it with a gentle precision, taking care not to accidentally endanger Yuri.
nothing hurts more than sincerity in the face of bitterness.]
I'm still learning my way around the finer points of cooking, but I'm capable enough when it comes to the basics. Please let me know if you need anything else done as you go along.
[the blade really does appear minuscule in Jonathan's massive hands, lending more than a little credence to his self-deprecation. but this is hardly the first time that he's worked with improperly sized tools, and he sets about chopping with the ready precision of a seasoned hand. it likely doesn't appear too elegant, mismatched as he is, but the broccoli doesn't suffer for it.
this had been the easiest part of learning to cook. focus, precision, a blade in his hand...all things that he'd studied diligently in other forms. it was almost soothing to be able to bring them together here in the kitchen.]
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The only blades I've any experience or skill with are the culinary sort, but even those I keep in pristine condition—a dull blade is far more dangerous than a sharp one, after all.
[He fetches a bowl for Jonathan to place the broccoli in once he's done chopping, still smiles and no hint of bitterness, and then returns to the stove, tossing measured amounts of butter and flour into the pan.]
In any case, the knife you're holding shouldn't fail you. But, if it should slip, I've a first-aid kit in the bathroom. [It wouldn't do to let his company bleed out in the souffle, even if Englishman and rosemary go together about as well as wine and cheese.] Once you're done there, the broccoli needs heating in the microwave. Two minutes at the most. It should still be crisp. And then the egg whites need beating. The mixer is in the drawer.
[Speaking of rosemary, however, a little sprinkle is added to the pan after some milk and some mustard have been stirred in. When the mixture thickens, the yolks are poured in along with a handsome helping of goat cheese from the fridge.]
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[Jonathan could handle a sword with some measure of skill, after all. in his mind that was all it took to qualify as the more easy sort of blade to handle - or perhaps that was the hours of late night cooking shows he'd absorbed during his time here. it was hard to say.]
But there's no need to worry about any mishaps I might cause. I can take care of myself without abusing your supplies.
[he can't say that there won't be any accidents, even with his practiced handling, but he can at least keep from draining any more of Yuri's things. the ripple was wonderfully convenient like that.
the broccoli tips off the board into the proffered bowl in short order, making its way over to the microwave safely in Jonathan's hands. there's an awkward pause as he quietly tries to puzzle out Yuri's unfamiliar appliance (why was the same equipment so different from brand to brand?) before the familiar buzz starts up.
he stays where he is in front of it all the same. there's not much confidence in his button choices.]
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[Mildly amused, Yuri shakes his head.]
I suppose mastery of either one is difficult. The former requires a more delicate precision, while the latter demands one have the utmost control over their own physical strength. A steady hand for both, and yet...neither is an edge that anyone can wield safely without plenty of practice.
[Not that he cares much for blades at all outside their use in the kitchen, though of course even Lunatic's crossbow had been outfitted with a bladed apparatus at the end—for those particularly pesky close encounters, though in hindsight he supposes the sort more likely to engage in close-quarters combat with him here were also the type to leave his bow or him crippled.
With Jonathan refusing to leave the microwave unattended, Yuri sees to the egg whites himself. The mixer is procured from the drawer, plugged in, and for a few minutes the eggs in the bowl are beaten until small, stiff peaks form on top. He is then able to set out a baking sheet and four prepared ramekins atop it, gesture for the broccoli from the microwave and, when he has everything he needs, begin combining the various parts into a folded mixture in the white serving dishes.
The oven beeps, signifying right on time that it's heated, and into the oven the baking pan and ramekins go...
As Yuri begins to tidy up, however, his attention returns to Jonathan. In particular, to something he'd said.]
So, you've regenerative capabilities? [Always good to know.] That's very fortunate.
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