iamtetsuo: (the least enthusiastic one there)
Shima Tetsuo [ 島 鉄雄 ] ([personal profile] iamtetsuo) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-06-04 06:16 pm

It's summer but there's no vacation

WHO: N5 and you!
WHERE: Nonah 05/maybe around Nonah
WHEN: June
WHAT: open log catch-all for the N5 denizens, includes ill-advised science
WARNINGS: .... nothing too bad I think.



Catch-all for the denizens of N5! Starters will be linked below.

Tetsuo - Science Projects | Kaneda | Ken | Hazel | The Iron Bull | Phoenix Wright
rassera: (Depends)

Kaneda

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-05 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Should you need to do some shenanigans with King Asshole himself. Feel free to hit me up with something or plot things out with me beforehand I don't mind!]
amadaman: ((p3) 207)

Ken

[personal profile] amadaman 2016-06-05 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[This may get edited with some open prompts but for now, hit me up or whatever!]
rassera: (I missed you too)

1

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-05 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's...a volcano, alright.


[Even knowing just what Tetsuo was doing, even FUNDING the necessary ingredients to make this a reality, Kaneda still stares at it in a mixture of awe and that weird fear that it may be slightly more explosive than the original plan was.


Oh, did you think he was disappointed? Hell no.

He's proud, and that awe soon has a smile split his face as a hand plants itself on the side of it.

Nicely made too--no paint job, but it's not really here to look the part of an active mountain. As long as it can shoot the stuff out, that's all that matters.]


You really DID it!
deadtective: (forty-six.)

Hazel "literal skeleton in the basement" Lockwood

[personal profile] deadtective 2016-06-05 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[she's kind of extra hermity at the beginning of the month thanks to some Awkward Stuff with Tetsuo, but it's impossible to get rid of Hazel. come hit her up!!]
rassera: (Sneaking around like MGS)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-05 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
So you did it all right?

[He walks around it, as if giving it a final inspection. It did look a lot like the ones the kids made, albeit theirs was paper mache--if anything, Tetsuo's was built to last longer than just for a science fair. He has no idea what the precautions or criteria for a volcano are, but he sure does pretend he does as he gives an approving nod.]

The...


[And he's goin to try and English this out]

Vinegar and Baking soda?
rassera: (You talkin' about me?)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-05 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has to agree, v is the worst thing to be invented when it comes to his accent.]


So just the baking soda, then. You got enough? I wrote the measurements out...I think they're right...


[He gives that volcano one more pat before stepping back.]

And the red colouring?
rassera: (SMILIN')

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-06 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He sure hopes Tetsuo did, because he did that completely unsupervised...and that does raise a few concerns. Tetsuo did tend to stray off the path when it came to "well, this'll be cooler".]

Well, we'll have to see, yeah?


So what if it's pink? Maybe it's just on a diet!
rideme: (Default)

The Iron Bull | open

[personal profile] rideme 2016-06-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
(( Need a thread with Bull? Bam! Here's your chance! PM or hit me up @ redfirelight on Plurk! ))
infomodder: THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR, UNDERDOG IS HERE! (HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY)

4 - POTATO CANNON

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-07 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sharkbait, the resident leg-loving bulldog at Casa Ludgate-Graham, is out for a walkie with Will. They have so many dogs that getting a walkie all to himself isn't wholly common, and thus to be treasured. His beautiful legs are working overtime today as he enjoys the sights and smells and places to wee on without any other dogs to dictate pace or where they do or don't go. It's a truly wonderful day to be a bulldog.

Then there is the first potato, and as Sharkbait clasps it in his handsome, beefy jaws, he thinks today might be the most wonderful day he's had in...well, ever. This thought process is confirmed when ANOTHER potato lands nearby. He ignores the confusion and "don't eat that, Horndog, you don't know if that's a normal potato" from his owner. When a third lands, Sharkbait realizes he must find out where they are coming from. Where this heavenly place is, this paradise of potatoes.

With more strength than anyone might assume a bulldog has, his meaty short legs launch at the perfect angle for the loop of his leash to fly out of Will's hand. And then it's just a matter of following the Sky-Delivered potatoes, drool getting everywhere while he ignores Will's yelling and chasing after him in order to complete his quest.

Tetsuo will be greeted by a bulldog, leash on the ground behind him, stopping twenty or so feet away. Staring at him with a potato in his mouth.

He drops the potato and licks his chops.

He is ready for a new potato, Potato God Man.
]
infomodder: i hate people (rewarded for not being people)

yes plz

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-07 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, the dog simply watches. What is the god of potatoes doing? He can just as easily throw those potatoes at Sharkbait and their game can continue. Humans, always making things so fucking complicated when they don't need to be.

Foomp!

Sharkbait cranes his neck to watch the new potato fly over his head. This is a glorious moment in the dog's life, like when that kid had Free Willy sailing right over him. Except Sharkbait has a weird smile and his tongue is hanging out and there is drool everywhere. Whatever! It's a glorious, beautiful sight. He skitters after it when it lands, looks back to the bag of potatoes...and realizes.

This potato god does not want his potatoes back. They are not playing fetch, are they? Sharkbait stares at the new potato, circles it, looks up at Tetsuo...and lifts his leg.

He is being watched by a smiling, drooling bulldog as said bulldog takes a moment to happily urinate all over his fallen failure of a missile.
]
Edited (head =/= neck) 2016-06-07 22:18 (UTC)
stealwithit: (Default)

I'm sorry this is so long

[personal profile] stealwithit 2016-06-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Days like this, Kasumi isn't sure she knows what she's doing, anymore. Extraordinary events outside, Kasumi likes this place. She likes the idea of being in a strange alternate universe and meeting all sorts of people; there are a lot of things she dislikes about being here, but she's found good things.

The truth of the matter, though, is that she's felt pretty lost since Charlie was ported out. Both she and Peter did--and then Peter was gone too, and suddenly Kasumi was "the one who gets left behind," again. At that point, Kasumi remembers thinking, what's the point? Why allow yourself to get attached to people here when they'll leave, and they won't remember you, and your memories feel less and less valid because you're the only one that has them? Why even care?

It's on days like that, that Kasumi demonstrates just how selfish she is. It's why she'd lied to Jacob time and time again, why she did so in spite of Hawke's feelings and why she let herself enjoy a night out or two with Duv. Jacob is right--she just wants to take and take like the thief that she is and honestly, that's what she's best at, and what does it matter if they're all just going to forget in the end, anyway? It's fine, isn't it?

So why does she feel liks such crap, right now?

It's with a heavy heart, and heavy steps, that Kasumi finds herself at Nonah 05 once again--not at the front door, this time, unlike the last time she was here that Ken let her in, but out back, her usual entrance. And not with yet another man she's lied to, this time, but with six to-go glasses of boba in different flavors--one for each (legal) resident of the house, and one for herself. She leaves four on the kitchen counter for the others to find, and two she takes with her as she tries to find where Ken might be. She did promise him this when she asked to use the house as a decoy residence, after all. ]
infomodder: something something sinnamon roll breadsticks meme hello fellow tumblr kids (being a shitty person)

rip coffee this is incredible bless you

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sharkbait's smile only GROWS at Tetsuo's anger and filthy language. It's almost like the dog understands those three words and rather than take them as offense he wears them with pride. Yes, he is little, and he is often a shit, thank you for noticing, Potato God! How observant you are in everything but proper aim!

He lowers his leg, the potato now marinating in sun-charged wee sauce, and watches the next potato. Okay, that's...he's not sure what Potato God is going for ehre but he is not about to cross the street to get to that potato. May it rest in peace. Maybe it will find a new owner to plant it and grow MORE potatoes. That's the best part of potatoes, they make more potatoes. Circle of life.

The dog either has no idea Tetsuo intends him harm or just doesn't care, because after he spots the missile land, he looks back at Tetsuo. There's a curious tilt of his head (the dog version of asking what the fuck is going on, buddy) and a low aroo to go with it.

What are you doing? the dog asks him.

He doesn't even twitch an ear at the warning that Will is catching up. A faint yelled "SHARKBAIT!" hits the scene, but quietly and without any notice from the dog himself. Could be anyone, couldn't it.
]
infomodder: is not just a song by no doubt but good advice for you right now (don't speak)

good

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-06-07 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tetsuo's powers get fuck all from the dog, which may only fuel his rage further. Sharkbait was born in this world. Sharkbait lives with four imPorts (and one Luggage). Sharkbait has seen some weird shit. So Tetsuo's superpowered premature ejaculations get little more than a face and by the time he's loaded the thing, Sharkbait has delivered the most brutal insult.

He has laid down. He has put his big jiggly chin on his paws. He is giving off the vibe of being bored to the point of tired instead of wowed or horrified or even caring about the man he's so easily pissed off by his existence and his pissing.

Foomp!

The potato is launched, hurling with deadly accuracy right as that smug little shit's face. This dog is surely done for, about to go home with tail between legs, bruised and wailing. This dog has no chance. The potato, and Tetsuo, will conquer. They will sing songs and hold feasts in his honor, referring to Tetsuo as "Forehead God" and Sharkbait as "Fearsome Beast." This victory shall go down in history books, and in centuries people will wonder if it really happened or if it's mere legend, too amazed by the awe-inspiring tale to easily believe in it.
]

Got you!

[Until Will Graham appears in the split second before potato is about to smash into bulldog's head.

He appears, plaid and shaggy, nearly out of breath, his first action to pick up the dog.

The dog doesn't move. The dog is not bothered by this turn of events. His protector is here...





...to take the potato bullet for him. Right in the shoulder, which causes a surprised grunt before Will loses his balance and is effectively laid out due to the cannon's power.

He doesn't get up immediately. He doesn't know what just happened.

He does, however, reach one hand out to grab the leash. Give him a moment, please, both of his shoulders are in poor shape and he swears he's covered in busted potato.

He needs to get a head scan soon because this can't be real.
]
rassera: (Default)

[personal profile] rassera 2016-06-07 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah...yeah he often translates Tetsuo's own bizarre language, and 'adjusting the numbers' means 'I just added what I thought looked cool'.

But hey, he's here to observe--this was Tetsuo's project after all.]



As ready as I'll ever be. It's my first time seeing a volcano erupt, after all!

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